The dumbing down of America

So tell me... was it more exciting that "The One" got his kids a dog... or are the royal spouse's unquestioningly impeccable biceps still a contender?

I mean, what a freakin' zoo.

There couldn't possibly have been more media hysteria about this thing... if Obama had actually run over a dog... with a Humvee... and a big fat spliff hangin' from his lower lip.

The real question here should be... why are sober, informed individuals still turning into giggly little schoolgirls every time Obama does a public pirouette? Gawd forbid he throws somebody a kiss... there could be bloody riots.

I haven't seen anything like this since my sisters were turned into hysterical ninnies by the Bay City Rollers.

Seriously.

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