"An 85-year-old male motorcyclist is dead following a crash on the QEW Erie. The Toronto-bound lanes of the highway have been closed between Netherby and Sodom roads as a collision reconstruction team investigates the crash."As someone who has actually woken up in the back of an ambulance to find his shirt, pants & helmet have been scissored off, I'm thinkin'... there are worse ways for an octogenarian to check out.
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Police were called to the scene at about 5:11 p.m. when the 83-year-old victim’s family reported they had found his hat on the ice surface and were concerned that he had fallen through into the water.