-- "Anthony Esan, 24, has been charged with attempted murder after British Army Officer Lieutenant Colonel Mark Teeton was attacked with a machete close to Brompton Barracks in Kent, England. No information on Esan’s background has been officially released, but Esan is a traditional ethnic group with a distinct language in southern Nigeria. Police say they are keeping an 'open mind' about a motive." --
Meanwhile back at the ranch...
-- "Toronto Police are searching for a man who allegedly sexually assaulted two people, including a child, on a TTC bus Thursday afternoon." --
