17 September 2007

A load of crap indeed

Everybody brace yourself... here comes a Jurassic fart.
-- DUVANNY YAR, Russia -- Sergei Zimov bends down, picks up a handful of syrup-like mud and holds it to his nose. It smells like a cow pat, but he knows better.

"It smells like mammoth dung," he said.

This is more than just another symptom of global warming.
Yeah, you go ahead and focus on the dino shit... I'm a glass half full kinda guy myself.
A sea level rise of just 50 feet would give us a Conservative majority up here, and put the Republicans back in charge of Congress down there, while guaranteeing that neither Hillary nor Chelsea Clinton ever becomes President.

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