'TORONTO' MAN CAUGHT UP IN ALL SORTS OF HILARIOUS HOMICIDAL HIJINKS...

-- "Carlos Rafael Pena Torrez, 36, of Toronto, a member of the MS-13 gang, has been sentenced to a prison term of more than 13 years after he pleaded guilty in the attempted murder of a 78-year-old man in Laval in 2023 while he was trying to kill Montreal Mafia leader Francesco (Chit) Del Balso." --

It gets better...

-- "Weeks after he was arrested in Laval, Pena Torrez was charged in another attempted murder carried out in Ontario." --

UPDATE: Looks like  'Chit' got hit...

-- "'It was inevitable,' one of the sources told the Montreal Gazette with a sigh." --

THE RACIST SHITHOLE WHERE I LIVE...

-- "Superior Court Justice Maureen Forestell said Brandon Neliko endangered the lives and safety of hundreds of people when he shot at another man inside Yorkdale Shopping Centre on Aug. 29, 2021. One of those men, identified as Ayobami Owusu, fired three shots back." --

But, he gets a break because colonialist, racist Canada made him do it...

-- "Neliko was subjected to anti-Black racism both before and after his incarceration, the judge said." --

Here's how you avoid fighting actual crime... go after legal, law-abiding firearms owners.

AMERICAN-BORN WOMAN CAUGHT SCAMMING CANADIAN MUSIC AWARDS...

-- "Both the Juno Awards and the Polaris Music Prize announced Friday they were rescinding the honours 84-year-old Sainte-Marie had received over the years, after the musician returned her Order of Canada earlier this week, saying she is an American citizen and had 'made it completely clear' she is not Canadian." --

I'M FROM THE GOVERNMENT... I'M HERE TO SAVE YOU...

-- "Former CRA investigator Shawna Roy told The Fifth Estate’s Mark Kelley she believes the CRA’s security systems are so weak that it’s a 'free for all' for fraudsters with access to those electronic credentials to 'steal identities of Canadians and exhaust every benefit possible.'" --

WHEN SECONDS COUNT... THE POLICE ARE ONLY TWENTY MINUTES AWAY...

-- "York Regional Police say that the home is the same residence that has been shot at approximately a half dozen times dating back to 2018 and was the subject of a townhall meeting attended by concerned neighbours in April, 2024." --

And it's not like they do anything when they do occasionally catch someone.  

UPDATE: Tow truck wars, yet again...

-- "A neighbour speculated that the homeowner who was targeted in the shooting is connected to the towing industry and has previously witnessed tow trucks parked in the front driveway. A YRP spokesperson would not confirm whether the shooting homicide was linked to a tow truck turf war,  only stating that 'all motives are being investigated.'" --

UPDATE2:  The first half dozen times are deductible...

-- "York Regional Police media relations officer Const. Kevin Nebrija, confirmed that the home has been targeted five times in the past." --

Let's ask r/Torontology...

-- "Residents were two brothers who ran a tow truck company. Were warned to stay out of a certain area and house has been targeted multiple times prior." --

WHO NEEDS THE KING'S ENGLISH IF YOU CAN JUST MARRY YOUR COUSIN?

-- "In an apparent condemnation of the multicultural project foisted upon the country by both Westminster establishment parties, data from the UK Statistics Authority found that ONE IN TEN MIGRANTS in England are unable or can barely speak English." --

WHY IS JUST ONE RELIGION IN CANADA GETTING LEGISLATIVE PROTECTION?

-- "It has been conspicuously clear to Canadians, since the October 7 Hamas massacre in 2023, that CSIS has good reason to consider that Muslims have notable prevalence in the anti-Israel movement, which celebrates Hamas’s horrors. That is neither a racist nor an Islamophobic sentiment." --

IN BRAMPTON, THEY CALL THAT 'FRIDAY'...

-- "Two people are reportedly in custody, and Peel Regional Police are searching for another following a violent home invasion robbery in Brampton. Security video shows three people approaching the home, and one of the individuals is seen using a hammer on the front door to gain entry." --

Meanwhile, back in teen wonderland Stoney Creek...

