04 December 2019

"My pucker hole is crazy burned"

Tell me again... why exactly do people idolise Hollywood celebrities?insert alt text here
"I'm guessing Josh Brolin had some extra free time this past holiday weekend."

From sitting over a pot of boiling water to steam the vagina, to sticking jade eggs you-know-where, “wellness” trends involving the genitals don’t seem to want to die.

Now, there’s another one to add to that list: “perineum sunning.”
It's not for everybody apparently.

I wouldn't wish rectal cancer on my worst enemy...
BUT... if somebody's gotta go, why shouldn't it be the dumbest hammers in the proverbial bag?

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...told American women to sequester their vaginas?