25 September 2007

I'm betting Ahmadinejad wishes...

He'd stuck to his original itinerary...

Noon: To protest barbaric U.S. exploitation of women, dine at Hooters, accompanied by writer Noam Chomsky.

1 p.m.: Tour Midwestern town of Smallville. Visit meteor site where alien boy is said to possess superpowers.

2 p.m.: Meet with political prisoner O.J. Simpson. Exchange autographed sabers.


1 comments:

Anonymous said...

and to visit the monkey's at the zoo (kindred spirits you know)