-- "At publishing time, the aliens were reportedly already asking to be taken to a third leader after only spending 5 minutes trying to talk to Kamala Harris." --NEVER EXPLAIN... NEVER APOLOGISE...
WASHINGTON -- "White House National Security Council spokesman John Kirby told reporters Friday that the US government may never fully determine whether President Biden launched a $439,000 missile to pop a $12 balloon near Alaska — but insisted that it was 'exactly the right thing to do' either way." --
