22 May 2008

For the love of crazy people

Apparently Canada isn't the only country... with these wacky Human Rights Commissions...
His name is Matthew, he is 26 years old, and his supporters hope to take his case to the European Court of Human Rights.

But he won't be able to give evidence on his own behalf - since he is a chimpanzee.
Don't expect the court to be injecting a note of sanity here... they're gonna go with a very literal interpretation of the law.
In dismissing the activists' request to get a guardian for Matthew, a lower court ruled that the chimp was neither mentally impaired nor in danger - the legal grounds required for a guardian to be appointed.

It did not directly address the issue of whether a chimpanzee can be considered a person.
Well, thank goodness for that... I'm not sure I'm ready for the inevitable tumultuous debate on the pros and cons of "same-species marriage."

(h/t reader rich)