-- "Det. Sgt. Daryl Reid said the victim, York Region resident Faizaan Awan, 16, was driving a red Acura on Highway 8 at at approximately 4:20 a.m. Thursday when he was murdered." --

MUCH LIKE PROFESSIONAL BASKETBALL... PIMPING IS A BIT OF A MONOCULTURE

-- "Peel Regional Police have arrested Javon McBean, 25, of Brampton, whom they allege committed human trafficking and prostitution offences. He is also charged with killing or injuring animals." --

And then, there's this guy.

THIS IS NOW THE WORLD WE LIVE IN... GTA MAYHEM EDITION...

OPEN THAT DOOR WITHOUT CHECKING... THAT'S ON YOU, SAY POLICE...

-- "York Regional Police are looking for a male suspect in connection with a violent home invasion near Murray Drive and Kennedy Street in Aurora Thursday morning that left two people with serious but non-life-threatening injuries. The incident prompted police to issue a public warning, advising residents to always know who is at the door before opening it. " --

And...

-- "Toronto Police say a man in his 40s was shot at Marine Parade Drive and Lake Shore Boulevard in Etobicoke on Thursday night. No suspect information is currently available." --

It gets better... by which I mean worse...

-- "A 16-year-old boy has died after a shooting in Stoney Creek early Thursday morning, Hamilton Police confirm." --

Why is Justin chasing my legal, registered firearms?

-- "York Regional Police say one person and a dog are dead, and a second victim was seriously injured after multiple suspects entered a home Solace Road and opened fire in Markham on Friday morning." --

THIS IS THE VERY STUFF THAT GOT DONALD TRUMP ELECTED PRESIDENT...

-- "Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem ripped the Big Apple’s sanctuary laws that prevent criminal illegal immigrants from being automatically handed over to ICE as she visited the subway station, where Guatemalan national Sebastian Zapeta-Calil fatally torched a woman." --

And Trump is also dealing with the 'Hamas-holes'. 

FINALLY... the Democrats are apparently choosing 'video seppuku'.

I'M SO OLD AND RACIST, I REMEMBER WHEN WE KEPT 'DANGEROUS' PEOPLE BEHIND BARS...

-- "A warrant has been issued for the arrest of Kyanoush Rezaei, 33, after cutting off his ankle monitor and failing to appear in court for sentencing, according to the Ottawa Police Service. Police say Rezaei should be considered armed and dangerous, citing access to firearms." --

Armed and dangerous, you say?

“Rezaei was awaiting sentencing for firearms trafficking across the Canada/United States border in 2022 and other related charges.” --

You're not even safe in sleepy Schomberg, Ontario any more.

'ONTARIO' MAN? I DON'T THINK SO...

-- "A jury has found Wazhir Gafoor guilty of first-degree murder in the brutal killing of his pregnant girlfriend, Christina Yadram, whose bound and lifeless body was discovered in a wooded area in Northern Bruce Peninsula in October 2021." --

The first thing we do is hang all the lawyers...

-- "Defence lawyer Anthony Bryant urged the jury to convict Gafoor of the lesser charge of manslaughter." --

Nota bene... the jury reached its verdict in just over two hours. 

Ever wonder why third worlders don't trust cops?“

-- "York Regional Police officer Guangnan Sun is facing additional charges after failing to comply with the conditions of his release earlier this year.” --

WELL, I'M FINE WITH 'DRAWN & QUARTERED' AND DRAGGED THROUGH THE STREETS...

-- "Bryan Kohberger has autism, according to his lead defense lawyer, who is arguing the diagnosis means he should not face the possibility of the death penalty if he is convicted of the murders of a group of University of Idaho students." --

I SAY WE PUT THEM ALL ON THE FIRST FLIGHT TO GAZA...

-- "'Happening now: protesters at Barnard College are handing out pamphlets written by the Hamas Media Office justifying October 7th,' Elisha Baker, co-chair of Columbia Students Association for Israel, wrote in a post on X, sharing pictures of the pamphlets." --

It's only a matter of time before they come for you.

-- "Rushdie, 77, was stabbed with a knife multiple times in the head, neck, torso and left hand, blinding his right eye and damaging his liver and intestines, requiring emergency surgery and months of recovery." --

Justin and the Liberals have obviously picked a side.

I'M GUESSING DEVGRU JUST HAD ALL THEIR VACATION DAYS YANKED...

