Hey everybody... meet "nonny"

You know... the guy who has been so obsessed with me... he's been running around the internet spoofing my identity...And forgery, nonny... that'd be... well... you...

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And that's just today's take.

Anyway, dumbass... last chance to email me, 'fess up and apologise for the recent spate of forgery and impersonation & the years of internet threats.

I don't get that before midnight... I forward the data I've collected (and been sent by other bloggers) to both your ISP and the Ontario Provincial Police.

And no, that's not a threat... that's a promise.

Remember back... you were growing up...

...people used to club each other over the head... with babies?

-- Yeah... me neither....

A woman who allegedly used her little girl “as a weapon” has been located, Toronto Police said Wednesday.

The woman, who is about 30 years old, was on the TTC’s Dundas streetcar Friday when a brawl broke out, Const. Wendy Drummond said.

“There was an verbal altercation with another passenger, and the suspect swung the baby (who she was now holding) at the victim.”

C'mon... who doesn't love a...

...good turtle story?

-- NEW YORK -- Runway 4 Left at Kennedy International Airport was closed for more than an hour on Wednesday morning.

In 2009, the same runway was closed due to occupation by 78 diamondback terrapins, engendering some interesting chatter from air traffic controllers.

In other "big-spirited frontier city" news

Do your teenage sons have "ready smiles", "a love of partying" and "a penchant for getting into the occasional dust-up?" -- A "penchant"? Is that what got these "two smiling frontier city partiers" killed?

Seriously?

The gap between actual news & Entertainment Tonight continues to narrow.

I'm just waiting for the Globe & Mail to start all of their crime reporting... "Once upon a time..."

And on the same page...
I rest my case.

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RELATED: Teenage partiers... an @risk demographic

Police said the 17-year-old was standing at the edge of the bluffs with a small group of people near Scarborough Crescent, where he was attending a party.

A 911 call was placed at about midnight, but police say they were not contacted immediately after the fall.

Ah, yes... the Cradle of Democracy

20,000 Greeks go absolutely apeshit over impending bankruptcy...

"We don't owe any money, it's the others who stole it," said 69-year-old demonstrator Antonis Vrahas. "We're resisting for a better society for the sake of our children and grandchildren."

Police said 37 policemen were injured during Tuesday's riots.

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UPDATE: Greeks take it in the...

...well, you know...

Mr Papandreou says his austerity plan is the only way to get Greece back on its feet.

"We must avoid the country's collapse at all costs. Now is not the time to step back.".

In other "Crime is Down" news

-- NEWMARKET -- A York police officer, and father of two young children, was killed after being pinned under a van near Newmarket early Tuesday.

The unlicensed driver of the van, a 15-year-old boy, was also taken to hospital, and is in serious condition.

The Harper government wants to make some points with the people... they could do a total rethink of the "Young Offenders" legislation.

Max three years in juvie for murder?

It's not sending the right message.

My latest plea to the British Royal Family

Dear Liz... just another reminder, I'm still waiting for that compensation for my ancestors being chased out of the Scottish Highlands...

"Oliver blames Canada's experience with slavery for much of the black community's inability to support each other and for the stereotypes old-stock Canadians continue to show."

Uh, Don... does that include the guy who appointed you to the Canadian Senate?

"It really flows from the days of slavery . . . because of the slave mentality," he explained, when someone got ahead, they would get dragged down by the group."

And 140 years later, Mr. Cash for Life... that's on us modern-day honkies... how?

Think about it, Abdullah... if he was really...

...trying to piss you off... wouldn't he have used Porky Pig?

-- CAIRO -- An Egyptian Christian telecom mogul has angered Islamic hard-liners by posting an online cartoon of Mickey Mouse with a beard and Minnie in a face veil.

"If you are really a Muslim, and you love your religion, boycott his projects. We have to cut out the tongue of any person who attacks our religion."

Yikers.

Never a Community Organiser around...

...when you really, really need one...

The federal jury found that the former governor brazenly abused the powers of his office in a series of attempted shakedowns captured on undercover government recordings.

Blagojevich, the fourth former governor convicted of felonies since 1973, likely faces a significant prison sentence.

In the end, jurors agreed with prosecutors that Blagojevich had tried to sell the Senate seat in a variety of ways, including an attempt to steer it to U.S. Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr. in exchange for $1.5 million in campaign cash promised by Jackson supporters.

In the last 38 years, half of the elected Illinois governors have ended up behind bars.

The Chicago Machine... the most corrupt political organisation in North America.

