Payback is a Bitch

That was then...

1. liberal: says something
2. conservative: responds
3. liberal: you're a racist | sexist | bigot | pejorative du jour
4a. conservative: I am not a racist | sexist | bigot | pejorative du jour
4b. conservative attempts to give evidence for statement 4a.
5. liberal: not good enough
6. Go to step 3

This is now...

1. conservative: says something
2. liberal: you're a racist | sexist | bigot | pejorative du jour
3. conservative: f@ck you.

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RELATED: Also famous for marching...

...in mindless lockstep...

If this WAS just one of those...

...crazy random things that happens in peace-lovin' Hogtown... I'm pattin' myself on the back for taking to the lifeboats back in 2001...

••• TORONTO ••• Homicide detectives are now sweeping the streets near George Brown College's St. James campus following a fatal shooting along George Street, between Adelaide and Richmond around 2:40 p.m.

"I see a guy standing over another guy on the sidewalk and he's firing into him repeatedly." Police say it's not yet known whether this was a targeted shooting.

That's T•dot's third murder of 2017.

Three, oops ... spoke too soon... five murders in January...

41-year-old Anthony Earl Smith and 24-year-old Dylan Gill

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UPDATE: Victim #3 identified...

A man killed in a mid-afternoon shooting Monday has been identified as a 39-year-old from Quebec. Sources told CP24 the victim, Anastasios Leventis, is believed to be linked to the (aboriginal) drug trade and that he was targeted in what sources said was a gang-related shooting.

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UPDATE2: And Ali makes 4...

Toronto police are investigating after an 18-year-old man was shot and killed in Regent Park. The man, who police have identified as Ali Rizeig, was shot multiple times outside a townhouse on Gerrard.

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UPDATE3: Missed jailhouse murder... that's 5

Officers responded to an assault at the Toronto South Detention Centre on January 26th at 6:30 pm after a fight broke out between two inmates. Victor Ogundipe 41, was rushed to hospital where he later succumbed to his injuries.

As befits Toronto's rich cultural diversity, all 5 individuals are from various minority communities.

Just more fodder for Toronto's thriving artistic community... click on picture above for details.

"Professional" Journalism 101

"Last night, shortly after the shooting, a witness who asked to remain anonymous told Radio-Canada that two masked individuals entered the mosque."

"They started to fire, and as they shot, they yelled, 'Allahu akbar!'"

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UPDATE: And then, there was one...

CBC removes names of 2 arrested, awaiting confirmation of name of suspect

None of the usual talk of a "lone wolf" or "root causes" or "mental illness"... the Prime Minister has, for once, jumped straight to branding this individual a terrorist.

What's different here?**********

LAST WORD: Remember, Trudeau refused to call this guy...

...a terrorist...

Zehaf-Bibeau’s cousin, Ashraf Zehaf, told the Citizen through a translator this week that the gunman’s father, Bulgasem Zehaf, travelled to Libya to bury his son.

Zehaf-Bibeau shot and killed Cpl. Nathan Cirillo at the National War Memorial, then rushed to Parliament Hill, where he was killed inside the Centre Block in a shootout with security.

And, for the record, if Canada still had the death penalty... if Bissonette is found guilty... I'd pull the lever on him myself.

This is about political correctness, hypocrisy and Justin Trudeau's blatant double standards.

“Christian-Canadians..."

"... are an important part of our national fabric, and this senseless act has no place in our communities, cities and country."

Remember how Justin Trudeau said these moving words when unhyphenated Canadian Nathan Cirillo was murdered by a Muslim terrorist?

...Yeah... me neither...

"On the one-year anniversary of a brazen Ottawa shooting that claimed the life of a 24-year-old Canadian soldier, Justin Trudeau avoided mention of the word terrorism."

That's funny... the PM of some of the people had no such compunction about this latest tragedy...

"Prime Minister Justin Trudeau condemned the shooting, which he described as a 'terrorist attack on Muslims in a centre of worship and refuge'."

Whatever could be the difference?

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RELATED: Remember the cowardly MSM?

