I'd hate to see what happens...

...at the anti-social club...

Ardian Kaloshi, 46, who was known to police, was gunned down outside a social club on Donlands Ave., said Det.-Sgt. Mike Patterson. No suspects have been publicly identified. When police arrived, they found Kaloshi outside the club, suffering from “obvious” head injuries.

As there is an obvious "diversity" element involved here, that's all the information you will get from the mainstream media.

Here's another tidbit...

“It happens all the time, people come out the social club yelling and screaming,” said a local resident who didn’t want to be identified. "Not that long ago, two man came out of the social club and the one pulled a machete and started chasing the other.”

I'm gonna assume this wasn't a late night smoker for some "old boys" from Upper Canada College.

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UPDATE: Kaloshi, Kaloshi...

...that sounds so familiar...

There are references in the material to the various suspects using a café as a gathering place. There is nothing to suggest that this café was anything other than a social meeting place frequented by individuals from Albania and I draw no inference from attendances by the suspects at the café at various times.

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LAST WORD: Give us your poor, your tired...

...what the f@ck?!

A man wanted by the FBI and described by police as a "kingpin in the Albanian mafia" was arrested in Toronto.

Toronto police say the fugitive squad arrested Kujtim (Timmy) Lika through a joint investigation between city police and the Canada Border Services Agency.

Canada is indeed a "land of opportunity."

The going gets tough...

...the tough get borrowing...

A December 5th Finance Canada slide show projects weak annual growth of just 1.8 per cent on average until 2029, and cites full-time job losses of 1.9 per cent across Canada so far this calendar year.

Productivity is slowing, energy-sector investment is in sharp decline, and household indebtedness is at record levels.

Say, what is the interest on that first year 40 billion dollar loan Pierre-lite has signed all of our names to?

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RELATED: Look into my crystal-meth ball...

Vancouver is mulling a property-tax increase to help fund its fight against the drug-overdose crisis in the city.

What fight? All I see is "enabling."

All I know is...

...I'm not undressing in the same room as that thing...

"It's...it's a trap... no, no... it's a part..."

Dull and predictable...

True... not every party comes out splurting "royal jelly" all over the dais...

In the menagerie of projectiles...

...there are folk who say 9mm is just a friendly little puppy...I think it all depends on what you feed the beast.

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RELATED: Ask a Lame Dick, er... Duck

The Second Amendment also facilitated Islamic terrorists’ designs by supposedly making it easier for them to procure firearms, said Obama.

And...

"Seen in this light, Obama’s greatest regret is one of freedom’s clearest victories. The Second Amendment survived his presidency."

That's one for the people.

Justin, Justin... show us your tits!!!

Will the Liberals respect the will of the Pirates, errr... People?**********

FROM THE COMMENTS:

"Definitely sword fights. On YouTube."

Don't forget... Justin loves all of his Commoners equally! Let the Boy-King know what you think.

Hmmm... that's weird... I can't seem to load the website.

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FROM THE COMMENTS2:

"So mydemocracy.ca is brought to you by the same person that came up with the 'Vote Compass' tool that turned almost everyone into a Liberal for the CBC."

I thought this one smelled familiar.

An "about face" about face

Chancellor Angela Merkel said on Tuesday to party members that she was for a ban on the full-body veil wherever legally possible, receiving applause from her conservative CDU party.

“For us that means: show your face, therefore the full-body veil is not appropriate, it should be banned.”

Hmmm... a full 180... whatever could have happened to change Angela's mind?

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RELATED: Not so assimilated after all...

Maria Ladenburger, a medical student working voluntarily at an asylum centre, was found dead in German university city Freiburg.

A single strand of hair found at the crime scene led investigators to a 17-year-old Afghani who arrived in Germany last year as an unaccompanied minor. Police are trying to establish if he may also be responsible for the sex murder of another girl in the area.

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UPDATE: Surprise... it's not just the CBC...

Last week’s revelation that 19-year-old Maria Ladenburger – a medical student, migrant home volunteer, and daughter of a prominent European Union (EU) official – was attacked and killed by a recently-arrived 17-year-old migrant shocked the nation.

Despite having a budget of €6.5 billion (£5.5 billion) and 20,617 employees, the public broadcaster decided not to allocate resources to bringing the story to national attention.

Now, if the 17 year-old migrant had been a murder victim, instead of a murderer... would that story have been passed over?

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LAST WORD: Ask a German cop...

German police union chief Rainer Wendt has blamed the mass migration policies of German Chancellor Angela Merkel for the death of Maria Landenburger who was killed by an Afghani migrant.

Is this Ms Merkel's "Road to Damascus" moment?

Let the games begin

"Recently, there’s been an effort to make Cam Newton and Russell Wilson the black Joe Montana, thus proving that white people are Hitler. The trouble is the former is not very good and the latter has no interest in being anyone’s Sambo."

