WHEN SECONDS COUNT, THE COPS ARE ONLY 60 HOURS AWAY

RCMP ONCE AGAIN COVERING ITSELF WITH GLORY...

-- "Assistant Commissioner Rhonda Blackmore says in a video statement that the abandoned black Nissan Rogue was found Friday morning by officers during a ground search of an area near the hamlet of Crystal Springs, about 130 kilometres northeast of Saskatoon." --

AT LEAST, THIS TIME, THEY DIDN'T SHOOT UP A FIREHALL

"The Two RCMP officers, Constables Terry Brown and Dave Melanson, who shot at a civilian outside a firehall thinking he was the Nova Scotia mass killer were also ready — twice — to pounce on other officers on duty at the time as they frantically searched for the gunman dressed as a Mountie in 2020, a public inquiry heard Thursday."

ALL CULTURES ARE EQUAL... RIGHT?

-- "It was the stench of the penises packed in 16 sacks that tipped off customs officials at the Murtala Muhammed International Airport in the capital of Lagos." --

DIVERSITY, STRENGTH... YOU KNOW THE DRILL

-- "A mob pummeled, slashed and robbed a man in an unprovoked attack at the West Indian Day Parade on Labor Day, according to police and new video. It was an otherwise quiet year for the annual parade, which is typically plagued by violence." --

MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH

-- "Hamilton police have charged 22-year-old Yonis Mohamed in connection with a hate crime that targeted the Jewish community. In a separate news release on Friday, police asked for help identifying a suspect after multiple antisemitic graffiti were found in the area of Main Street West and Bay Street earlier this week." --

THE GUNS JUSTIN CAN'T SEEM TO FREEZE

-- "Police have made an arrest in connection with the fatal shooting of 22-year-old Nicole Mercer in Newmarket earlier this summer. Maitland Doran, 18, was arrested on Aug. 11 and charged with accessory after the fact to murder, as well as possession of a firearm and possession of a prohibited weapon." --

IT AIN'T ALL HIPPIES AND SUNSHINE

NO GUN... NO PROBLEM...

-- "A woman was beheaded by sword-wielding assailant Jose Solano Landaeta on a residential street in the Silicon Valley town of San Carlos, California, on Thursday in front of horrified onlookers." --

ALSO LOTUS LAND

-- "While $90,000 could be someone’s down payment on a house in the Bay Area, it could also buy an exclusive parking spot in San Francisco." --

THE RACIST SHITHOLE WHERE HE LIVES

-- "The accession of King Charles to the British throne has stirred renewed calls from politicians and activists for former colonies in the Caribbean to remove the monarch as their head of state and for Britain to pay slavery reparations." --

'COSPLAYING POVERTY'

-- "Five Ontario NDP MPPs trying to live for two weeks on a social assistance diet have come under fire by a former colleague for 'cosplaying poverty.'"

BUT THEY'LL TOSS IN WHATEVER GENDER YOU CHOOSE

-- "The Insurance Corporation of British Columbia told Glacier Media: 'We are willing to provide Mr. Smith with the services he requires, such as a photo driver’s licence, provided he presents himself for a photo without a Pastafarian head covering.'" --

THE NEW ENTREPRENEURS

BUT I THOUGHT 'TRUDOPE' SOLVED THE BLACKMARKET WEED PROBLEM...

-- "Police seized 615 kg of ground cannabis, 109 kg of refined cannabis, 6.5 kg of dried bud marihuana, 16.5 kg of butane cannabis oil, 9 kg of hash, 500 full-grown marijuana plants, and solvent extraction lab equipment." --

'TORONTO METROSEXUAL UNIVERSITY' GOES FULL 1984

CALL ME WHEN THE FIRST SHOVEL GOES IN THE GROUND...

-- "Through the Branded Materials Transition Project, people can submit their merchandise, apparel, stationery and keepsakes with the Ryerson name, including Rams apparel, to be 'transitioned' in a responsible way." --

FROM THE COMMENTS:

-- "The injection is working as intended. The WEF believes there are 7 Billion excess people that need to disappear. The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation for Population Control." --

CHUCKIE BUGGERLUGS GETS HIS FIRST REAL JOB

THE ONLY THING MISSING IS THE FLYING DRAGONS...

-- "Born April 21, 1926, at her maternal grandfather's London home and named Elizabeth Alexandra Mary, the future queen was educated privately at home, along with her younger sister, Margaret Rose. Even as a child, she was considered sensible and well-behaved." --

THEODORE TUGBOAT COMES OUT AS FRILLY DRAGONBOAT

-- "Children’s TV show Thomas & Friends is introducing its first autistic character, created in collaboration with autistic writers and organisations. 'So much care and thought went into the development of his character, and we can’t wait for audiences to meet and love Bruno as much as we do.'" --

But wait... there's more.