Ixnay on the Uslimmay says the media

Cirillo was shot in the back with a rifle by Michael Zehaf-Bibeau, A HOMELESS MAN, who minutes later rushed the Centre Block of Parliament.

Just a random crazy panhandler, right?

Well, no... but we don't talk about that.

Prime Minister Paris Hilton needs to...

...stop thinking and talking and go back to his strengths...

"The Liberal Party’s popularity is slipping on the heels of Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s 10-stop cross-country town hall tour."

"According to the latest Nanos Weekly National Ballot Tracking, the Liberals’ current ballot support is slipping below 40 per cent."

Watch the Libranos pivot back to "Justin, Justin... show us your tits!"

"Linked to concerns about terrorism"

Concerns?!?! Whaddaya mean concerns?The real headline here should be... "Elected official makes promises, KEEPS THEM... Nation stunned."

The president’s order also blocks the admission of refugees from Syria indefinitely, and bars entry into the United States for 90 days from seven predominantly Muslim countries linked to concerns about terrorism. Those countries are Iran, Iraq, Libya, Somalia, Sudan, Syria and Yemen.

As Trump spokeswoman Kellyanne Conway has pointed out, this order does not affect the other Muslim majority countries in the Middle East.

It's about "state sponsored terrorism," stupid!

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RELATED: A selective immigration policy...

...what's wrong with that?

Meet Boketsu Boekwa

A Mississauga woman who threatened to “bathe” her neighbour’s family in blood has been convicted of conspiracy to commit murder.

It gets better...

Boekwa had pleaded not guilty to the charges, testifying she didn’t really plan to kill her neighbour. That was just a play, a “comedy” she and her son Marc Ekamba-Boekwa, 22, were enacting to lure police to their Mississauga townhouse. For what reason was never made clear.

Not sure what her "comedic plan" was, but it ended with her knife-wielding son, whom Ms. Boekwa thought should replace Queen Elizabeth on the throne, shot dead by police.

Maybe President Trump has a point. Perhaps people from countries like the Congo, that have institutionalised witchcraft, shouldn't be at the top of Canada's immigration wishlist. And, no... I'm not joking...

The information and analyses presented are all drawn from various research studies and from the experience our programme has gained through reunifying and reintegrating around 2,000 children in the cities of Kinshasa and Mbuyi-Mayi.

Sweet baby jebus.

Maybe they can all go work for...

...the Clinton Foundation...

“The muscle memory is critical. These retirements are a big loss. They leave a void. These are very difficult people to replace,” said David Wade, who served as State Department chief of staff under Secretary of State John Kerry.

Well, there's an unbiased opinion. {sarc/off}

Good riddance Kerry Kiddies. There's a new Sheriff in town and the swamp just got a little less moist.

They stab it with their steely knives...

...but they just can't kill the beast...

Asked if he was concerned that Presidential Press Secretary Sean Spicer had lost credibility with the news media, Mr. Bannon chortled. “Are you kidding me?” he said. “We think that’s a badge of honor. ‘Questioning his integrity’ — are you kidding me? The media has zero integrity, zero intelligence, and no hard work.”

“You’re the opposition party,” he said. “Not the Democratic Party.”

Bannon doesn't just "not accept" their premise... he tosses it right back in their face. I'm lovin' it.

Activists suggest 2017 Oscars just tokenism

Let's try this again a little slower... setting quotas is commonly referred to as "affirmative action"...Now, do you want in or out?

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RELATED: Long way, baby...

From the comments...

"Obviously that struggle ended years ago..."

Wow... just, wow.

Maybe it was those...

...magical pussy hats...

The Dow Jones Industrial Average just powered through the 20000 level for the first time ever, setting an all-time intraday high three trading days after the inauguration of Donald Trump. Moments after the open, the Dow shot up to 20033.77.

The lunatic left chose to characterise Trump as a Neanderthal... looks like corporate America doesn't have a problem with that.

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RELATED: Asking the larger questions...

If Trump unleashes American know-how and strengthens the economy, then his cultural and domestic agendas, as well as his personal demeanor and language, however radical and jarring, will probably be accepted.