SEEMS ABDEL DIDN'T HEAR ABOUT '47' GETTING THE BAND BACK TOGETHER...

-- "Hamas spokesman Abdel-Latif al-Qanoua said Thursday dismissed President Donald Trump’s latest threat and refused to release more Israeli hostages without a permanent ceasefire deal in the Gaza Strip." --

The Muslim Middle-East in a nutshell...

-- "I am coming for you, my enemy, From every wall and house, we descend with axes and knives, we declare a people's war.   We will bring you down with fire." --

Trump is right... bulldoze it and start over.

UNDOCUMENTED FIREARMS COMMUNITY LAUGHS AT CANADIAN COURT SYSTEM...

-- "Court of Appeal Justice William Hourigan has called out his colleagues for upholding a sentence of NO JAIL TIME for Terrell Burke-Whittaker who fired a shot during a chaotic gunfight next to Highway 401, expressing concern the decision 'undermines our credibility.'" --

And we're talking actual made-for-TV firefight here...

-- "More than 60 bullet casings were found in the bar’s parking lot, which backed onto the busy highway." --

And we're not the only woke suckers.

YOUR DAILY GTA MAYHEM... NOT THE WORLD I GREW UP IN...

-- "One person was rushed to hospital in critical condition after a shooting near Highway 8 and Fruitland Road in Stoney Creek on Thursday morning, Hamilton Police say." --

♪ "YOU'VE GOT TO KNOW WHEN TO HOLD 'EM... KNOW WHEN TO FOLD EM" ♪

-- "United States President Donald Trump has issued a threat to Hamas as part of a demand to release all Israeli captives in the territory.   'Release all of the hostages now, not later, and immediately return all of the dead bodies of the people you murdered or it is over for you.'" 

And he's no slouch on the domestic front either.

I'M SO OLD I REMEMBER 'PRE-SCAM' CANADA...

SO TELL ME, FOLKS... WHAT EXACTLY HAS CHANGED?

-- "Det. David Coffey spoke at Toronto Police Service headquarters on Tuesday as part of Fraud Prevention Month. Coffey said that in 2024 there were over 17,000 reports of fraud investigated by Toronto Police, resulting in a combined loss of $368 million." --

WHY TALK WHEN YOU CAN SHOOT? A 'COMMUNITY RELATIONS' PRIMER...

-- "Daryl Clemmons, 45, shot volunteer football coach Shaquille Latimore five times near a practice field in St Louis — as a group of 9- and 10-year-old kids on the team were playing nearby.   Clemmons was 'enraged at the amount of playing time his son had been getting.’ prosecutors said." --

The music that soothes men's souls...

-- "Family members at the scene identified them as Chuckie Smith, a local rapper known as 'G$ Lil Ronnie', and his 5-year-old daughter." --

IMPORT THE THIRD WORLD... BECOME THE THIRD WORLD...

HOW MANY OF THESE ENTREPRENEURS ARE HERE ON STUDENT VISAS?

-- "Peel Regional Police say a 'prolific theft ring targeting LCBO stores' across the Greater Toronto Area made off with nearly $240,000 worth of products.   Anuj Kumar, 25, Simarpeet Singh, 29, Sharndeep Singh, 25, Simranjeet Singh, 24 -- all of whom are of no fixed address -- and Prabhpreet Singh, 29, of Caledon, are each charged with theft over $5,000." --

'SHOVELS TO DIG THEIR OWN GRAVES'...

-- "Things quickly escalated when Rep. Al Green of Texas — the idiot who looks like he's auditioning for a new GEICO "Caveman" commercial — began waving his cane and heckling Trump.   Speaker Mike Johnson quickly dealt with the situation and had the moronic Green escorted from the chamber." --

Oh... it gets better...

-- "The Democrats also violated one of the basic principles of the internet: Never give your opponent the opportunity to meme you because you did something silly, like hold up a sign." --

IN OTHER 'RELIGION OF PEACE' NEWS...

-- "Former Bankstown hospital nurse Ahmad Rashad Nadir was charged Tuesday after claiming in a viral video to have killed Israeli patients, one week after another nurse featured in the video was charged." --

TOW TRUCK WARS... THE GUNS JUSTIN WON'T TALK ABOUT...

