-- "A woman is dead following a shooting in Mississauga in the area of Darcel Avenue and Etude Drive Tuesday night." --But wait... there's more...
-- "Toronto Police were called on Saturday at 9:35 a.m. to a single motor vehicle collision on Lakeshore Blvd. W. at Remembrance Dr. Officers allegedly found a loaded Smith & Wesson 9-mm semi-automatic pistol and ammunition." --NO GUN NO PROBLEM
-- "A man in his 40s has been rushed to hospital with serious injuries after being stabbed in Parkdale in the area of Queen Street West and Beaty Avenue." --