I imagine Hillary Clinton is stroking out right about now.

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LAST WORD: Your loss, Toots!

“Trumponomics”, with its shift away from multilateral trading blocs, will not be allowed to “contaminate” Europe, a former European Union (EU) Trade Commissioner has insisted.

Sure, they can always use the Venezuelan model.

That secretive, controlling Stephen Harp...

...wait a minute...

"Until a question was put to him Tuesday by the Calgary Herald specifically about the 2014 trip, Trudeau had only responded to questions about the 2016 holiday by noting that the Aga Khan was an honorary pallbearer at his father’s funeral and that he had known him since Trudeau was a toddler."

How many feminists does it take...

...to screw in a lightbulb?Just one... AND IT'S NOT FUNNY.

#ItsNeverGonnaBeEnough

"While these films this year reflect the black experience, I'm still waiting for films that reflect the Latin experience, for a romantic comedy with two LGBTQ members, for a disabled or differently-abled superhero.

We've actually seen a step back in respect to the Asian-American and Pacific Islander experience with movies like Ghost in the Shell or Tilda Swinton in Doctor Strange.

So there's still more work for #OscarsSoWhite.

And remember, calling the President's daughter (no, not Malia, silly) a dog is okay if you're a multi-millionaire Hollywood bigshot...**********

LAST WORD: "Isolated" and under siege

That is exactly how the New Blacklist works.

The backlash was immediate and fierce, and there is no question Kidman's career was threatened when Joss Whedon, one of the most powerful director's working today, tweeted this out and faced no backlash

So, I'm voting with my wallet... no more Joss Wheedon movies UNLESS they are torrented.

If there is a point here...

...it certainly eludes me...

A Toronto-based theatre company is developing a play based on the intense police interrogation in which convicted sex killer Russell Williams confessed his crimes. The One Little Goat Theatre Company plans to premiere Smyth/Williams in March, with an all-female cast that will alternate the roles of the interrogating officer and Williams through the performance.

What's next... "Karla & Paul - The Musical?"

Hey, maybe they can turn it into a series...

TORONTO - Toronto’s homicide squad is investigating a fatal drive-by shooting that left a 24-year-old man dead early Monday.

Toronto Police identified the victim as Dylan Gill, of Toronto.

Let's not have too much identifying info, right? Gotta keep "the community" happy.

Not me... not mine... not today

Stand and deliver...

Within 24 hours, the bucolic campus in Middletown, Connecticut exploded in outrage. Both the paper and Wesleyan University sophomore Bryan Stascavage were swiftly branded racist.

Granted, the column was provocative. But the 32-year-old former army intelligence analyst, who served two tours totaling almost 27 months in Iraq and attends Wesleyan through a special program for ex-service members, had ruffled feathers before at the famously liberal school.

In the end, it is primarily the story of one student who challenged prevailing views at one of the nation’s most liberal universities and of a group of student journalists who, after a shaky start, got their mojo back and saved their paper and its independence.

Oh, sweetie... no worries

Speaking as an unrepentant biological member (no pun intended) of the international patriarchy... "Not even with a gun to my head"...Now, while I'm sure there's someone for everyone in this crazy ol' world... wearing apparel warning people to stay away from your apparently irresistable lady parts seems a little unrealistically narcissistic... no?

Can things possibly get any Hollyweirder? Of course they can...

"In October, the pop star offered to perform oral sex on anyone who voted for former Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton."

Slutwalk it off, grannie.

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RELATED: When men were men...

...and women were glad of it...

"Forgive me for a possibly stereotypical misperception, but somehow I just can’t see Eric doing much more than stamping a warmly burnished Berluti loafer and throwing a bit of a hissy fit had someone pushed his baby-faced boyfriend out of the kitchen."

"Would it be unduly rash of me to suppose there’s some significant attitudinal adjustment on the way for our United States Army? Could this be a parable for these transformative times?"

As the new SECDEF is sometimes wont to say... "I don't get stress... I cause it."

