23 November 2017

#HowToPoliticizeThanksgiving

FROM THE COMMENTS:
"Weigh everyone's plate after they've gotten their food, take away a percentage of the food commensurate with federal tax brackets and give it to the dog who didn't do anything all day but shit in the backyard and bark grandpa back awake."
Oh... it gets better...
"Avoid the hassles, just refer to everyone as 'Comrade'."