There oughta be a law...

Two black gangs throw shots around Toronto's biggest shopping mall... so naturally, Prime Minister Dressup wants to take away my legal, registered firearms. Where's the public outrage?Which somehow gets transposed into..."Investigators said there were at least three males in each party, but detailed...

“#technicallythetruth”

The owner of an Ottawa restaurant is apologizing for sharing an image online that he says hindered anti-racism efforts in the city. A 2016 post on the Instagram account of the Wellington Diner contains an image of a sandwich board bearing the message “Eating two strips of bacon for breakfast reduces...

Come for the dreamcatchers...

...stay for the penetrating cranial trauma..."A 16-year-old youth has been charged with a highway shooting in southern Alberta that left a German tourist with a serious brain injury. RCMP say the youth, who is from Stoney Nakoda First Nation but can’t be named, is facing 14 criminal charges, including attempted murder."********** RELATED: One for the good guys...A suspect wanted in connection with...

Orwell was right...

...some animals are more equal than others...A copy was sent to me, which I shared on Twitter. The scene was grotesque and seemed to be in the backyard of a home in Milton, but Police determined it was outside an under-construction mosque. Ontario’s Agriculture ministry has launched an investigation...

As usual, the real gold is...

...in the comments..."Check out the interview with the “sex worker” at the end of the segment. I think I’d go for the doll. Did 680 news have a hard time finding a hooker in Toronto?"********** RELATED: Jazzing up the ol' neighbourhood..."The plaza it is said to be moving in to is home to a dry cleaner and nail salon, as well as an illegal cannabis dispensary and a body rub parlou...

The genius of Justin Trudeau

All we need to do is take guns away from farmers, hunters & skeet shooters... not criminals or mental patients..."According to Peel Regional Police, two vehicles were travelling east on Highway 403 near the Highway 401 on-ramp at around 9 p.m. when the occupants of one vehicle fired shots at a black...

Actually there's been only one case...

...and that moron is in jail...Legal purchasers are filling out the required paperwork, buying a number of guns and then selling them on the illegal market, Mayor John Tory said.Mayor Pinocchio also claims, "about half of handguns used in crimes are from domestic sources." Let's take a closer look...

STOP!!!

... or I'll yell stop again..."A man has been stabbed to death in front of an anti-knife crime poster in South London as the capital’s violent crime wave rolls o...

Shooting down people from cars...

...there oughta be a law..."Two have been injured after the city saw separate drive-by shootings late Sunday night."No names, no descriptions... smell the journalism. ********** RELATED: Farmers, hunters & skeet shoot... ...wait a minute...Three teenagers are now facing a slew of charges after...

Those damn scofflaw Glaswegians...

..wait a minute...Police are now looking for Jonathan McLennan, 27, of Toronto.On Thursday, police released a video that showed a woman ringing a doorbell at a home in the area of High Tech Road and Silver Linden Drive near Highway 7 at 2:50 a.m. When no one answered the door, video surveillance captured...

Dear Prime Minister Dressup...

What sort of new gun legislation would have stopped Shamoi Palmer from putting a bullet in Jermaine George Titus' medulla oblongata?Jermaine is lucky #66 on this years "hit parade." Yet again, strangely enough... Black Lives Matter Toronto was unavailable for comment. ********** RELATED: Back in...

MAXING OUT

"This is another crucial debate for the future of our country. Do we want to emphasize our ethnic and religious differences, and exploit them to buy votes, as the Liberals are doing? Or emphasize what unites us and the values that can guarantee social cohesion?"********** RELATED: "National Broadcaster" plays the race card..."What will be the name of this new party? The Kanadian Koncervative Koalition?"Here's...

FROM THE COMMENTS:

San Fran does everybody else a service by supporting and attracting the diseased and homeless. The rest of us don't want that mess. We should give San Fran an award like 'The Bag of Crap and Needles Emmy'.********** MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH:TORONTO - A second arrest has been made in connection with...

