26 October 2008

Thinning the herd

"If bile doesn't rise in your throat at the very notion of an Obama presidency, then you are NOT a conservative."

"It's all about class, people. Class class class. 'Ew! Snowmobiles! Ew! A non-designer baby!! Ew! They both know how to fire guns!!!'"

"The cowardly careerist urban latte beta male lawyer class vs. the rest of us."
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7 comments:

Anonymous said...

What is a desinger baby exactly?

Raphael Alexander said...

"If bile doesn't rise in your throat at the very notion of an Obama presidency, then you are NOT a conservative."

Aw shucks, and I so wanted to be one, too.

Neo Conservative said...

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"anon asks... What is a desinger(sic) baby exactly?"

it's an allusion to the delusion whereby people try to make their lives into perfect little yuppie copies of their favourite television show protagonist's lives.

you know... shallow, self-involved, unrealistic... but gotta be outwardly flawless in every way lives. like the baby with the 200 dollar 'baby gap' outfit... who gets picked up from the sitter & plunked down for hours in front of the tv every night instead of actually being nurtured.

sarah palin chose not to abort her child even though she knew, ahead of time, that he had downs syndrome.

i would guess, these days anyway, that qualifies as "the road less taken".

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Neo Conservative said...

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"raffi says... Aw shucks, and I so wanted to be one, too."

no fear, raffi... anybody who pals around with pseudo-intellectual 'red tory' will never be mistaken for an actual conservative.

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Anonymous said...

Raph...nice guy, and great looking kids. But he's gonna find that sitting on the fence gives you slivers in the butt...

Kathy and Rush..amen!
I get the feeling some 'Washington elite' from both camps, and the media are just a tad nervous about Palin getting to Washington and shaking up the 'old boys club.'

bluetech

Anonymous said...

Washington insiders are well aware of what Palin did to insiders in Alaska, she threatens their little empires so they'll fight for Obama tooth and nail. They know how easily Obama can be bought by organizations like Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac.

Kathy Shaidle said...

Raph, the guy who said I should cancel my wedding after Warman sued me, cuz my going to Vegas looked unseemly in the face of all my travails.

Wow, Raph, is that really the best you can do? Your final answer as it were? I knew you were mediocre, but wow.