31 March 2008

Next time the dumbass leftosphere...

Starts cryin' about those poor fellows down at Guantanamo Bay... maybe you could spare a moment in your thoughts for Matt Maupin...

Sergeant Maupin was a 20-year-old private first class when he was captured on April 9, 2004, after his fuel convoy, part of the 724th Transportation Company, was ambushed west of Baghdad.

A week after his capture, the Arab television network Al Jazeera broadcast a videotape showing Sergeant Maupin sitting on the floor surrounded by five masked men holding automatic rifles.
Yet another telling example, of the capricious, unknowable "Will of Allah."

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UPDATE: Stoogeleft says, "So what, it's just tit for tat".

Ol' Stooge thinks (in the comments) it's no big deal that Matt Maupin was executed on video for the whole world to see.

Well, Bobo... at least we know what side you're on.

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RELATED: Of course, Pink Tory has bigger fish to fry...

And for his loyal hangers-on, he provides both words... and pictures...
"While a few lights may have been briefly dimmed for an hour or so last night, at the same time maybe this entirely painless and quite easily managed conceptual exercise has inadvertently provided us with another, highly revealing sort of illumination..."
Yeah, Pink... that is "highly revealing" all right.

Hey... is this where you trot out all your Holocaust jokes?

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LAST WORD: Be careful what you wish for
"The problems began when, as part of the refurbishment of the town hall -- built in 1546 -- the council decided to heat the building with geothermal power from deep below the earth's surface."

"In September last year an Austrian company sunk seven geothermal probes 140 meters into the ground."
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34 comments:

Anonymous said...

The dumbass leftosphere, pink tory?
What is it with you? When you can't think of anything intelligent to say
you simply resort to childish name-calling. It doesn't say much about your skills as a writer or as a political observer.
As a conservative, I think we play right into the stereotypes with such simple-minded rhetoric. Hey, it's just one opinion. Maybe your readers enjoy it.

Neo Conservative said...

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"red tory, 'writing as anon' says... doesn't say much about your skills as a writer"

well, my uptight friend... sorry to offend your delicate sensibilities, but... it's a blog... not a doctoral dissertation.

of course... if i've "hurt your feelings"... you can haul me up in front of the chrc, or... here's a thought, exercise your "right of free association" by hanging out instead at myblahg or rabble.

like yourself... they're fine with running around labeling people "nazis"... a term you apparently find less offensive than "dumbass".

but hey... that's "just one more opinion".

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RightGirl said...

Have there been any sightings of "fuck their grief" anywhere? Ugh.

I'm just glad this kid will finally have a decent burial, and that his family can find some peace and closure now.

RG

Neo Conservative said...

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"RightGirl asks... Have there been any sightings of "fuck their grief" anywhere?"

nope... cc's been stayin' pretty close to his rathole lately.

i think it finally occurred to this dumbstick that if he were to be "outed"... his biggest problem might not be right-wing bloggers... it'd likely come from friends of the late laine watkins... you know, people who don't necessarily believe "the pen is mightier than the sword."

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Balbulican said...

Hi, guys! Gosh, what a swell day, isn't it? Just makes one glad to be alive.

Well, not much to say. Just thought I'd pop by and be neighbourly. Take care, now!

Anonymous said...

Balbull, on his way to practice his backstroke in Cyntie's Cesspool stops in to say hi...and a good day to you as well Balbull, careful not step on any (in)grates while in the pool.

Neo Conservative said...

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"bullpucky snarks... Just makes one glad to be alive."

you mean... unlike matt maupin.

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Balbulican said...

Oh, gosh, that was just a SUPER joke, Neo! Heavens, I must concede that somber, mock portentuous beats flippant nearly every time! You just have such a way with words!

Well, must fly! But it's been swell! Take care, dear ones!

Neo Conservative said...

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hey, bullpucky... you think you're the first infantile leftbot to drop by and smear your shit all over the walls?

i'm supposed to what... be hurt... offended?

i guess this is what passes for wit over at rabble these days.

no wonder you mopes spend so much time trolling conservative blogs.

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stageleft said...

tit for tat? Don't be so dim NeoCon, you're being mocked for comparing a soldier "sitting on the floor surrounded by 5 masked men" to some of the crap that was pulled by US forces at (among other places) Camp Gitmo.

.... but do feel free to sympathize with a couple of big 'ole Marines forcing a couple of prisoners to pretend to blow each other at gun point for their viewing pleasure if ya want, everybody needs something to float their boat, and it is, after all, still at least a semi-free country.


Y'all have a nice rest of the day now OK?

Yer pal
stageleft

Neo Conservative said...

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"sttogeleft pronounces... you're being mocked for comparing a soldier "sitting on the floor surrounded by 5 masked men" to some of the crap that was pulled by US forces"

maybe you should read a little slower stooge... matt maupin's family was just notified that his remains have been identified by dna testing.

but do feel free to sympathize with the bloodthirsty fuckers who blew his brains out and videotaped it for the whole world to see.

y'all can stick your pinko head back up yer ass, ok?

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Anonymous said...

Cut ol'Stoogie some slack, he's still celebrating Earth Hour and without that bulb on in the bunker it's darker than Cyntie's ink blot head in there...at least I think that's why he's equating fatass jihadists laying around Gitmo to a dead U.S. soldier...second thoughts, probably cutting him too much slack, he's not that bright.

Balbulican said...

"i'm supposed to what... be hurt... offended?"

Good heavens, no, dear boy.

You're supposed to be provoked into responding like a first year engineering student, with not very witty, inarticulate, surly belligerence.

Thanks so much for obliging, just as scripted.

And have a REALLY super evening.

Neo Conservative said...

