15 January 2008

Mayor David Miller of Toronto...

Springs into action... calls for Canada-wide ban on steak knives...

-- BRAMPTON, Ont. -- A 16-year-old boy was stabbed inside a Toronto-area high school Tuesday, just days after the release of a report suggesting violence and sexual assaults in Toronto schools are happening in staggering numbers.
Because... for goodness sake... this sort of thing couldn't possibly have anything to do with irredeemably flawed or inadequate parenting.

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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I absolutely need a handgun to protect myself from all the social misfits with knives.

Neo Conservative said...

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i say we enact and enforce national plastic cutlery ordinances right now.

only when knives are banned and are no longer able to bend people's behaviour to evil ends... will we be able to live in perfect harmony.

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Anonymous said...

Maybe we just outlaw stupidy and then the city of Toronto would behind a fence where it belongs!!!Particularly its political elite and their groupies such as Warren et al.