NOT ME... NOT MINE... NOT TODAY...

IT'S THOSE DARNED 'MALES' YET AGAIN...

-- "York Regional Police Service are warning residents to keep their homes secure after an armed home invasion at Mulock Drive and Yonge Street in Newmarket early Tuesday morning. A resident told responding officers that 'FIVE MALES' broke into the residence and threatened the occupants with a firearm." --

And...

-- "Residents of a Barrie neighbourhood are being told to shelter in place due to an ongoing police investigation. Details about the incident have not been released but it has prompted a heavy police presence in the neighbourhood." --

C'MON MAYOR OLIVIA... WHERE'S ALL OUR SOCIAL WORKERS?

-- A man was rushed to hospital via emergency run after a stabbing at Weston Road near Lawrence Avenue West in Toronto’s Weston neighbourhood on Monday night. Investigators have not released any information on possible suspects." --

And...

-- "Toronto Police say a man is in custody after another man was stabbed at Barbara Hall Park in the Church-Wellesley neighbourhood." --

MUCH LIKE PROFESSIONAL BASKETBALL... PIMPING IS...

...A BIT OF A MONOCULTURE...

-- "A Scarborough man, Quwayne Miller, 29, is charged with human trafficking by exercising control, material benefit from sexual services and breaking and entering with intent and assault with a weapon following an investigation in London, Ont., earlier this year." --

It's always the Scarborough dudes with the way-cool names.

-- "Miller is also known to use the alias 'Q,' 'Spider' and 'Crooked Letter Schemez.'" --

 

IN OTHER CATCH & RELEASE NEWS...

-- "Toronto Police say Prince Charles, 27, who was charged with first-degree murder but went missing after removing an ankle monitoring device has been re-arrested." --

And...

-- "A 20-year-old man, Dasaun Norris of Halton Hills, has been arrested and charged in a series of armed robberies in Peel Region." --

A TRICK JUSTIN LEARNED FROM HIS COMMIE HEROES

OTTAWA -- "The Liberal government sought to erase from the record of the House of Commons the celebration of a Nazi war veteran during Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy’s visit last Friday but that request was denied by the Conservatives who say to do so is 'absolutely wrong.'" --

JUST ANOTHER DAY AT TORONTO METROSEXUAL UNIVERSITY

-- "TMU issued an alert shortly after noon on Monday that a person with an axe was allegedly seen at Victoria Street and Gould Street, and walking north toward Gerrard." --

UPDATE: TORONTO HOMICIDE #53/2023

-- "Toronto Police have now identified the 23-year-old man fatally stabbed near Finch Station Sunday as Joyous Magdirila of Toronto. He was found laying in the southbound curb lane on Yonge Street." --

We are all Torontonians now...

-- "A lockdown at Durham College’s Whitby campus has been lifted after a man was stabbed late Monday afternoon." --

And...

Toronto Police have released an image of a suspect after a woman was seriously injured during a robbery near Lawrence Avenue West and Allen Road in North York.

NOT A PEEP ABOUT ALCOHOL OR THE DEVIL'S LETTUCE... JUST SAYIN'

-- "Charges against Condrain Group, the company accused of criminal negligence in connection with an August 2022 tragedy that claimed the lives of six young adults in Barrie have been dropped. It's believed the group of six young adults was on their way to a casino in Innisfil, south of Barrie, when the car they travelled in DROVE INTO THE MASSIVE HOLE in the centre of the CLOSED ROAD between Veterans Drive and County Road 27." --

Just spitballin' here, but...

-- "Friends close to the six missing individuals said the group was on their way to the casino at Georgian Downs AROUND 6AM SATURDAY, but they never made it." --

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE... DON'T GIVE HIM ANY MORE WACKY IDEAS!

-- "'If the Prime Minister of Canada loves Khalistanis so much, then why doesn’t he break up a part of Canada and create a new Khalistan country? We will be the first to give him recognition,' Goyal said, via news magazine India Today." --

ON THE WARPATH... YET AGAIN

-- "The Native American Guardians Association accuses the NFL franchise and new owner Josh Harris of defamation, civil conspiracy and civil right violations for their role in suppressing Native American history. The Native American Guardians Association led a viral petition this summer demanding that the organization reclaim its traditional Redskins identity." --

FOLLOWING IN THE FEATHER-LIGHT STEPS OF TORONTO METROSEXUAL UNIVERSITY

-- "The show, started by Trent University Sasquatch Society founder Ryan Willis, 23, explores alleged Bigfoot sightings in the Simcoe County, Sudbury and Algonquin areas and other parts of the province. Willis encourages people to submit tips on the Sasquatch University website." --

MAD VLAD HAS ANOTHER VERY BAD WEEK

-- “After the attack on the Russian Black Sea Fleet headquarters, 34 officers, including the Commander of the Russian Black Sea Fleet, lost their lives, with an additional 105 occupants sustaining injuries. The headquarters building is beyond repair.” --

'TORONTO MAN' VISITS SCENIC NORTH... SHOOTS PEOPLE

TIMMINS... WE DON'T JUST SHOOT THE RAPIDS...

