Ah infidel, you scoff... but behold... there is indisputable proof..."In the report, Professor Kamal Subhi exemplified the point by describing what he experienced while sitting in a coffee shop in an unnamed Arab state."Oh... my... gawd... it's just like the universally acknowledged & respected Chicken Little Theorem... substituting panties for sky, of course.
"'All the women were looking at me," he wrote. "One made a gesture that made it clear she was available... this is what happens when women are allowed to drive,' he concluded."
Perhaps Saudi scholars will finally get the respect they deserve.
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FROM THE COMMENTS:
"Hmm... I love to get in my car and go for a drive, but it has never been THAT exciting. What am I doing wrong? ;)"**********
UPDATE: You figure Globe & Mail editors...
...just peruse the blogosphere... then cobble up their own watered-down fuzzy-bunny versions of current events?
You've gotta love this. Suddenly, according to the Globe, there's a human rights activist in the mix... shifting focus from the nutty professor and his over-the-top allegations of uncontrollable whoring, induced homosexuality & a craving for pornography to...
"A report given to a high-level advisory group in Saudi Arabia claims that allowing women in the kingdom to drive could encourage premarital sex, a rights activist said Saturday."You check out the first article from Fars News, you'll see that "encourage premarital sex"... doesn't quite cover it.
How a Globe editor gets from... insatiable nymphomaniacs who turn to porn and even... gasp... lesbianism... to satisfy their newly emergent vehicle-based baser urges... without slammin' back mescaline & vodka shooters is anybody's guess.
But, heck... we wouldn't want to offend anyone, right?
No wonder the print media is going down the shitter.
