25 February 2023

BETTER GO CHECK MY LEGAL, REGISTERED HANDGUNS HAVEN'T ESCAPED

SORRY, JUSTIN... THEY'RE ALL STILL THERE IN THE GUN SAFE...

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-- "A woman has been injured in a shooting at Westmore Drive and Albion Road in north Etobicoke shortly after 9:30 p.m. on Friday. No suspect information is immediately available, police say." --
NO GUN... NO PROBLEM...
-- A man was reportedly walking in the area of McNicoll Avenue and Don Mills Road when a male suspect approached him and the two had a verbal altercation. The suspect then Produced a knife and slashed the man in the face." --
And...
-- "Toronto police said a suspect was arrested after a man was stabbed at Sherbourne and Queen streets on Saturday morning." --