COPS KNOW THE PLAYERS... STILL CAN'T STOP THEM...

-- "Two men were injured, one critically, in a double shooting at a tow yard near Weston Road and St. Clair Avenue. A man in his 50s remains in critical condition, while a man in his 20s suffered non-life-threatening injuries. No suspect details have been released.   "Last year, there were 63 firearm discharge and shooting incidents linked to tow truck-related disputes, accounting for almost 13 percent of all shootings in Toronto, police data shows." --

Toronto is now a third world war zone...

-- "A tow truck driver is recovering from his injuries after he was shot at a Scarborough gas station late Tuesday night. Investigators have not released any further details at this time." --

It could be worse, I suppose...

-- "The bodies of nine students who went missing on vacation in southern Mexico last month have been found dismembered by the side of a local highway — with a bag of hands nearby." --

Meanwhile... out on the left coast...

-- "The victim has also been identified as 29-year-old Jaskaran Singh Minhas, who authorities say is known to police and believed to have connections to organized crime." --

UPDATE2: TORONTO HOMICIDE #02/2025...

WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE GUYS WITH THE WAY-COOL NAMES?

-- "Police on Tuesday arrested a third person. Taven Tinashe Cassoma, 18, of Toronto, who has been charged with second-degree murder, unauthorized possession of a firearm and possession of a loaded prohibited or restricted firearm." --

'CLEANUP ON AISLE BIDEN'...

-- "Pakistan recently acted on CIA intelligence and detained a senior ISIS commander who the U.S. claims plotted the deadly Abbey Gate bombing during the U.S. evacuation from Afghanistan.   Mohammad Sharifullah, one of the leaders of an ISIS branch in Afghanistan and Pakistan, is believed to have devised and coordinated the attack that killed 13 U.S. service members and about 170 Afghan citizens." --

BECAUSE IT'S ALL ABOUT PROTECTING THE STABBERS...

-- "Two teenagers and an adult have been charged in connection with a stabbing at Victoria Park subway station over the weekend. The two teenagers cannot be named under the provisions of the Youth Criminal Justice Act. Police said the identity of the adult is not being released to protect the identities of the teens." --

The usual suspects...

-- "Mark Bollers, 35, of Whitby, has been arrested and charged with possession of a a loaded handgun with an over-capacity magazine." --

'RIGHT THIS TERRIBLE WRONG'...

-- "'Make no mistake—the Derek Chauvin conviction represents the defining achievement of the Woke movement in American politics. The country cannot turn the page on that dark, divisive, and racist era without righting this terrible wrong.'" --

BUT, BUT, BUT... OLIVIA SAID THERE WOULD BE SOCIAL WORKERS...

-- "Toronto Police say a stabbing on a 501 Queen streetcar at Dovercourt Road Tuesday afternoon left one man with serious injuries. No suspect description has been released at this time." --

UPDATE: The usual, well... you know...

-- "Police describe the suspect as a Black male, five-foot-10 with a scruffy beard and was wearing a puffer jacket with olive-coloured hood, dark jeans, and black plastic bags." --

LIBERAL 'FINANCE GURU' STEPS ON HIS OWN DICK...

-- "According to the Observatory of Economic Complexity, Canada ranks 18th in the list of top semiconductor suppliers to the United States — with Vietnam, Thailand, Malaysia, Cambodia and India rounding out the top five." --

OLIVIA CHOW'S TORONTO... WHERE VIOLENT CRAZIES ROAM FREE...

WHY DO THE FEDS BRING SO MANY THIRD WORLD CRAZIES TO CANADA?

-- "Toronto Police are seeking the public's assistance locating Khaled Karamali, 46. He is currently bound by a Form 49 Warrant of Committal after being found not criminally responsible for two counts of assault.   He is described as 5’7″, with a slim build, short black hair, and is unshaven. He was last seen wearing a black winter jacket, black t-shirt, blue and black plaid pyjama pants, and dirty white shoes. " --

GAME OF GROANS... ZELENSKYY REALLY, REALLY BENDS THE KNEE...

-- "Zelenskyy said, ‘it is time to make things right. My team and I stand ready to work under President Trump’s strong leadership to get a peace that lasts.’ The White House has yet to weigh in on the proposal." --

And Dog Fraud says, 'Hold my Beer!' 

