18 February 2009

The 15 minute man

Leave it to the Mother Corp. to showcase Michael Ignatieff claiming that he can set things right in Afghanistan... simply by whispering sweet nothings in President McDreamy's perfect cockleshell ear.

And you've just gotta wonder what nonsense the Igster would have had on his "wish list"... if the infamous Coalition of the Swilling hadn't died a horrible ignoble death. Can't you just hear Taliban Jack demanding that Omar Khadr replace Hamid Karzai?

What Ignatieff doesn't choose to admit here is that his 15 minutes is simply a diplomatic courtesy, political theatre if you will... extended to a man who doesn't have a car... never mind a passing acquaintance with the driver's seat.

The reality here is... I've spent more time than this... just takin' a crap.

But hey, pal... it's more than enough time for you and "The One" to go over your resume.

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FROM THE COMMENTS: Oh, my gawd...

...he doesn't just LOOK like a smarmy Vulcan... he talks like one too!

“Nothing is personal in politics, because politics is theater. It is part of the job to pretend to have emotions that you do not actually feel.”
Hey Liblogs... where is your god now?

(via blue like you)


15 comments:

liberal supporter said...
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Neo Conservative said...

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"liberal supporter says... waaaaaaaaaaahhhhh... iggy's da bomb... you're a big meanie"

and yet again... the indisputable wisdom of anonymous trolls

thus continues liberal supporter's daily whinefest... elucidating, in great detail, how unimportant i am in his life.

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Anonymous said...

If you go to 1 Anxious Liberal blog you'll find a beautiful quote from Iggy that clears things up quite nicely.

Turns out Iggy's a bad actor who's only pretending to be interested in the issues of Canadians.

I don't know the url....linked to it over at Joanne's

Neo Conservative said...

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"anon says... I don't know the url....linked to it over at Joanne's"

you must mean "iggy the narcissist"

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Joanne (True Blue) said...

That's the one. Here's the link.

Iggy's really starting to tick me off with his demands for more time with the big O.

Neo Conservative said...

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thx joanne... that's too good not to share.

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liberal supporter said...
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Neo Conservative said...

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"liberal supporter says waaaaaaaaaaahhhhh"

it's okay sweetie... just close your eyes and go back to bed.

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wilson said...

Of course Iffy is a fake,
that's how he manipulates people's lives.
Pretending to be a close friend to Rae and support Dion.
Then make them walk the plank.

I really don't like Iffy, the person.
Now Iffy is threatening to go over the PMO and get more time with Obama?
Yah, make a scene Iffy, call up all those American friends, how can they say no to Czar Iffy....

Honey Pot said...

How embarrassing for Canada, that Iggy is throwing a temper tantrum to have more time with his hero.

It makes him look like a fool, demanding an audience with Obama.

Why didn't Iggy, discreetly, just ask Harper if he would get an autographed picture of Obama for him.

Neo Conservative said...

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apparently, iggy's a little shy... so he's gonna bring boob-ray along, so boob can tell obama that iggy really, really likes him.

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liberal supporter said...
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Neo Conservative said...

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"liberal supporter says... waaaaaaaaaaahhhhh... you can't dis iggy... he's my hero"

thus commences liberal supporter's daily bombing of the comment threads... elucidating, in great detail, how unimportant i am in his life.

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liberal supporter said...
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Neo Conservative said...

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shsssh, baby... it'll be alright.

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