23 January 2008

BREAKING: Clinton stuns nation

"It is with a great sense of relief that I say to all of you today, 'Screw it. I'm in.'"

In a show of respect, Clinton then completed his introduction of Hillary Clinton, calling her a "wonderful wife and worthy political adversary," and warmly shook her hand as she approached the podium.

A clearly shocked Mrs. Clinton got halfway through her speech about the nation's obligation to its children before walking briskly offstage
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1 comments:

Concerned said...

ROFLMAO