Here's a thought... maybe Dak Prescott, unlike Bruce Jenner, isn't looking to be a symbol. Maybe he just wants to be a top shelf, best of the best, professional American athlete.

And shouldn't that be his decision?

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RELATED: Just ask Professor Dreama Moon...

... no, seriously... that's her name.

Good Kill

I'll see your homicidal crazy person... and raise you a supersonic attitude adjustment...

"Authorities say a deputy got 'a clear shot' and killed the suspect as officers rescued an 8-year-old girl and a 6-year-old boy.

Sorry, Buttercup... there are people who deserve to go down.

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RELATED: Never in Canada, eh?

"Residents in Montreal's east-end are in shock after a woman waiting to pick up her daughter was shot dead during an overnight crime spree involving two carjackings, at least two shootings and three different police forces."

Remember... when seconds count... the cops are only minutes away.

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LAST WORD: Everyday Feminine Protection

I'm with Kellie Leitch...

According to the most recent data collected by Statistics Canada, more than 173,000 women in 2011 said they had been a victim of violence. The House of Commons Standing Committee on the Status of Women has been studying the issue of violence against women and girls.

That committee has been asked to consider some changes to the criminal code to recognized gender disparity when it comes to victims of violence.

Among the changes it may consider would be to recommend that a woman not be held to the same standards as any other person in the case of self-defence.

Or... we could enshrine the right to self defense for everyone in Canada.

Let's talk moderate, educated, westernised

I was gonna say, "well, this guy's no brain surgeon"... but, hey... what do I know?

Dr. Elana Fric Shamji, 40, was was found Thursday in Vaughan, Ont., north of Toronto. She died of strangulation and blunt force trauma. Friends told police Shamji had informed her husband she was divorcing him earlier in the week.

Wait for it... Toronto neurosurgeon Dr. Mohammed Shamji, 40, was arrested and charged with first-degree murder on Friday night at a coffee shop in Mississauga, Ont just west of Toronto.

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RELATED: Meanwhile, immoderate, uneducated...

The major review by Dame Louise Casey, the government’s community cohesion Tsar, will expose how some communities have created a parallel existence with their own separate housing estates, schools, and television channels.

The report will “send shock waves through the system”, a Whitehall source told The Times, adding: “It’s going to be quite hard reading for some people.”

Is this Canada's future?

Las Vegas Casinos shut down dice games...

...after vigilant Journalists expose "Baltimore Back Alley" cultural appropriation connection...

Toronto the Good

A man believed to be in his 20s was shot while riding a bike in broad daylight in the city’s west end Friday. The shooting happened just two blocks away from the pizza shop where 17-year-old Jarryl Hagley was fatally gunned down several weeks ago.

And speaking of the usual suspects, er... neighbourhood...

In the teaser they called it, "near Finch Avenue and Jane Street"... which, I suppose, is not to be confused with "Jane & Finch."

"Police were called to the area of Highway 400 and Finch Avenue West at around 3 a.m. for a reported stabbing. It is unclear where the stabbing took place and no suspect information has been released at this time."

Ah... you can just smell the reporting.

And...

Police have charged a 40-year-old Toronto man with first-degree murder after a woman’s body was discovered near a roadway in Kleinburg on Thursday afternoon.

A suspect identified as Mohammed Shamji, 40, of Toronto was arrested and charged on Friday.

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UPDATE: Dr. Elana Shamji id'd

Meanwhile, sources say Elana told several people on the street in conversations Monday that she “had filed divorce papers” and “was in good spirits” because she was “looking toward her new life.”

I guess we've got motive. I mean, it's not like you could just let her leave and sign up for a dating service, right?

Apparently an Ivy League education and some stupid Hippocratic Oath are a weak broth when up against "family honour."

But, but, but...

...think of the kids... and the chicks and ducklings...

“I could tell you things that no human should know about, what happens to mould when it grows on semen,” Kingston landlord Simon Andrew said. “It was a biohazard, it was a fire hazard, it was a health hazard.”

The family kept rabbits, chickens, pigeons and livestock — a goat, according to neighbours — inside the home, where they slept, ate and defecated.

But what should have been a slam dunk by the Landlord and Tenant Board to evict the trashy trio took a staggering six months.

Premier Kathleen's brave new Ontario... where every creature, regardless of species, is a Wynner. Unless you are a landlord.

No wonder Justin Trudeau is a big fan...

...of China's "basic dictatorship"...

Trudeau’s pledge of a new system was always kept carefully vague. The Liberals, he said, would introduce something better and more fair. No details were offered, nothing specific was proposed.

Even when pressed, Trudeau refused to identify a preferred alternative. All that would come later.

Except, of course, that it didn't. How poetic that the non-announcement was made by Canada's first Iranian born Cabinet Minister.

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UPDATE: Minister Monsef walks it back..

OTTAWA — The minister in charge of finding Canada a better electoral system issued an abject apology Friday to the MPs tasked with exploring her options after she misrepresented their work and accused them of shirking their duties on the floor of the House of Commons.

