Torches... Pitchforks...

Remember, back, you were a kid... folks being hunted down by packs of predators...

Yeah... me neither...

UPDATE: Toronto's 5th murder victim id'd

It's always the guys with the bangin' neck tattoos...**********

THE ORIGINAL AMBIGUOUS STORY:

"TORONTO — A man who was stabbed after being chased by several men in downtown Toronto on Monday night has died in hospital. It happened at about 8 p.m. in the Yonge and Wellesley Sts. area."

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RELATED: Murder? What murder?

It's an "altercation." In the words of the Toronto Red Star... "a man being chased by 10 other men followed by a stabbing."

Geez... I hope nobody "altercates" me. As per standard Toronto media protocol... no identifying information in intial reports on either the dearly departed, or the wolfpack who brought him down.

Meanwhile... in other "street robbery" news.

SOTU Roundup in eight little words...

FROM THE COMMENTS:

"I wouldn’t want to be Hillary’s liver tonight."

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RELATED: We might've dodged the bullet...

...if it wasn't for the media...

"The color of his skin was like magic, invisible armor. The response to very criticism of him • policy, associates, whatever • was 'RACISM!!!'"

"The Union makes us Strong"

Sadly...

During the investigation, Brig. Gen. Bruce Oliveira said the employee, who had worked at the agency for 10 years, had a history of confusing drills and real-world events. At least two prior incidents had occurred, after which corrections were made and the employee was counselled.

After the mistake was realized, the employee reportedly "froze" and "seemed confused," forcing another worker to take over and send a correction, Oliveira said.

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FROM THE COMMENTS:

"Vern Miyagi, who oversaw the Hawaii Emergency Management Agency [said] the worker who pressed the alert button 'feels bad'"

Hey, Mr. Miyagi: sympathy on . . . sympathy off.

I just peed myself a little bit

Another story you won't see on CBC...

"If the affidavits floating around really are about a guy who likes “themed socks” there is an inferno about to break loose."

Of course, you won't see this in your local community broadsheet either...

“We’ve had an indication from the Prime Minister’s mouth and from the Minister’s mouth that there will be help for newspapers, so both of those are very encouraging,” said Bob Cox, chairman of News Media Canada.

Gotta love the timing on this media bailout package.

Like a Fish...

...needs a Bicycle...

"Forty years ago, before 'let’s chill' egg freezing parties were in vogue, before 'The Bachelorette’s' Kaitlyn Bristowe and other celebrities were tweeting about 'taking control' of their future, young working women were already being warned about their waning fertility."

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RELATED: We don' need no steenkin' penis!**********

FROM THE SDA COMMENTS:

"So, one of the most qualified, knowledgeable and experienced people capable of rescuing then managing the entire province of Ontario just happens to be a Mulroney family member? I mean, wow, what are the odds?"

"No problem though, we see how awesome Trudeau 2.0 has turned out."

From the folks who "ALMOST"...

...brought you a new, improved electoral system...

"The Trudeau government is cherry picking certain Royal Commission on Aboriginal Peoples recommendations without consulting Indigenous Peoples, such as dissolving the Department of Indigenous and Northern Affairs Canada."

"Therefore these two historical documents... are being shared to provide some background and context to evaluate what the federal government and the Assembly of First Nations are currently saying and doing 20 years later."

They look us right in the face... and they lie.

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RELATED: Where is Canada's Peter Schweizer?

"According to the publisher, "Secret Empires" will expose vast corruption by top Washington figures who leverage their political power to enrich their family members and friends, often by helping grease deals with foreign entities."

Dear MSM... whatever happened to...

..."if it only saves one life"...

The meeting heard compelling — in some cases heart-breaking — accounts from children snatched away from their families, then shunted between as many as 20 foster home and group homes before “aging out” of the system at age 18.

Not that I have a quarrel with Canada’s minister of Crown-Indigenous Relations and Northern Affairs...

