20 December 2017

Journalism 101

Dancer & Prancer... the only true reindeer...good grief
“The all-ages book about a black, gay Santa takes on the Yuletide zealots with a warm smile,” one headline screamed. Mrs. Claus is now a mister in a new gay-themed Christmas storybook for children that has CNN and the rest of the Mainstream Media all aflutter.

Santa’s Husband” tells the story of a black Kris Kringle and his white husband living in holy matrimony at the North Pole.
Yeah... good luck with that, smelly hippies. Will your kids be leaving condoms out for Santa, along with cookies & milk?

When Neophyte was 4 years old, he asked Mrs Neo (who, sadly... couldn't tell a lie to save her life) whether Santa was real. Needless to say, when he tried to spread this startling revelation to his peers... mayhem ensued. Kids like certainty AND consistency.