-- A shooting near Kingston Road and McCowan Road in Scarborough Sunday evening left one man with serious injuries. No suspect information has been released." --
But wait... there's more...
-- "A Hamilton woman, 34-year-old Huraima Kabir has been charged after she allegedly tried to hire someone to kill a man she knows, Peel police said. She appeared in a Brampton court on Saturday." --
And...
-- "Peel police have charged 54-year-old Suresh Ratnani after allegedly attempting to get a teenage girl into his vehicle in Brampton earlier this month." --
COULD BE WORSE, I SUPPOSE -- NUEVO LAREDO, Mexico (AP) — "For the investigators, the human foot -- burned, but with some fabric still attached -- was the tipoff." --