-- "There is also information about 'Packers,' which are prosthetic penises that can be placed in underwear. Some even make it possible to pee standing up, called Stand To Pee, and others 'double as a flaccid penis and as an item that allows the wearer to engage in penetrative sex', known as a Pack and Play Packer." --So... if youre wondering what to get your daughter for her birthday...
'PACKERS'...
...OF THE 'NON-GREENBAY' VARIETY...