Rumour has it...

...the medals get stuffed into your g-string...

Before you read on, please keep in mind that curling is an Olympic sport.

Carolyne Braid, owner of Pole Dancing Winnipeg, is part of a global community that would like to see pole dancing -- the activity commonly associated with strip clubs and a wad of small bills -- included in a future Summer Olympic Games.

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In other bizarro news...

"I did not intend, at any time, for any of those comments to be taken in those ways or so interpreted, and acknowledge now that each of those understandings (which, I repeat, I did not intend) is completely false, totally unsupportable and also unfair to Mr. Tsakumis, his wife and his three children."

Yeah... that'll fix it.

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