And let's not forget... "a raving lunatic"

Following the death of her dog, Girls star Lena Dunham shared a collection of naked photos of herself in an Instagram video posted Wednesday... “holy shit it’s been so tiring to be a woman!” Dunham captioned the video.I'm beginning to detect a pattern here..."Actress Lena Dunham posted three nude photos of herself Wednesday morning to celebrate undergoing a hysterectomy nine months ago."Publicly strips...

Your Toronto Star...

...the Sharknado of "professional" news organizations..."Officers seized a sawed-off, lever-action .30-30 calibre shotgun from inside the suspected stolen vehicle."Say what? Where can I get one of these "special" firearms? Let's ask the reporter who made the discovery..."Claire Theobald is an Edmonton-based...

Come for the souvlaki...

...stay for the sucking chest wound... TORONTO -- One man is dead following an overnight shooting on Toronto's Danforth Ave., exactly one month after a mass shooting on the same bustling street left two people dead and 13 wounded. Paramedics say the unidentified victim, believed to be in his 30s, was...

If you build it...

...they will come...By the time Cabrini-Green got torn down, it “had come to embody a nightmare vision of public housing,” or, as he told an interviewer, a fixture on the “Mount Rushmore of scariest urban places in Americ...

Diversity is our streng...

...sweet baby jebus...This is the dramatic moment a machete-wielding thug is mowed down by a rival in broad daylight - before being left for dead by his accomplices.********** RELATED: No winning for losing...Until fairly recently the availability of global cuisines was seen as one of the few marked...

BIG BRASS BALLS...

...and I don't mean Jimmy Bennett....The New York Times reports that legal documents, which the BBC has not seen, show Asia Argento paid an underage former co-star $380,000 after the 17 year old alleged she had sexually assaulted him in a California hotel room in 2013. A lawyer for Ms Argento declined to comment on the allegations.********** UPDATE: Blame the dead guy... that'll fix everything...Asia...

Remember...

...we can't declare war on criminal gangs, because... racism...A man believed to be in his 20s has been taken to hospital following a shooting in Flemingdon Park at 10pm Monday night.Flemingdon Parl, Flemingdon Park... that sounds so familiar. It gets better... by which I mean worse...Toronto endured...

If it only "Saves One Life"...

...will the federal Liberals move swiftly to ban all pets?Sorry, Freckles... it's for the greater good. ********** RELATED: Speaking of lives saved...HALIFAX—The pending departure of almost 60 Saudi Arabian medical residents because of a diplomatic spat will cause surgical delays over the coming...

It's no big deal...

...John Tory & Justin Trudeau, two millionaires with armed bodyguards say, "Torontonians are resiliant"...Toronto Paramedics say a man has died after he was shot inside a downtown high-rise on Adelaide Street East, west of Parliament Street, at around 2:05 a.m Sunday. Police are searching for a male suspect who was last seen wearing a black jacket, a black hoodie, a black baseball cap and black...

FROM THE COMMENTS:

...it gets better... by which i mean worse...Re-education camps are so yesterday, a benevolent state would simply reassign infants for the collective good. But that utopian ideal might cause a lot of bad PR and resistance at first, what with all the inevitable hysterical crying.********** RELATED:...

Justin could make guns in Rexdale...

...super double illegal...Police have identified a Toronto man killed in a drive-by shooting in Rexdale Wednesday night as 33-year-old Andre Phoenix. Phoenix had a brief interaction with the vehicle’s occupants before one of them fired a gun at him several times. It is the second time in less than...

Diversity is our streng...

...sweet baby jebus... no gun, no problem...Four "children" stabbed in south London with one boy being ‘disembowelled.’ The crime scene – littered with bloodied clothing, trainers and medical equipment – is just a short walk from Warham Street, where 23-year-old drill rapper Sidique Kamara, also known...