Yessirree... a pissin' match with the 'Leader of the Free World'... sounds like a plan.

♪ "MAKING A LIST... CHECKING IT TWICE..." ♪

-- "IDF troops killed the head of the Hamas terrorist organization, Isser Sa'adi, in Jenin under Shin Bet direction on Monday night. During the operation, Border Police, together with IDF soldiers from the Menashe Brigade, killed two additional terrorists and arrested three wanted individuals." --

'MISSISSAUGA' MAN...

-- "Mississauga man Matthew Phan, 36, is being accused of trafficking a synthetic opioid that can be 20 times more potent than fentanyl after border agents intercepted shipments containing the drugs at two mail sorting centres." --

Meanwhile back in the 'Land of the Brave.'

BUT, BUT, BUT... THE BODIES JUST KEEP DROPPING...

-- "Toronto Police say a man has made his way to a hospital with life-threatening injuries after being shot near Keele Street and Rogers Road. No suspect information has been made available at this point." --

DIVERSITY, STRENGTH... YOUR WIVES & DAUGHTERS KNOW THE DRILL...

-- "Toronto Police are searching for a man who sexually assaulted two women on two separate occasions at the Scarborough Town Centre. They describe the suspect as six feet tall, with a heavy build and a short black beard." --

And...

-- "Police in York Region have released footage showing two suspects invading a home in Vaughan early Monday morning prior to stealing a Porsche in the driveway." --

Finally...

-- "An early morning shooting in Georgetown has Halton police on the lookout for suspects. No suspect descriptions have been provided." --

TORONTO COPS KNOW ALL THE PLAYERS... STILL CAN'T STOP THEM...

-- "The weekend’s incidents are the latest in a rash of violent incidents in recent months that investigators have linked to a territorial dispute between a handful of towing operators across the Toronto area." --

THE USUAL, WELL... YOU KNOW...

AND WHILE JUSTINS CHASES MY LEGAL, REGISTERED GUNS...

-- "Tyrone Lothian of Brampton was wanted on a Canada-wide warrant issued by the York Regional Police Service for weapons trafficking and four counts of conspiracy to commit an indictable offence." --

And...

-- "Toronto Police have arrested and charged Darien Godin, 20, and two male youths, aged 16 and 17, after half-a-dozen violent carjackings. Three stolen vehicles were also recovered." --

Finally...

-- "Brampton man Manjot Singh, 25, has been charged with impaired driving after fleeing from a two-vehicle collision, getting into a fight with another motorist, and assaulting a police officer.  Singh was already under a court ordered driving suspension for a previous impaired driving conviction." --

I'M FROM THE GOVERNMENT... I'M HERE TO SAVE YOU...

-- "It’s not difficult to imagine why the Trudeau government would want to sugarcoat EV battery ranges. The Liberals have rarely, if ever, fessed up to their waste, incompetence and ethical lapses. The government has been reluctant to mention the $52 billion it invested in financially dubious EV battery plants is now at risk. And they haven’t said much about the $7.3 billion investment wasted on European EV battery maker Northvolt. That company filed for bankruptcy in December 2024." --

NO WORD JUST YET ON WHERE YOU CAN CONTRIBUTE TO THIS CAMPAIGN...

-- "'I think we’re not trapped here,' BET’s Sistas star continued. 'There are countries that are receiving us back — citizenship back — with open arms, and I think that it’s time for the black community, as a whole, to start looking into those resources.'" --

Hey... can you take Jamerian with you?

DO PEOPLE REALLY WONDER WHY TRUMP WON THE POPULAR VOTE?

-- "'My condolences, and all of our thoughts, are with the family of the individual whose life has been lost,' Wu said. Wu's remarks were called out by critics across the country on social media shortly after she spoke. Journalist Jonathan Choe wrote that, 'it's all upside down in Boston.'" --

ANOTHER DAY... ANOTHER AKBAR? IT'S WHERE EVERYONE'S MIND IMMEDIATELY GOES...

-- "According to the Mannheim24 news website, a black SUV had driven at high speed into a crowd close to where a carnival market was held.   Police have yet to make any comment on the cause of this incident or whether there is any known motive. The incident comes just weeks after two people were killed in a car ramming in Munich." --

UPDATE:   Killer identified... well, sort of...