-- "The Timmins Police Service – Criminal Investigations Division has charged a Toronto area man, Naquon LAIDLEY, with two counts of Attempt to Commit Murder based on its investigation into an incident where a 22-year-old man and a 34-year-old man were wounded." --

Those darned 'males'...

-- "Durham Regional Police are searching for a suspect in connection with an armed carjacking of a white Land Rover at Bazin Road and Turnerbury Avenue in Ajax, Ont. Saturday. The suspect pointed a gun at them through the open window and demanded the keys, police said. Officers describe the male suspect as being five-foot-eight wearing a black face mask and black hooded sweatshirt." --

THE GUNS JUSTIN REFUSES TO ACKNOWLEDGE

THIS NEVER SEEMS TO HAPPEN IN MY NEIGHBOURHOOD...

-- "A man in his 20s is in critical condition following a shooting at Morningside Avenue and Danzig Street in Scarborough late Sunday night. Police have not released any information on possible suspects." --

Maybe targetting legal firearms not the answer?

-- "Ottawa Police are investigating after shots were fired Saturday night in the Overbrook neighbourhood." --

But wait... there's more...

-- "After killing two random strangers in cold blood in Montreal in August 2022, Abdulla Shaikh drove to Toronto and visited a zoo and an amusement park before returning to Quebec and killing a third person chosen at random, a police officer told a coroner’s inquest on Monday morning." --

TORONTO HOMICIDE #53/2023

RIDE THAT ROCKET... I DOUBLE-DAWG DARE YA...

-- "A man in his 20s has been pronounced dead after being stabbed near Finch Subway station in Toronto’s Newtonbrook neighbourhood. No suspect description has been released." --

DARWIN AWARDS... TORTURING FARM ANIMALS EDITION

-- "A 61 year-old man has died and his friend has been injured during a bull-running festival in the town of Pobla de Farnals in the Valencia region in Spain, authorities say. Deaths and injuries during bull-running festivals in Spain are not uncommon." --

And...

-- "A 30-year-old bull rider was taken to the trauma centre at The Ottawa Hospital’s Civic campus on Sunday afternoon, after being kicked in the head by a 1,300-pound bull." --

Learning the hard way...

-- "Sabrina Peckham, 41, whose lifeless body was found clenched between a 14-foot alligator’s jaws was arrested just two months earlier for trespassing on county wetland property." --

A BIDEN LEVEL GAFFE

-- "The Canadian Parliament, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky have been reported to have given a standing ovation to a reported former member of 14th Waffen Grenadier Division of the SS." --

Believe it or not... it's not Justin's first rodeo.  

And there's this.

WE WUZ KANGS!

-- "The funny thing about the bad luck of sub-Saharan Africa is that it seems to afflict all 49 countries at the same time, even as elsewhere in the world at least a few countries (South Korea, Taiwan, Thailand) are able to find the magic recipe to rise out of poverty." --

THE USUAL, WELL... YOU KNOW

-- "Two unidentified men are sought after a victim was followed into an elevator by two assailants and knocked unconscious during a robbery in the Jane St.-Trethewey Dr. area in North York. The men stole the victim’s phone and other personal belongings before fleeing the area in the victim’s vehicle." --

And...

-- "A man in his 20s has been rushed to hospital following a stabbing near the intersection of Yonge Street and Hendon Avenue in Toronto’s Newtonbrook neighbourhood just before 10 p.m. on Sunday. No suspect description has been released." --

THE 'FERGUSON EFFECT' GOES INTERNATIONAL

-- "More than 100 London Metropolitan Police Officers turned in their firearm permits and police from neighboring forces were called in to help patrol London on Saturday night. Only about one in 10 of London’s police officers carry firearms." --

TORONTO HOMICIDES #51 & 52/2023

-- "Two people were shot dead late Saturday night just north of Kipling-Finch Aves.in Rexdale.  Toronto Police said that a group of people drove up to another group and shots were fired. at this point police are working to determine how many guns were involved in the shooting and 'how many different people fired.'" --

As per usual, r/Torontology is way ahead of the cops. 

But Justin & Company are still chasing my legal, registered firearms while the gangbangers run free.