Look, not my business, folks... but you might wanna ask the Hapsburgs about the end product of hundreds of years of inbreeding within a statistically limited gene pool. I will say, there are solid scientific reasons you don't continually marry people you're related to, over hundreds of years. Hell, maybe David Suzuki could explain it better.

Or maybe the government?

"The rate of deaths from injuries is 3 to 4 times higher for Aboriginal children than for other children in Canada."

Source: Government of Canada (2002) Healthy Canadians – A Federal Report on Comparable Health Indicators 2002. Ottawa: Health Canada.

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RELATED: Just don't use the "A" word

"Demographics are often used to explain Western Canada’s relatively high crime rates. Alberta, for instance, is one of the youngest jurisdictions in Canada and the only province with more men than women."

Gotta be all those dumbass cowboys, right?

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LAST WORD: In the bosom of their... sweet baby jebus...

Lucy Barney, a nurse-researcher at the Children's & Women's Health Centre of British Columbia and co-author of the paper, said "people congregate in social networks where they feel safe - with their peers."

"This is a real problem when your peers are addicts and end up sharing needles."

Diversity is our streng...

...oh, oh... get out the chequebook...

"A group of Asian protesters converged on Queen’s Park Sunday to demand an apology from Prime Minister Justin Trudeau for his handling of the hijab hoax. The protesters say they feel insulted that a girl lied that she was assaulted by an Asian man and say Trudeau needs to make amends to their community."

And they're not the only folks with a grievance...

Al-Hasnawi’s father and two brothers are suing for $10,000,000, the expenses related to Al-Hasnawi’s death and expenses related to the lawsuit itself.

What expenses you might ask?

19-year-old Yosif Al-Hasnawi was laid to rest in Iraq on Monday alongside some of the most beloved and revered figures in Shia Islam, a family friend says.

Oh, Canada.

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RELATED: Seems "Soft Power" equals limp dick...

OTTAWA — Canada has not been invited to a meeting of defence ministers in Paris this week to discuss the fight against ISIL militants, media reports say. Conservative defence critic James Bezan said the apparent snub shows Canada is no longer seen as a valuable ally.

I guess bribery and terrorist rehabilitation seminars weren't on the menu.

I want my socialised medicine...

...and I'm putting my foot down...

"Zytner said his request for the drugs was denied. “They said our case wasn’t severe enough to get the medication.” Health Canada has put ivermectin and albendazole on its Special Access Programme, meaning that they can only be obtained by federal approval on a case-by-case basis."

Perhaps, in Justin Castraux's "post-national" state... the parasites will balance themselves.

Call me cynical, but I suspect if these were Sophie Gregoire-Trudeau's tootsies... the deworming meds would be flown in on a government jet.

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RELATED: I guess it could always be worse...

The family of two Winnipeg seniors killed in their vacation home in Jamaica say the couple's bodies should be back in Canada by Wednesday.

Icing that "legacy" cake

"In a moment of woeful irony in the Obama-administration documentary “The Final Year,” UN Ambassador Samantha Power travels to Cameroon to offer photo-op comfort to families terrorized by Boko Haram — only to have her motorcade kill a 7-year-old boy."

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RELATED: The unravelling continues...

At the time, Obama was a state senator, and according to Dershowitz, had he known Obama had posed with Farrakhan, he wouldn’t have supported him in his initial 2008 bid for the White House.

“Louis Farrakhan is a virulent anti-Semite,” he said. “He’s called Judaism a ‘gutter religion.’ He’s anti-American.”

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LAST WORD: And speaking of legacy...

What caught the attention of National Post writer James DiFiore was evidence of non-disclosure agreements (NDA)s for multiple women who had relationships with Peter Mansbridge for which CBC paid, with public funds, for the women to agree to remain silent. For attempting to cover the story, DiFiore was let go from National Post.

Think about it... they'll do this...

...to their own people... imagine what they'll do to your infidel arse...

KABUL, Afghanistan — At least 95 people were killed and more than 150 were wounded on Saturday when an ambulance packed with explosives was detonated in central Kabul. “Most of the victims are civilians,” Basir Mujahid, a spokesman for Kabul Police said. “It was a terrible attack that killed women, children, shopkeepers and visitors to the area.”

