-- "Peel Regional Police said an 18-year-old student has been transported to hospital in life-threatening condition following a noon shooting at Castlebrooke Secondary School near Gore Road and Fitzpatrick Drive in Brampton. There's no suspect description so far." --
And no... I wasn't kidding about Killer Caitlyn.
SCHOOL SHOOTING UPDATE: Well... there's a shocker...
-- "Police say they are looking for 17-year-old JXXXXXX DXXXX of Brampton, described as being approximately five-foot-nine, 175 pounds, thin build with short wavy brown hair." --
Yeah... they got him. Picture & name now redacted.
THE USUAL, WELL... YOU KNOW...
-- "Toronto resident Emmanuel Kuffour, 32, has been arrested and is facing 15 charges including attempted murder using a firearm, in connection with a double shooting inside a Vaughan lounge back in September." --
