15 August 2008

Mothra v. Godzilla

Apparently, the Canadian Human Rights industry has crossed the line into full-blown insanity... and is starting to consume its own tentacles...

Respectfully, while the Commission is prepared to provide the Tribunal and parties with the reasons for its decision to no longer participate in this case; in order to preserve our jurisdiction we would be compelled to immediately challenge before the Federal Court any decision ordering the Commission to participate in a given case.

We would also seek an adjournment of this matter for that purpose.
And, of course, they're all about saving the taxpayer (cough,cough) unnecessary expenses.
Further, in order to minimize the expenses to the taxpayers of having to be present at the start of the hearing, we respectfully request that a telephone or video conference be held in order to allow the Commission to provide the reasons for its decision to no longer participate and to deal with any issues arising therefrom.

In addition, it would be more appropriate for discussions on possible settlement negotiations to be held before the hearing begins.
This oughta be good.



Margot Blight said...

CHRC: Sorry. Folks, I don’t have the flu but I don’t feel in a serene state of mind to proceed with the file today…

CANADIANS EVERYWHERE: But the witness is here?

CHRC: The witness is here. It’s not the question of the witness. The witness is here. I thought until this morning that I would proceed, but I really don’t feel primarily mentally able to proceed, and physically too.

Borrowed ungraciously from CHRC lawyer Giacomo Vigna.
BTW - they're on to us all the way over in Australia.

But seriously - what the hank is Richard Warman gonna do now?

Neo Conservative said...

"margot asks... But seriously - what the hank is Richard Warman gonna do now?"

hopefully, we find out at the hearing on monday.


Rose said...

There is no way in hell that moral coward will show up, remember he's been allowed to file complaints and the adjudacators let the hearings continue without the great white Neo Nazi and member of Storm Front present. He's above the law of the land, or so it appears.

How rogue do these bureaurats have to become before a criminal investigation begins?

Neo Conservative said...

"rose asks... How rogue do these bureaurats have to become..."

well, a very public shaming is a good start.


Curls said...

CHRC. Sure does sound like a 3 card Monte game. Is anyone in charge ? Or should we just place it and its fellow HRCs in trusteeship.

JA Goneaux said...

As Kissinger said about the Iraq/Iran war: is there some way they can both lose?

This is very much like a seagull and a pigeon fighting over a fry in the dumpster at McDonalds. Disgusting all round, and I hope they both get food poisoning.

marginalizedactiondinosaur said...

But seriously - what the hank is Richard Warman gonna do now?

He still has a job in her majesties Canadian Armed Forces.