16 February 2009

Remember when you were a kid...

...and folks were always tryin' to bust a cap on your ass?
-- BRITISH COLUMBIA -- Surrey RCMP are investigating a gang-style shooting near Green Timbers Park.

At least 20 shots were fired at a four-door white luxury car between 10 and 11 a.m. Monday near 96 Avenue and 148 Street.

A woman has been shot dead. A four-year-old boy who was also in the car was not physically hurt and has been taken into government care.
Yeah... me neither.

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ASK A PROFESSIONAL TALKING HEAD:

On the CTV news tonight, Lloyd Robertson yammers on about an "execution style hit"... you know... as opposed to the non-execution variety.

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RELATED: Wait a minute... here's a thought...

...maybe the shooters were traumatised...
-- WINNIPEG -- A Manitoba truck driver who had a first-hand look at the beheading of a man on a greyhound bus last year is citing the gruesome incident as the cause of his own legal problems.

Christopher Alguire, 29, is facing charges of break-and-enter and failing to appear in court stemming from an incident last fall in which he allegedly got drunk and broke into a fenced compound after a night of drinking at a rural Manitoba bar.
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