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FROM THE COMMENTS: Ya gets what ya pays for...

"What we're seeing here is the Chinese Communist Party buying and owning the Liberal Party of Canada. Does Trudeau think he can actually turn down oil exports to China? Trudeau was bought and paid for by the Tong. They own him."

I'm guessing Papa Fidel would be proud.

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LAST WORD: The trouble with "basic dictatorship"...

China’s Supreme Court on Friday exonerated a man who had been executed for murder in 1995, in a dramatic example of the inequities in the country’s legal system and the authorities’ halting attempts to come to grips with them.

In 2005, another man, Wang Shujin, confessed to murdering Ms. Kang. But it took Nie Shubin’s family 11 more years of campaigning to clear his name before the Supreme Court, controlled by the Communist Party, did so on Friday.

Maybe, Justin... you need some new friends.

I wonder if they're listening now

"These people used to be esoteric freaks on the fringes of society. Today they’re mainstream. Today the president cries as he presents them with the Medal of Freedom."

From POTUS to POPUS...

"Recently, returning from another World Youth Day in Kracow, Poland, the Pope made the fantastic and disturbing claim that 'Catholic violence' is just as much a problem as 'Islamic violence' — and this right after the brutal assassination of Father Jacques Hammel by Islamist terrorists in a church in northern France."

Capitalism, and the “god of money,” were the ultimate source of terrorism in the modern world.

Is the Vatican the ultimate safe space in this crazy new world?

That conniving, duplicitous Stephen Harp...

...wait a minute...

"Trudeau lied to us," Grand Chief Stewart Phillip of the Union of British Columbia Indian Chiefs said, tearing into the exact explanations that the prime minister would give 24 hours later as if he had read the PM’s talking points.

"It’s all another sleazy, pathetic, lame public relations act on the part of Trudeau."

Lied. Sleazy. Pathetic. These are not words Trudeau wanted to hear after he wrote in the mandate letters to his ministers that "no relationship is more important to me and to Canada than the one with Indigenous Peoples."

But, curiously, Oh Shirtless Wonder... it didn't stop you from wiping your arse on that very sacred thing.

Will this be Justin Trudeau's "Little Big Horn?"

Hollywood... one tough town

FROM THE COMMENTS:

"At least they still get to vote."

Oh, Margaret... you didn't...

Mind officially blown.

WELCOME SDA READERS:  And your comments...

"Sure, Castro was a torturer and murderer but look at what he did for cheap Canadian vacations."

Suddenly, that whole eulogy thing is a little less perplexing.

RELATED:   Forget about Justy and all those...

...whiny millennial college kids... let's ask an actual Cuban...

Now comes Azucar Ice Cream Company's sweet revenge. The Calle Ocho ice-cream shop has created a flavor to commemorate Castro's demise: Burn in Hell, Fidel!

Owner Suzy Battle says of the shop's latest addition: "This ice cream is specifically for Fidel's death. May he burn in Hell is the inspiration."

It features the shop's homemade chocolate ice cream, which is given a huge kick of cayenne.

I'm lovin' it.

It's all culturally relative, I guess

Apparently, according to Amazon, one man's "offensive"... is another man's "comic triumph"...

Silence of the BLMs

The PMO has not yet revealed whether Prime Minister Justin Trudeau will be penning Mr Gibson's eulogy...

Marcus Gibson, aka Ruckus, was one of two men charged with first-degree murder for the November 2014 shooting of Tariq Mohammed, 31, at Garden restaurant in Chinatown. Ceylon Carrington, Mr Gibson's co-accused in that killing was gunned down in Leslieville eight months ago.

A relative, Glenton Gibson, 23, was stabbed to death at a St. James Town apartment building in 2012. Another relative, Michael Teddy Gibson, aka Tyke is wanted for a deadly stabbing that occurred earlier this year, sources say.

Toronto professional journalists are still putting all these puzzle pieces together, but have boldly speculated that Marcus "may have had ties to street gangs."

Note that "professional" journalist Chris Doucette found the obligatory clueless "witness", Florence, who stated, "she didn’t know Gibson well but he was “kind” and “always smiling."

In other "Snitches get Stitches" news...

Another recent winner of Toronto's "SickSporty NineMillimeter" lottery is 17 year old Caheem "Clayshawn" Monteith aka Ramsuchit, gunned down in the oft-cryptically referenced "north-west" end of the city.

While no one at CBC will say why Mr Monteith/Ramsuchit was apparently very deliberately targeted, they were more than willing to roll out the trifecta of tragedy, the victim's "vibrant youth," basketball chops and "larger-than-life personality."

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LAST WORD: I smell Pulitzer

Six people have been arrested after shots were fired at an apartment building near Shuter and Sherbourne streets overnight.

Yeah, sorry... that's it. You want names, you have to go somewhere that's not Canada's national broadcaster.