I'm with Max

"Having people live among us who reject basic Western values such as freedom, equality, tolerance and openness doesn’t make us strong."And I'm not alone..."Fredericton shooting widow says she called Trudeau a ‘piece of shit’ during condolence cal...

I'm so old, I remember when...

...eating meat wasn't an indictable offense...A man has sparked fury in Amsterdam after eating a slab of raw meat in front of a vegan food festival, in an apparent form of protest. The man, who did not reveal his name, was filmed chewing on the meat as he was being questioned by police officers for...

A ridiculous monument to ego

"It serves no public purpose the way that a presidential library would. Obama’s presidential papers will not be housed there, and no scholars will be afforded the opportunity to explore the history of his presidency." “How could a public financing proposal fly in a state that is bleeding red ink,...

Don't be Muslim, don't be Muslim...

...ALLAHDAMMIT!!!Apparently uncomfortable in identifying the terror suspect using the common nomenclature as an ‘immigrant’, government security minister Ben Wallace instead called 29-year-old Salih Khater a “British citizen who came from another country originally.”Hmmm... wait a minute...Just weeks...

Here's hoping the "consultations"...

...with the Junkie-Canadian community about free daily pharmaceutical grade heroin distribution prove to be similarly conciliative...Victoria Mayor Lisa Helps says the city has no intention of getting rid of the Sir John A. Macdonald statue that was recently removed from the steps of city hall, after the Ontario government wrote asking about acquiring it. City council voted in favour of the removal,...

Wouldn't wanna scare off...

...all those degenerate junkies...Two pharmaceutical companies tried to block the execution in federal court, claiming their reputations would suffer if "THE KILLING" proceeded.Dear New York Times... you mean legally mandated execution, right? ********** RELATED: Dear Big Pharma... ...I don't think...

They had it all planned...

...with 47 seats up for grabs in the Oct. 22 election (3 more in downtown), the NDP fancied taking control of Toronto council. They had picked their wards and had selected the equally useless and entitled (mostly trustees) who would trade up from the TDSB and grab the new seats. How dare the premier go and ruin their craven power grab?********** BREAKING: And it's done...A bill to cut the size...

I'm so old... I remember when...

...sacrificing people to your gawds was something you only saw in Sunday afternoon Tarzan movies... and as usual, the whole thing is a mystery..."Neil Basu, the Met’s Assistant Commissioner for counter-terrorism said, 'It appears to have been a deliberate act, but what the motive was we can’t answer...

"Flip," I say, sir...

...uh, wait a minute... I meant "Flop"...First, he claimed that Canada will always stand up for human rights both publicly and privately. An abject lie, unless you change the word “always” to just this once. Trudeau continued to meander through the questions and then proclaimed, “I don’t want to dictate...

Strzok Out!

Strzok’s position in the bureau had been precarious since last summer, when Inspector General Michael E. Horowitz told Special Counsel Robert S. Mueller III that the lead agent on his team had been exchanging anti-Trump messages with an FBI lawyer, Lisa Page. The lawyer, Lisa Page, had also been a part of Mueller’s team. She and Strzok were having an affair.Remember... FBI stands for "fidelity,...

No more Hug-A-Thug...

"We’re coming after you. We’re going to catch you and you’re going to end up in jail."Holy crap!!!! Instead of going after farmers, hunters and other legitimate firearms owners... Premier Doug Ford is targeting actual criminals! I guess he can start right here...Two men are in hospital in Toronto...

TEH CHILDRUN IS R FUTUR

"Three children under 12, including a seven-year-old, were taken into police custody Thursday for allegedly causing more than $150,000 in damage to modular homes in Red Deer."Due to the ages of those involved, RCMP will not provide details or updates about the "restorative justice work" or its future resolution... wait a minute, what's being restored here?“Under the Criminal Code of Canada, children...

Said the obscenely rich politician...

