"The now-deceased men, Mark Williams and Mark Selkirk, died from liver disease related to their alcohol consumption. Both were denied potentially life-saving transplants based on their drinking habits."Mother Nature strengthens the gene by culling the halt, the lame and the dumbasses...
"We're not sure that he died from the deer. It could have been other medical issues. It's my understanding there's not going to be an autopsy."He will live on forever in song and unkind limericks.
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