Yes, Peace Moonbeam... of course...

...because profiling terrorists is just so wrong.

-- (CNN) -- The Transportation Security Administration stood by its security officers Sunday after a Florida woman complained that her cancer-stricken, 95-year-old mother was patted down and forced to remove her adult diaper while going through security.

Or maybe, Romeo... just maybe... the Big Head could do the thinking for the Little Head

Here's a thought... how about we start tattooing warning labels on people's genitalia? -- Not everybody, mind you... just the folks who insist on purchasing frequent, unprotected sex with multiple strangers... What's next here... adding "swingers" to Ontario's list of "official" victims?" 'Cos I'm thinkin'... you're too stupid to figure this out, you shouldn't be allowed to go to the bathroom on your own... never mind down to Sammy's Sex Emporium.

And, hang on a sec... wasn't there a recent imbroglio involving the McGuinty government refusing to fund some woman's cancer treatment? But we're supposed to set up yet another government bureaucracy to tell grown men and women that reckless, premeditated, over-the-top promiscuity "MAY" have consequences?

It's past time for a little political triage. I know who I'm voting for this fall.

Yeah... they'd better start thinking about...

...building a new "Circle of Friends University" to go along with this.

-- STOCKHOLM -- At the "Egalia" preschool, staff avoid using words like "him" or "her" and address the 33 kids as "friends" rather than girls and boys.

They've have adopted the genderless "hen," a word that doesn't exist in Swedish but is used in some feminist and gay circles.

To even things out, many preschools have hired "gender pedagogues" to help staff identify language and behavior that risk reinforcing stereotypes.

What kind of parent is willing to experiment on their own child?

My take on this? These kids get to a real-world institution... it ain't gonna be pretty.

Seriously?

You mean your employer doesn't offer you a gold-plated pension & benefits, seven weeks of holidays yearly and substantial sick leave on top of that? --

Hmmm... I guess maybe that accounts for the 70 percent of Canadians who supported the back to work legislation.

I mean, this one's a no-brain... wait a minute...

"The leftist New Democratic Party had held up the bill with 58 grueling hours of day-and-night debate."

Of course they did.

Hope you're all enjoying Jack Layton's version of "working with all parties to get things done."

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FROM THE COMMENTS:

"As this is a crown corporation may I suggest it should be reserved for the employment of our former armed service personnel. They deserve a fat cat job with all the benefits at least."

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LAST WORD: I'm from the government...

...I'm here to save you, er... enrich me...

One example of how large and untenable this gap has become can be found in Statistics Canada’s recent observation that public sector employees now constitute a majority of all pension plan participants, despite being outnumbered more than three to one in the workforce.

This suggests two types of retirement in the future: one of carefree luxury for public sector employees, and one of reduced expectations for everyone else.

A similar dichotomy is at work with Ontario’s practice of paying a bonus to every corrections staffer who takes fewer than 23 sick days per year.

This is Rahm's handpicked candidate?

It's true... you really do get the kind of government you deserve...

-- CHICAGO (WLS) -- Chicago's new top cop says the accessibility to firearms in America is an extension of "government-sponsored racism" that goes back to the days of slavery and Jim Crow.

McCarthy illustrated his point by recalling a crime scene investigation while he was a police official in Newark, New Jersey where five children were shot, two of whom were killed. McCarthy said when he got home, he turned on his television to unwind and found an episode of "Sarah Palin's Alaska" showing.

"She was caribou hunting and talking about the right to bear arms. Why wasn't she at the crime scene with me?"

Oh my gawd, you moron... let me count the the ways...

a) Sarah Palin lives thousands of miles away from Newark, NJ.
b) She's not a police officer.
c) Hunting caribou has nothing to do with child homicide.

I could go on... but what would be the point? This guy sounds like one of the dumbasses who danced in the street when O.J. got set free.

No wonder Chicago is a war zone.

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RELATED: In other "urban firefight" news...

Police have one man in custody after a shooting early Saturday morning in the area of Trinity-Bellwoods Park.

Officers say two men in their 20s were shot in the lower body near Dundas Street West and Shaw Street, just east of Ossington Avenue, around 3:30 a.m.

Friends of the victims drove them to Toronto Western Hospital, where they were treated for non-life-threatening wounds.

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LAST WORD: I blame Thomas Jefferson...

-- CHICAGO (CBS) -- The teenage robbery mobs are at it again on North Michigan Avenue.

