04 August 2018

Smell the professional journalism

Maybe it was Colonel Mustard, in the conservatory, with a lead pipe...insert alt text here
••• Cochrane, Alberta ••• “This was a very intentional act. This was somebody who pulled up beside them, lowered the passenger-side window, pointed a firearm and discharged a shot into his head,” said Cochrane RCMP Sgt. Tom Kalis. Driving the vehicle was a Caucasian male with long, dark hair.
Wait a minute... do I smell a "minority report?"
"None of the occupants of the Durango were the intended targets of the shooting.”
Say what?

Of course, the devil is actually in the details... the details you won't hear on the CBC...
"The tourist was driving a truck near the rodeo grounds of Stoney Nakoda First Nation when he was shot, causing his vehicle to hit the ditch and strike a pole."
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UPDATE: Calling Inspector Clouseau
"COCHRANE, Alta. – A man who was arrested in an investigation into the shooting of a German tourist west of Calgary has been released without charges."