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oh, bullpucky... that's pathetic. i guess you're actually more comfortable playing with small children.

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Balbulican said...

No, no, Neo. You did the simple minded, thuggish response already, and it didn't really work.

Try something in another vein. Show your capacity to stretch beyond that usual clunky prose. Something lighter, maybe. More wit, less leaden bluster. Forget your usual audience...try for something with a bit of style.

Go ahead. I'll critique.

Neo Conservative said...

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this is funny.

because i don't read his blog... i hadn't realised that bullpucky is actually stoogeleft.

yup... the guy equates the cold-blooded murder of matt maupin with those poor prisoners at gitmo.

now i understand this strange little dance. he's trying to change the channel.

sorry bobo... you said it, you get to wear it.

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Anonymous said...

Oh, Balbull returning to the bunker for a bowl of kasha and cup of mead after a day of frolicking in the Cyntie Cesspool drops in to critique...more Siskel and Ebert than say, Northrop Frye but a critique is a critique and it is from Balbull soooo...I guess I'll go wash my hair.

Balbulican said...

"i hadn't realised that bullpucky is actually stoogeleft."

Oh, dear. Well, because I'm a nice guy, I'll pass along another blog-improvement tip.

As a rule of thumb, most would agree that once you've opted for "not-too-bright belligerence" as your rhetorical stance (and why not, I say...always play to your strengths, Neo) it's important to get your facts right. Otherwise you draw the attention of your readership to the "not-too-bright" side of the persona, and the grumpy petulance kind of loses its punch.

Stageleft and I aren't the same person. You can tell by the spelling: S-T-A-G-E-L-E-F-T and B-A-L-B-U-L-I-C-A-N.

More sophisticated readers can also tell by the writing styles and divergence of political views, but I think in your case the fact that the two names are different is probably a safer clue. S-T-A-G-E-L-E-F-T and B-A-L-B-U-L-I-C-A-N.


Carry on, and have just a super swell day!

Anonymous said...

Balbull, the blog improvement guy takes his critique hammer and nails his rule of thumb...ouch! a swing and a miss(tis the season, go Jays)...and Balbull.

Mike said...

So, its horrible when the insurgents in Iraq do not follow the Geneva Convention, but its fine for the US Armed forces to ignore it?

Ok then.

You will note that it was this very thing that disturbed that crazy 'leftard' Colin Powell back when Gitmo was first proposed that he opposed the idea of not applying the Convention to prisoners taken in Afghanistan or later Iraq. In short, I feel for the Sgt and his family, but this very situation was what conservatives like Colin Powell were worried about.

Neo Conservative said...

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"'stoogeleft/bullpucky' protests... Stageleft and I aren't the same person. You can tell by the spelling"

yeah... you're just two different uber-trolling personalities... who simply happen to inhabit the same pinko blog.

just like canadian cynic and lulu are two different people.

and all of you... just "'lucy' warmans in training".

pathetic.

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Neo Conservative said...

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"mike sputters... when the insurgents in Iraq do not follow the Geneva Convention"

oh mike... so cold-blooded televised video executions are now the equivalent of locking terrorists up in gitmo?

you and stooge really take the prize.

good grief.

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Balbulican said...

You are weak in the force, young one. Here, let me help. I have posted advice from a master to help you.

Don't be afraid of the long words.

http://www.stageleft.info/2008/04/01/call-that-an-insult-this-is-an-insult/

Neo Conservative said...

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"'stoogeleft/bullpucky' blusters... You are weak in the force"

that's funny stooge... it's not me frantically running around trolling conservative blogs and, even more pathetically... linking back to my own url.

you crack me up.

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Balbulican said...

"you crack me up"

Exactly! NOW you're getting it!

And with a little more effort, you too can be witty and amusing. Just try a bit harder.

Anonymous said...

The witless and amusing Balbull babbles...

"Now you're getting it!"

I gotta tell ya pal, you're not...you're struggling here...here's a tip Balbull, the best comedy evolves naturally, kinda like when you squat on a site and offer an opinion...the jokes quickly write themselves. heh heh...you slay me...everytime.

have a super duper day Chuckles.

Balbulican said...

I think you mistake my intent, Anon. It's not to amuse you, any more than than the goal of a biologist is to amuse the e coli in the stool sample he's examining. It's the other biologists I'm talking ot.

Anonymous said...

Uh-oh, I don't don't want to be petty or a nitpicker Balbull but responding to an Anon troll is verboten in the Balbull playbook...
we'll just say you forgot, slipped your mind, you know like "where did I leave my car keys?"..."did I feed the dog today?"..."what's my wife's name?"...don't fret though Balbull, everyone forgets stuff and such.


amusingly amusing,
Anon

Balbulican said...

I say, Hanson, look at that. Amazing, isn't it...you'd almost swear they were trying to communicate...

(Hint...the whimsy? Not your strong suit.)

Neo Conservative said...

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good grief, stooge... does this sort of thing work on anybody over the age of seven?

you don't seem to be able to discern the difference between witty and obnoxious.

seriously, what's the deal here... you trying to take the crown away from kkk-kevron?

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Anonymous said...

Hey look at me! I'm anonymous! And I'm trolling Cacadamia's blog!

Neo Conservative said...

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"anon gleefully shrieks... Hey look at me!"

yeah, ti-guy... anonymous, charming and, as usual, so intellectual...

"Yeabut, decent folk don't want to click on a link that leads to Halls of Cacademia.
...the last time I went to Halls of Cacademia, I ended up with e-coli...
Y'know...on account of the caca...
Posted by Ti-Guy to BigCityLib Strikes Back at 9:12 PM 10/25/07


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Anonymous said...

When you got nuthin, send in the clowns or in this case - twi-guy.

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