30 March 2026

CARNEY'S GENDER-FLUID DAUGHTER WAS APPARENTLY UNAVAILABLE FOR COMMENT...

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-- "A court in Pakistan on Wednesday upheld the marriage of a forcibly converted 13-year-old Christian girl to the Muslim man accused of kidnapping her, sending a wave of anguish and alarm through the Christian community." --
It gets better... by which I mean worse...
-- "Addressing assertions by Maria’s father that she was a 12-year-old minor at the time of the illegal marriage, the court dismissed documentary evidence of her age as 'unreliable.'” --