Saturday’s blast came three days after militants affiliated with a local branch of the Islamic State group attacked a Save the Children office in the eastern city of Jalalabad, killing three staff members and one soldier. Four days before that attack, a group of gunmen stormed Kabul’s Intercontinental Hotel, killing at least 22 people, including four Americans.

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COMPARE AND CONTRAST: Like OJ, he's looking for...

...the "real killers"...

"They were innocent and randomly targeted for practising their faith," said Neethan Shan, the first Tamil Canadian elected to Toronto City Council and the city's newcomer advocate.

No... Neethan isn't referring to Kabul... he's talking about racist, islamophobic Canada.

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LAST WORD: Neethan... tell us about "cultural relativity"

“I cried like a baby on that floor. I cried for God to take me, for them to shoot me, for me not to have to watch what was coming next.”

Bernard had read all the gruesome details. He had seen the pattern over and over: 82 murders in 2017, 423 gruesome attacks. He knew the torture the men would inflict; knew about the wife whose kneecaps were drilled with a Black & Decker; the daughter raped by three men, the husband made to watch. The baby dropped into a boiling bath to drown.

Ready for the next Blitzkrieg

Local French media described scenes across the country as "riots," as people began fighting and pushing each other to get one of the last [wait for it]... Nutella jars.

"They are like animals," said one customer at the Rive-de-Gier supermarket.

The first thing we do is...

...hang all the lawyers...

A British Columbia man accused of threatening to join the so-called Islamic State and behead Canadians has fended off the RCMP’s attempts to subject him to a terrorism peace bond.

Two former roommates contacted police in 2016 and reported that Ibrahim “wanted to kill Canadian people by cutting off their heads and that he wanted to join ISIS.” He was also alleged to have mentioned joining ISIS at work.

A police search of his cell phone turned up images about ISIS activities in Syria, including “graphic pictures of beheadings and corpses, firearms, bombings and known terrorists.”

I say we ask Nathan Cirillo's mother what she thinks.

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RELATED: Live and don't learn...

...a lesson from Norway...

"Reports have circulated of ethnic Norwegians banding together, vigilante-style, to patrol and protect their neighborhoods. If Groruddalen isn’t yet a full-fledged no-go zone, on the scale of Rinkeby or Rosengård, it’s pretty damn close."

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LAST WORD: "A place of special concern"

137 lives were lost in terrorist attacks on the Bataclan Theater and other targets in Paris. The perpetrators were soon traced back to Molenbeek, a majority-Muslim neighborhood in Brussels.

"There is almost always a link with Molenbeek," commented Belgian Prime Minister Charles Michel. "Molenbeek is considered Europe's 'terrorist factory.'"

Well, to be perfectly clear...

...Patrick Brown is a dastardly Conservative... not a social-justice seeking lefty...

A woman who came forward last year with allegations of misconduct against Calgary Skyview MP Darshan Kang stemming from his time as an MLA says the provincial Liberal party never contacted her, despite its promises of an internal investigation.

Liberal Leader David Khan said he would not discuss the investigation, including whether it had taken place.

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RELATED: Your moral & intellectual superiors

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LAST WORD: Well... she protected "Slick Willie" too

Hillary Clinton insisted that a Bible-thumping “faith adviser” to her 2008 presidential campaign be kept on board despite accusations that he repeatedly sexually harassed a young woman who worked for him, a new report said Friday.

Airbrushing the Politburo

But, but, but... this is America...

Muhammad said a “staff member” for the Congressional Black Caucus contacted him “sort of in a panic” after he took the photo at a caucus meeting in 2005. Asked whether he thought the photo’s release would have affected Obama’s presidential campaign, Muhammad said, “It absolutely would have made a difference.

Askia Muhammad said that he “gave the picture up at the time and basically swore secrecy. After the nomination was secured and all the way up until the inauguration; then for eight years after he was President, it was kept under cover.”

Of course, the real question is...

...who disappeared them in the first place?

