-- "'The Office' star Rainn Wilson has changed his name to Rainnfall Heat Wave Extreme Winter Wilson to protest climate change." --I'm with comedian Chris Rock...
-- "I pray that this event ends global warming the same way that Live Aid ended world hunger." --UPDATE: The Babylon Bee nails it as usual...
LOS ANGELES, CA -- "In a bold move to help raise breast cancer awareness, actor Rainn Wilson has legally changed his name to 'Booby McBoobface'." --
