13 March 2008

The full O.J.

"Heav'n has no Rage, like Love to Hatred turn'd... nor Hell a Fury, like a Woman scorn'd."

-- BEIJING (Reuters) -- A Chinese bride burned her new husband to death after he got into bed after a drunken argument without washing his feet, state media reported on Wednesday.
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RELATED: Music to my ears
Cooper told police she had become fed up with Watson telling her what to do during their two-year relationship. On the night of the killing, she tried to play a Springsteen CD and he took if off the stereo, triggering a bitter argument.

"I mean, who the hell doesn't like Bruce Springsteen, for God's sake?" Cooper told police in a record of interview presented to the court. "I just picked up a knife and I went 'boom.'"
Sleep tight Eliot Spitzer.

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2 comments:

Blazing Cat Fur said...

He's lucky he didn't pass wind I'm guessin

kursk said...

Ahhh..new love..ain't it grand?

the little tiffs, the sideways glances, the cold shoulders, the immolations in bed..

..course the make-up sex can be a tad tricky with a smouldering corpse..

Never go to bed angry..or with someone who is, unless you are wearing flame retardent pyjamas.