"Inspector General Michael Horowitz wrote in the letter to Sens. Chuck Grassley (R-Iowa) and Ron Johnson (R-Wisc.) that his office will provide copies of the recovered texts to the Justice Department."

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UPDATE: Unfuckingbelievable!

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LAST WORD: Finding Mohamed Atta?

Where's the fun in that?

Two senior FBI officials who texted each other about President Trump and Hillary Clinton relied on work phones to try to hide their romance from a spouse and made the bureau’s probe of Clinton’s private email server their cover story for being in such close contact.

CBC asks... "What Hijab hoax?"

Just give me more gossip about Patrick Brown's penis...

"The PCs then enjoyed a wide lead over Wynne's Liberals in nearly all opinion polls throughout 2016 and 2017, while his party out-fundraised the Liberals and the Ontario NDP combined. With Brown's face splashed on the cover of the platform, and the election campaign due to begin in early May, the party will be scrambling to get back on track."

"CBC News has not independently confirmed the allegations."

But apparently has no trouble propagating them.

You've just gotta love the timing here.

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UPDATE 1:49pm: CBC lubes up the narrative...

The woman, who CBC News has agreed not to identity due to the sexual nature of her complaint, worked for Brown in 2013 when she was 19 years old. She said Brown told her she would "look good on an elephant."

All of which didn't stop her from working for Brown the summer after the incident.

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RELATED: One man's alleged perviness...

...is another man's fairy tale romance...

"Pierre Trudeau met Margaret Sinclair while on vacation in Tahiti in 1967. 'I was 18, sitting with my parents, probably in my little bikini,' Margaret told the Globe and Mail's Jan Wong in 1997."

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RELATED2: Ask Premier Wynndfarm...

"The situations were confidential, so I’m not going to go into details."

So Liberals in Ontario get to fly under the radar?

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LAST WORD: What's a modern gal to do?

It's not like it's fluoridation...

...or anything really serious...

KCRA-TV reported that the body of Tory Robert Mayes, 34 was recovered Tuesday from a reservoir pipeline supplying drinking water to several Northern California communities, though authorities say the water quality was not affected.

The water is heavily treated before it flows to customers, said El Dorado Irrigation District spokesman Jesse Saich.

Imagine my relief, amigo. It's California, so he was probably vegan... so no biggie, right?

Fairy Tales from "The Hood"

I guess, even the unrepentant SJWs at CTV realised they had gone a Teletubbie too far...

"The last time I saw him we were in church,” Pearl Clarke told CTV News Toronto about a week after her son's death. “He came and sat beside me and gave me a big hug and he kissed me on my forehead and said, 'Mommy, I love you and I really want to change my life.'"

And then somebody blew him away.

The revised article on the CTV webpage has entirely excised the "22 year-old banger channels preschooler" shtick. I can't imagine why.

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RELATED: Teh Chilldrun is r Fuchur

From the Comments: "Be on the lookout for young people hacking up their innards while simultaneously blowing bubbles out their arses."

The Usual Felons

"A 20-year-old Brampton man is accused of five random shootings on a total of seven victims ranging in age from four to 47 in Toronto this month.

Adam Abdi was arrested Monday and faces 48 charges including 7 counts of Attempt Murder."

And...

A suspect wanted in relation to the November killing of Zakaria Iqbal has surrendered. City police say Rhyan Alexander Moore, 27, turned himself in Monday afternoon to Peel Regional Police in Brampton, northwest of Toronto.

And...

Police said Tuesday that a suspect identified as 21-year-old Toronto man Ubaid Said is now wanted on a Canada-wide warrant for two counts of second-degree murder and two counts of attempted murder.

And...

After further investigation, police have identified the suspect as Tristan Palmer, 29, of Toronto.

And...

The 16-year-old boy was arrested on Monday night and police say they seized a loaded CZ Shadow 9-mm handgun. He faces 13 charges that include two counts of attempted murder and two counts of possessing a restricted firearm without a licence.

Black Lives Matters, Toronto... was apparently unavailable for comment.