-- "Toronto Police are investigating after three different incidents of gunfire being reported in Scarborough on Wednesday night, all within an hour of each other. No suspect descriptions have been released in any of the three shootings." --Bonus bullet time...
-- "A person is in critical condition after a New Year’s Day shooting in North York." --No gun... no problem...
-- "A man is in hospital after being stabbed near St. Clair Avenue West and Dufferin Street early Thursday morning." --And...
-- "A man has been taken to hospital after being stabbed near Corktown Common Park on Thursday morning." --
