-- "The Canadian Parliament just announced a punch card that allows patients to receive a free suicide after 10 doctor visits. Justin Trudeau praised the new initiative, positioning it as a way to better engage citizens and prevent any one citizen from becoming a burden on the system. 'Canadians are team players," said Trudeau. "It's important for every citizen to make sure he's not wasting taxpayer money to sustain a life that's not worth living.'" --
ON A MORE SERIOUS NOTE -- "Canada’s impending expansion of assisted suicide to people suffering from mental illness is sounding alarms across the country and around the world." --
