-- "The $4 billion federal prison system has a quarter more employees than prisoners in custody, new figures show. Staff outnumber inmates even with job cuts proposed this year, said a Correctional Service report: 'The current portfolio is not sustainable.'" --POLITICS AIN'T WHAT IT USED TO BE...
-- "Some politicians are accused of being two-faced, but one candidate for office in the UK has no face. Fajila Patel wants to be the first faceless politician by getting elected wearing a burka." --