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LAST WORD: "Thanks for Nothing, Bitches"

“So, where were all these women when Hillary Clinton was speaking to near-empty arenas, or on Election Day, when such a turnout actually mattered?”

"To see so many Hollywood elites..."

..."lose their minds is a pleasure," Sabo said. "I no longer see entertainers, I see left-wing soldiers doing their part in indoctrinating those they entertain."

"Hollywood is dead to a great portion of America these days."

See his art here."

It gets better...

"I thought I heard the women chanting 'Menstrual brew' which had me wondering exactly what this lot were on. But listening more closely it turned out to be 'Pence Sucks Too.'"

"I was grateful for the clarity. I thought it was just Trump they hated. But it turns out it is all men. Apart from the ones who are transitioning to women."

Sigh.

RELATED: I can answer that...

...sweet fuck all...

It was huge. It was emotional. But it’s hard not to wonder what all these people were doing during the election, and what they will do after the protest has ended.

Trump was elected, right? I didn't miss some sort of military coup?

The alternate universe of the CBC

Remember, the government gives these folks 1.2 billion taxpayer dollars every year...

"Confrontational, angry inaugural address leaves no doubt about which side Trump's on"...

Write your member of Parliament today about defunding this monstrosity.

In other media meltdowns...

"The butcher's bill has come due: President Donald Trump is about to victimize his own voters," Salon titled his essay.

And...

On Friday's NBC "Today" show, Matt Lauer expressed fear that the unruly Trump crowds might target former Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton once again.

The Washington Post's Catherine Rampell agreed that Trump having the nuclear codes "is somewhat terrifying to me, given that Trump does not have the greatest impulse control and when he says that he gets attacked, he punches back."

New York Times columnist Paul Krugman tweeted that Trump may have wanted military equipment at his parade, but "at least he didn't want the marching soldiers goose-stepping — as far as we know."

I'm tired of being manipulated. How about you?

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RELATED: It's just sad

The angry feminists were out in force. There were more signs talking about “PUSSY” than on the Reeperbahn. Pussy this, pussy that, all held up by women no less. Aging unkempt women wore pink hats they knitted called “Pussyhats” in twisted solidarity.

Yup... nothing like respecting the democratic process.

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LAST WORD: How low will they go?

Paramedics rushed to the scene...

...after Hillary Clinton starts bleeding from her ears...

"On the morning of the Donald Trump's inauguration, his senior adviser Kellyanne Conway dressed in a Gucci jacket she described as 'Trump Revolutionary Wear.' She did a little dance in her outfit before answering reporters' questions."

11:53 am EST - Vice President Pence sworn in by Justice Clarence Thomas.

11:59 am EST - President Donald J. Trump sworn in by U.S. Chief Justice John Roberts. Now officially the President of the United States.

The End of Civilisation...

...as we know it...

Headline story in our premier issue: I WAS FORCED TO SING AT TRUMPS INAUGURATION, the true story of a poor, but talented, single-mother, 1/16th Native American, trans-questioning, Chicago civil servant whom The TrumpHitler implacably forced to compromise her sterling liberal values to croon for The TrumpHitler's drooling delight while suffering the humiliation of the leering eyes of TrumpHitler's Deplorables Squads (with assistance by Russian hackers).

Arrrrgh... the yuge manatee!!!

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RELATED: Who's deplorable now?

"In another secretly recorded video released by James O’Keefe, activists associated with DisruptJ20 are seen talking about 'throat punching' neo-Nazis if they get 'very loud with their views'."

The lunatic left in all their glory. See the Project Veritas videos here.

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LAST WORD: Sick of Pravda North?

But what do I know? For a spectacular Interstate pile-up of conventional wisdom, do read Ann Coulter’s splendid column this week on Matthew Dowd, former Bush strategist and the Chumpy McArsepants in residence at ABC, who reliably got everything wrong, day in, day out, for the entire campaign season: If Dowd issued a severe winter storm warning, you could safely stroll down to town in your speedos. Yet there he is, apparently a permanent fixture on ABC’s “Powerhouse Roundtable”.

The spectacle continues.