27 October 2008

Two deep-south skinhead nutbags...

...held in alleged Obama assassination plot...

The men, Daniel Cowart, 20, of Bells, Tenn., and Paul Schlesselman, 18, of West Helena, Ark., are being held without bond. Agents seized a rifle, a sawed-off shotgun and three pistols from the men when they were arrested.
Anybody else hearing duelling banjos?

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UPDATE: Take two imbeciles... add beer...

...and Barack Obama becomes even more of a saint...
Senior federal officials tell NBC News that the Feds are skeptical about whether there ever was a well-conceived plan to attack Sen. Barack Obama by two alleged neo-Nazi extremists in Tennessee.

The officials say that there is no evidence at this early stage of the investigation that the two men, Daniel Cowart and Paul Schlesselman, had ever taken the plan beyond the talking stage.
My guess is, we'll find out... this nefarious assassination plot failed... on these idiot's combined inability to raise bus fare to Washington.

But watch the MSM pick this one up and run with it.

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LAST WORD: Apparently this was Plan B...

...which they turned to... only after failing to clone copies of Adolph Hitler... and implant them in sympathetic girlfriends...
The men planned to wear white tuxedos and top hats during the assassination attempt, which would have involved driving as fast as they could toward Obama and shooting him from the windows of the car.

The men stole guns from family members and also had a sawed-off shotgun.
Yup... stay tuned for a made for tv movie.

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