27 May 2008

"I'm from Warner Brothers..."

"I'm here to save you."
A TOP-SECRET DEAL being ironed out by G8 nations will give the Music and film industry a state-paid force of copyright cops with the same powers of customs officials.

When you arrive in the country the copyright police would be given the job of checking laptops, Ipods, phones and other personal devices for content that 'infringes' copyright laws.
And it doesn't stop there.
"It would be the death of blogging, digg, fark and all sorts of other sites that have sprung up over the years."
(h/t reader bob)