...with the armed bodyguard/chauffeur..."I also know that our Canadian communities, including Toronto and Fredericton, are resilient."********** UPDATE: But "resilient" isn't bulletproof..."Police Chief Leanne Fitch says the victims include Const. Robb Costello and Const. Sara Burns, 43, and two civilians...

FOR SALE: French Assault Rifles...

..."only dropped once"...PARIS • Rats were popping up at supermarkets, parks and nurseries when a city official convened a crisis meeting last fall to discuss ways to cull the population. That was the first time Geoffroy Boulard, mayor of the 17th arrondissement in northwestern Paris, realized the...

Your CBC... "Erasing the Past"...

...that's the ticket..."One of the things we heard very clearly from the Indigenous family members is that coming to city hall to do this work, and walking past John A. Macdonald every time, feels contradictory."Yeah, sure... let's talk about "contradictory," shall we? I know... "Let's throw another...

The capricious and unknowable...

..."Will of Allah"...The young American couple had a vision of the world. The men who mowed them down in Tajikistan had a starkly different one. In all, four people were killed: Mr. Austin, Ms. Geoghegan and cyclists from Switzerland and the Netherlands. ********** RELATED: Teach your children w...

Virtue-signalling millionaire trust fund heir...

...single-handedly trashes Canadian markets...The Financial Times has reported that the Saudi central bank and state pension funds have instructed third party asset managers to sell Canadian bonds, stocks and cash. The selling is said to have begun on Tuesday. On Wednesday, Saudi Arabia's foreign minister...

Good man with a gun...

...saves the day...The suspect, who police have not identified, got into a fistfight with another person earlier in the day and returned to the park with a gun, police said. The bystander, who was lawfully carrying a firearm at the event, returned fire after the suspect began shooting, striking the...

Trudeau tut-tuts the World...

...part 43..."In a statement, the Saudi Ministry of Foreign Affairs accused Canada of making “false” statements and interfering with Saudi internal affairs, and said Canadian Ambassador Dennis Horak was no longer welcome in the country."After that $10,000,000 for Omar Khadr, maybe the Saudis are just...

Smell the professional journalism

Maybe it was Colonel Mustard, in the conservatory, with a lead pipe...••• Cochrane, Alberta ••• “This was a very intentional act. This was somebody who pulled up beside them, lowered the passenger-side window, pointed a firearm and discharged a shot into his head,” said Cochrane RCMP Sgt. Tom Kalis....

"Safe and Inclusive"...

...the glaringly obvious and well beaten path to playing in the National Hockey League..."Ahead of the minor hockey league season, coaches have been told to carry out conversations about gender diversity issues — including gender neutral pronouns — with players and parents, in order to provide “a safe...

Why'd the Dumb*ss F@ckin' white guy...

...cross the road? ••• Nobody knows and it's not funny...The coronation of Sarah Jeong didn't go quite as expected...********** LAST WORD: Reaping the TwitterStorm..."Sarah Jeong is one of the biggest hypocrites in America if she thinks she opposes the social media mob now targeting her. On occasion...

Federal NDP Leader Jagmeet Singh...

...is formally asking the Prime Minister to allow cities to ban cars. This would help municipal authorities deal with the fact that many vehicle accidents are committed with legally registered automobiles... wait a minute...Sort of ironic, since it took Jaggi 33 years to condemn the British Columbia...

That's funny... they have no problem...

...taking a billion plus dollars in government money to shill for Canada's celebrated trust-fund Boy Emperor...You mean like Canada's National Broadcaster ignoring Justin's "Kokanee Grope" for as long as humanly possible? We've gone way past corrosive. Anybody remember the CBC's infamous "Heil Harper"...

How many social workers...

...can you hire for 44.6 million dollars..."City of Toronto has applied to the federal government for a $32.6 million grant Tuesday, which will go toward funding programs intended to curb gun violence. This follows Tory's promise two weeks ago to allocate $12 million of the city's own budget to several...