-- "The interior minister of the state of Baden-Württemberg, Thomas Strobl, has said that the suspect was a 40-year-old German citizen from the neighbouring state of Rhineland-Palatinate." --

UPDATE2: It gets better..

-- "A bomb threat has forced the evacuation of Vienna Central Station on Monday, with train and underground services suspended." --

UPDATE3: And they've now got a name 

Finally...

-- "One person was killed and four others wounded after a terrorist went on a stabbing frenzy at a bus station in the Israeli city of Haifa on Monday, authorities said." --

THE DIVERSITY FILES...

-- "The five worst subway career criminals in the five boroughs have a whopping 590 busts between them — including more than 100 arrests for violent felonies like robbery and rape." --

EUROWEENIES IN LOCKSTEP...

-- "'Your dignity honours the bravery of the Ukrainian people. Be strong, be brave, be fearless. You are never alone, dear President @ZelenskyyUa. We will continue working with you for a just and lasting peace,' READ VERBATIM SOCIAL MEDIA POSTS from at least five different European leaders since Friday." --  

IN THE FINE TRADITION OF THE BATTLE OF THE SOMME...

-- "Now British Prime Minister Keir Starmer is stepping into the same mess, proclaiming that the United Kingdom would not only pledge billions in support for Ukraine but would also put British boots on the ground in Ukraine." --

Here's how you know Macron and Starmer are on the wrong side.

'COUPLABEERS'...

-- "'I was at a real low point,' he says. 'That’s when I talked to my doctor about CouplaBeers.' Gillis described CouplaBeers as 'a revolutionary medicine that treats anxiety and depression fast. Within minutes of taking it, I’m back to my old self.'" --

Get on board 'the Shane train.'

UPDATE: TORONTO HOMICIDE #02/2025...

FUNNY HOW IT'S ALWAYS THE GUYS WITH THE WAY-COOL NAMES...

-- "Elliut Xavier Yera, 18, and Shamone Pompey-Thomas, 20, both of Toronto, have been charged with the second-degree murder of Isaiah Fogah, 16." --

And...

-- "Police are on the hunt for a Black male in his 20s and six feet tall with a medium build after a person was shot in a plaza near Bellamy Road and Eglinton Avenue in Scarborough late Saturday afternoon." --

And more...

-- "A man has been rushed to the hospital after being stabbed in the bus bay area at Victoria Park Subway Station." --

But don't you worry though... the Liberal Party has their backs.

TIMING IS EVERYTHING...

-- "Ukraine lost over 220 troops in the Kursk Region on the same day Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy had a fiery fallout with President Donald Trump in the White House – underlining the high-stakes nature of the tense negotiations. The troops were killed as 11 armored combat vehicles, 12 motor vehicles and seven artillery pieces were destroyed by the Russian army." --

Oh... it gets better...

Ukraine’s ambassador to the US Oksana Markarova went viral for her mortified reaction to Volodymyr Zelensky’s train wreck of an Oval Office meeting with President Trump and Vice President JD Vance on Friday.

It's even worse than people think.

'OTTAWA' MAN...

-- "Ottawa man Kuot Akoi, 30, who was convicted of several firearms-related offences is wanted by Toronto Police for allegedly removing his ankle monitor." --

Boy... the Liberals sure fixed Brampton and Mississauga, didn't they. 

Meanwhile... south of the border.

A STEADY DIET OF CHAMPAGNE AND QUAIL TESTICLES...

-- "“The fact that Trudeau spent more on food than what the average Canadian worker makes in an entire year is outrageous,” said Franco Terrazzano, of the Canadian Taxpayers Federation.   Based on a 44-hour work week, the average Canadian wage in 2022 was $73,147.36, according to Statistics Canada. In comparison, the Prime Minister earns $406,200 annually." --

DIVERSITY, STRENGTH... WE'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE...

-- "On Friday, police identified the suspect as 46-year-old Matthew Scott.  The Toronto resident is wanted for various offences, including attempted murder, unauthorized possession of a firearm, and three counts of possession of a firearm contrary to an order." --

And there's this travesty. 

Even the government has been infiltrated by criminals.