The Mag Mile earlier this year was hit by similar mobs of young thieves. Attacks on commuters and bicyclists have become violent, and police have stepped up patrols.

President McDreamy just keeps diggin'

Seems even the Dems are getting fed up with this guy...

“It would appear inside the caucus that there is a split on this, and I think the fact that the secretary came over tells you a couple things. One, that the White House is very concerned about the vote, and second, that there is a sudden awareness that the fact that the administration has ignored Congress may carry with it a price.”

And in other "brave holy warrior" news... you've just gotta love the timing on the latest Obama drawdown...

-- KABUL, Afghanistan -- A sport utility vehicle packed with explosives blew up on Saturday outside a small hospital in a remote area of eastern Afghanistan, killing at least 20 people and injuring at least 23 more, government officials said.

Saturday’s attack comes one day after a bicycle rigged with explosives blew up in an outdoor market in the northern province of Kunduz, killing at least 10 people, including a police officer.

The United Nations said that May was the deadliest month for Afghan civilians since it began keeping count in 2007, with 368 civilians killed.

Not limited to leaders of political parties

Wanna have a transcendental moment... without the humiliating risk of being found naked in a Chinatown bordello? -- If there is a less offensive creature in the entire universe, I have certainly never crossed its path... so get out your wallet or chequebook & send these folks a donation...

-- PETERBOROUGH -- Without new funding, the Kawartha Turtle Trauma Centre may close by August.

"We're on the edge of bankruptcy," says Bob Geddes, a board member with the centre. --

Seriously... look at that face.

Do it now.

The sun is shining... the birds are birding...

...and I've just spent a few hours outside doing things mechanical.

Had to seal up a swing cylinder on the backhoe... it seems that plugging one leak... stabiliser cylinders... puts pressure on another component... stabiliser hoses... which in turn, pushes oil out a sloppily sealed swing cylinder.

Eventually, I should be able to tighten up the whole machine... but it truly is a process... a sort of "Zen and the Art of Machinery Maintenance" thing. Anyway, this is shaping up to be light blogging day.

Still have to change the engine oil & filter, the hydraulic & transmission filters and the gear oil in the diff. The hoe itself is pretty sloppy... but that's a rebushing, repinning job that's way beyond my meagre mechanical capabilities.

Blogwise... the only thing happening is my buddy nonny losing his mind over the Rob Ford/Gay Pride parade imbroglio.

I'm beginning to figure out why this guy is so obsessed. Apparently, ol' nonnymouse has some sort of homosexual fixation... and he's decided to share all his inner angst with yours truly. It's actually kind of sad how desperately he seems to crave my attention... not something that any amount of naked squirt-gun parade is likely to solve.

Anyway, thanks also, to everyone who has emailed me about nonny running around the intertubes pretending to be me. Just keep those cards & letters coming... impersonation is a criminal offense... and I'll be dealing with that shortly. Not sure what nonny thinks he's accomplishing here... besides revealing his own inner child.

Anyway... anybody knows anything about tractor or machinery maintenance... feel free to chip in here.

Now. where did I leave that grease gun?

In other "Healing Crystals" news

Evidence clearly suggests, we can simply step back and watch... as the lunatic left slit their own throats...

Ray became an American self-help icon and bestselling author about five years ago, after appearing in the hit New Age documentary 'The Secret', which suggested that sending the right vibes into the universe attracts wealth, love, and health.

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THE COMPASSIONATE INTELLECTUAL LEFT REPLIES:

"Dude, do you live in a flipping cave or something? Have you never, ever seen this shit? Holy mother of jesus surely, you can't be THIS stupid. Flipping awesome boy, flippin' awesome."

Posted by Anonymous to halls of macadamia at 12:59 PM, June 23, 2011

Oh my goodness, er... dude.

Is this really all it takes to get you to blow a blood vessel? Bad experience down at the ashram, perchance?

That's so sad.

The deadly scourge is finally over

After searching for decades... government bureaucracy apparently unearths... new, magical, life-saving "blue paint."

Yet again... more inspiring heroic activism...

...from the Tammy Wynette of the lunatic left...

Even then, her comments on Tuesday came not of her own initiative, but in response to a question at a press availability – and after Saudi women activists and journalists had questioned her public silence on the subject.

Perhaps Shrillary should take a page out of the Geert Wilders playbook...

This morning the Court of Amsterdam has acquitted Geert Wilders of all charges.

“I am delighted with this ruling,” says Geert Wilders. “It is a victory, not only for me but for all the Dutch people. Today is a victory for freedom of speech."