05 May 2026

AND IT'S ALWAYS THE GUYS WITH THE WAY-COOL NAMES...

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-- "Pretty typical stuff for a Saturday morning except for the fact that Jainel Roman, 28, was sitting naked on the couch in the living room smoking what appeared to be a crack pipe, the Boston Police Department stated." --
Meanwhile... back at the ranch...
-- "Toronto Police say they were called to Davenport and Old Weston roads around 2:25 p.m. for a stabbing in a building. Police have not released a suspect description at this point." --
THE USUAL, WELL... YOU KNOW...
-- "Peel Police have charged Abdulaziz Omar and Bilal Nofal after two tow trucks were captured on video crashing into a collision scene in Mississauga in December." --