24 September 2025

CHOW-MEGADON... SOCIAL WORKERS INSTEAD OF COPS IN SUBWAY...

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-- "Beginning Nov. 15, Toronto will soon see crisis workers stationed directly on subway platforms at Spadina, Union, and Bloor-Yonge stations aimed at addressing safety concerns on the transit system." --
Nyima Dolma, sadly, was unavailable for comment
-- "Transit needs to be safe and feel safe,” Mayor Olivia Chow stated. “Bringing on crisis workers as a resource will help us respond to incidents faster and prevent them.'" --

Well... let’s ask Vanessa Kurpiewska... wait... 

Maybe Gabriel Magalhaes can tell usgawddammit!  

Hey, Olivia... do your 'crisis workers' have any superpowers?   

Cos' they're really gonna need them.