20 October 2008

Dion... the diabolical genius

I guarantee, you'll only get this sort of shrewd political analysis... from a graduate of the "Rainman Institute of Leftospherics & Social Policy."
Oh, no... we've been outfoxed again!

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UPDATE FROM THE COMMENTS:

He might not ever win a battle... but he'll never lose a moment...
See nonny... I know you felt kinda stupid and were looking for a zinger here... but maybe you should have used up some of the nine minutes it took you to respond... to look up the word "lugubrious" (mournful, dismal, or gloomy) in a dictionary.

I think maybe the word you were actually looking for was "pathetic"... also strangely and ironically appropriate.

And Nonny... at the risk of bursting your uber-academic bubble...

"The MSM seems to be missing the notion that Dion has also made it incredibly easy for the CPC to do what it wants over the next several months as there is no way the Liberals will want to go into another election under this guy."

"Dion has made yet another blunder."
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LAST WORD: "...when nobody reads your blog"

Hey Nonny... I think they like you
Feeling a little "lugubrious"?


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21 comments:

Anonymous said...

Kind of lugubrious (sad, in a ludicrous sort of way) when nobody reads your blog and you are reduced to headlining my comments.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

syncrodox said...

Anony

Oh we're reading, it's just that it's hard to figure out if you're handicapped or a brilliant satirist.

In the first case it would be unkind to mock your shortcomings, in the second your brilliance is hard to top.

Syncro

Sorry about feeding the troll Neo but I have a soft spot for special pipples.

Neo Conservative said...

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"syncro says... Sorry about feeding the troll..."

no problem, sync... this is obviously a "special occasion"... well, you know... special with an "r".

with devoted followers like nonny and frodo cherniak... how could stephane dion fail to rise from the dead?

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Platty said...

...when nobody reads your blog...

Apparently, reading comprehension is not a strong point for the nonny...

From HoM front page...

488,782 Visitors

Neo Conservative said...

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"platty says... reading comprehension is not a strong point for the nonny"

he's not especially clear on irony either... he took 9 minutes from the time of the post... to lay down his less than expert prose.

it would seem nonny-bot's one of my most avid followers.

i guess i should be flattered.

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Alberta Girl said...

Anony HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA is sooooo cute. I love the little guy/gal. He is obviously not that bright so we have to cut him/her some slack. I mean, he/she was making those same predictions before this past election and we all see how wrong he/she was on that one.

So take Anony HAHAHAHAHA with a grain of salt - he/she only has his/her disillusions that Dion will be prime minister to hang on to. We mustn't take that away from him/her - especially because we would LOVE to see his/her hero try to bring down the Harper government a mere 3-4 months after the last election.

So Anony HAHAHAHAHA maybe you should take your ideas and your love for Dion to the party and try to get them to change their minds and pull the plug on the government.

Go for it, please.

Powell lucas said...

I'm afraid the rest of the Liberal caucus won't let the Nutty Professor bring down the government just to satisfy his pique at blowing the election. Even liberals are smart enough to know that if they bring the Conservatives down so soon after this last election that they would be toast with the voters. besides you can't run much of a campaign on a buck, thirty-five.

Anonymous said...

Wow, a whole thread based on well, nothing. Kind of like the "election about nothing".

And I did look up "lugubrious" and it does fit the definitions I gave.

Hahahahahahaha!

Neo Conservative said...

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"Alberta Girl says... Anony HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA is sooooo cute."

well... the funniest part of this whole episode is nonny's observation... "when nobody reads your blog".

i decided to take a look at my sitemeter... and guess what happened when i made this post?

-- main post updated --

oh, nonny.

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Neo Conservative said...

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"nonny whines... And I did look up "lugubrious" and it does fit the definitions I gave."

oh, you poopyface... it does not.

you're 'so not coming' to my birthday party.

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Neo Conservative said...

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"powell lucas says... I'm afraid the rest of the Liberal caucus won't let the Nutty Professor bring down the government"

sorry, powell... you must be wrong.

the "rainman" says so.

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Anonymous said...

Close enough for me

So it would seem your hit counts go up when I comment? And none of those hits are from me!

Hahahahahaha!

Neo Conservative said...

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"nonny says... So it would seem your hit counts go up when I comment?"

yup... nothing like a good ol' fashioned freak show, huh?

now if only you would bite the heads off some live chickens.

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Platty said...

Poor nonny, already feeling rather lugubrious about those lowly Liberals, and now, no party invite!

Well now, that'll just put nonny in a perfectly pocosin frame of mind.

Poor nonny......


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langmann said...

@ Powel lucas:

The MSM seems to be missing the notion that Dion has also made it incredibly easy for the CPC to do what it wants over the next several months as there is no way the Liberals will want to go into another election under this guy.

Now is the time to cut budget spending in a big way in light of the financial picture. A politically non-winner it is a necessary action to thin the fat out of government and now is the time to do it while the Liberals are non-electable.

Dion has made yet another blunder.

Anonymous said...

Why not go all the way and repeal the Canada Health Act?

Hahahahahahaha!

syncrodox said...

Neo

Is it possible that Nonny Haha is a recently disposed denizen of digital democracy with some time on his hands...or possibly a hobbit.

Naw...that's crazy.

Syncro

Neo Conservative said...

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"nonny says... Why not go all the way..."

oh, scooby... slow down... we're still having hysterical fits over your brilliant proposition that steffi is off somewhere celebrating his "million dollars in free advertising."

and it only cost him... how many seats in parliament... not to mention his personal reputation and his political career.

oh, gawd... can't breathe... just stop, please... yer killin' me.

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maryT said...

Dion can't bring the government down by himself, he needs the support of all three parties. Any liberals that won by very slim margins might not be so willing to go to the voters again. Take Keith Martin, lost 5000 votes or more and won by just 68. Same with Ujjal, a 33 vote margin. If they hold up in re-counts.
All PMSH needs if for 12 members of the opposition, from any or all 3 parties, to pass his legislation.
As for a new leader, they need to get someone outside of parliament so he/she can travel the country to get support. If they decide one membership one vote, and no convention, I think we should all get a membership and vote for the worst of the bunch.
And if MHF is planning a run, for heaven sakes, get a hairdo.

Neo Conservative said...

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"maryT says... Dion can't bring the government down by himself, he needs the support of all three parties."

oh, mary... details, details.

i'm sure nonny... who is obviously wired into the very heart of steffi's awesome "war machine"... has it all figured out. i, for one, am shaking in my boots.

clever fellows, these fiberals.


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Pissedoff said...

Actually nonny has a good suggestion. Lets repeal or at least amend the Canada health act. Lets legalise private medical insurance and private medicare.