07 January 2008

So, lemme see...

We just blew past Canada's tragic 2007 taser death toll... so when is the loony left gonna rise up and demand a ban on snowboarding?

-- CanWest News Service; Vancouver -- So far this season, there have been six avalanche fatalities across Canada. Three of the deaths were in B.C., spawning an avalanche warning in the province.
"If it saves just one life..."

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13 comments:

Anonymous said...

When the cops control the snowboards and beat new Canadians to death with them, you might have a point.

Anonymous said...

The government should only allow snowboarding on the prairies.

Neo Conservative said...

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"anon whispers from underneath the bed... the cops control the snowboards and beat new Canadians to death with them"

yeah, you're right... all those police death squads roaming the land killing anyone who isn't caucasian... it's terrible.

funny though... it isn't stopping anyone from desperately trying... legally and otherwise... to get into this murderous hellhole.

why do you suppose that is?

maybe they're all suicidal, huh?

you're a genius.

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lenny said...

Fascinating logic, Caca. So, are you in favour of the legalization of flying planes into buildings, or would you like to ban driving, which kills many more people every year?

Neo Conservative said...

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"lenny babbles... are you in favour of the legalization of flying planes into buildings"

here, lenny... lemme try again... "so when is the loony left gonna rise up and demand a ban on snowboarding?"

i knew squiggy was the smart one.

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lenny said...

"so when is the loony left gonna rise up and demand a ban on snowboarding?"

I'm all in favour of people being free to assume whatever risk snowboarding entails. In fact, if someone wants to volunteer to be tasered I won't stand in their way However, I am against the state compelling people to snowboard.
Now, let's have your answer to my question:
Are you in favour of the legalization of flying planes into buildings, or would you like to ban driving, which kills many more people every year? According to the logic of your post, you have to choose one or the other.

Neo Conservative said...

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"lenny petulantly whines... you have to choose one or the other."

hey, lenny... let's get even more narrow-minded and literal.

you're driving a truck on a narrow mountain road with 20 fellow soldiers in the back and a small child dashes out in front of you with his pregnant mother chasing him.

do you kill the mother and children... or drive off the cliff and kill your buddies.

you have to choose one or the other.

see, lenny... it doesn't matter how many times you check "buddhism for dummies" out of the local library... it ain't gonna make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.

"a man's gotta know his limitations."

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lenny said...

I have no idea what the point of your hypothetical question is, but I'll assume you've given up trying to defend your ridiculous post.

Neo Conservative said...

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"lenny says... have no idea what the point of your hypothetical question is, but I'll assume..."

there, there, lenny... you just "assume away"... it's what you do best.

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KEvron said...

"do you kill the mother and children... or drive off the cliff and kill your buddies."

that's a toughie, buddy....

lol!

KEvron

Neo Conservative said...

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"lol kevron says... that's a toughie"

sitting there... taking it literally, pondering the matter... like lugnut lenny.

genius.

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KEvron said...

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lol!

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KEvron

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ps,

"cunt".

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Neo Conservative said...

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lefty uber-troll and infamous canadian cecilia minion kevron... has dropped by yet again... to share mistress cecilia's favorite word.

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