BLM TENNESSEE WAS APPARENTLY UNAVAILABLE FOR COMMENT

-- "Ezekiel Kelly, 19, a lunatic who was shooting people in random attacks across Memphis Wednesday night while livestreaming the violence on Facebook has been apprehended." --

IF IT ONLY SAVES ONE LIFE

YOU DO THE CRIME... YOU SERVE THE ENTIRE TIME...

-- "At 38, Cleotha Henderson has spent more than half of his life in a Tennessee prison. If he had not been released early, he would have been behind bars on the day police allege he abducted and killed a Memphis mother of two named Eliza Fletcher as she ran her morning jogging route." --

DIVERSITY, STRENGTH... YOU KNOW THE DRILL

-- The officer approached the vehicle and observed Jasvinder Atwal, 44, of Brampton and Navtej Singh, 30, of North York, sleeping inside. Once awaken, the suspects attempt to flee, striking a police cruiser." --

But wait... there's more...

-- "Sukiran Sirtharan, 23, of Burlington has been arrested and charged after allegedly committing sexual offences near a local secondary school." --

And...

-- "On Wednesday, police said that the three suspects had surrendered at 14 Division. They have been identified as 20-year-old Arshveer Bath, 23-year-old Sukhpreet Singh and 24-year-old Narinderpal Aulakh." --

ANTIFA PORTLAND RACKING UP THE BODYCOUNT

-- "In addition to the elderly man who appeared to be shot, two participants of the deadly street takeover near the Expo Center were also injured by gunfire, leading to the death of 20-year-old Cameron Taylor." --

WHEN SECONDS COUNT, THE POLICE ARE ONLY FOUR DAYS AWAY

WHY EXACTLY WAS THIS SAVAGE SET FREE TO ROAM THE STREETS?

-- "RCMP say Myles Sanderson, the surviving suspect in a stabbing rampage in Saskatchewan has been arrested near Rosthern, Sask., at about 3:30 p.m. CST Wednesday. Authorities had been searching for Sanderson, 32, since Sunday." --

JUST DESSERTS UPDATE:

-- "Global News has learned from multiple police sources that Myles Sanderson died shortly after he was arrested near Rosthern, Sask. He is believed to have died from self-inflicted injuries." --

DON'T GET TOO COMFORTABLE, BRUH!

-- "Edmonton police are requesting all residents, pedestrians and motorists avoid the area of NW (Homesteader neighborhood) or shelter in place if possible, as there is a male suspect in the area with an edged weapon. Police say one person is already dead and two others are wounded." --

EDMONTON STABBER UPDATE:

-- "Clarence Lawrence, 25, was taken into custody today just before 6 p.m. local time." --

SO, YET AGAIN... NOT ISLAMOPHOBIA AFTER ALL

THE GUNS THAT JUSTIN JUST CAN'T SEEM TO FREEZE...

-- "A man has been charged with attempted murder in a Scarborough drive-by shooting that left five Muslim men injured after they attended midnight prayers back in April. On Sept. 5, police said they located Toronto resident Muhammad Ashan Naseer, 20, in the area of Plantain Way and Flycatcher Avenue. At the time of his arrest, police said Naseer had a loaded firearm in his waistband." --

And the Toronto cops knew it right from the start.  

IF IT WASN'T FOR FAKE HATE CRIMES...

-- "Given the totality of the circumstances, it seems the University of South Carolina rushed to appease the loudest voices of the far-Left by 'canceling' BYU, both literally and figuratively, without respect for the truth." --

TORONTO: THE NEW NORMAL

-- "Parts of the northbound Don Valley Parkway at Highway 401 and southbound Highway 404 at Highway 401 in Toronto were closed early this afternoon as police investigated an alleged 'road rage shooting incident.'" --

AND THEN, THERE WAS THE FAILED GRENADE AMNESTY

Gang shootings have escalated and spread across Sweden in recent years, becoming the worst in Europe. The Swedish government is struggling to contain the war-like violence topping voters concerns ahead of Sunday's general election.

AND WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T PARK 'EM INSIDE

-- "Several electric vehicle makers have announced recalls of their newest cars. Ford and Rivian are both undergoing fresh recalls, but they have quite a ways to go before they catch up to Tesla, which has issued 13 recalls impacting 2.3 million vehicles." --

From the comments...

-- "Igor throw the switch and see if it works." --

APPARENTLY PRESIDENT GRANDAD IS ALL IN

-- "Biden’s Energy Secretary when asked if she likes the idea of banning the sales of gas-powered vehicles: 'Yeah, I do.'" --

OH CANADA

-- "RCMP have released the names and photos of the 10 people killed in a Labour Day weekend stabbing rampage in Saskatchewan. The hunt for 32-year-old suspect Myles Sanderson is entering its fourth day." --

WHY DOES JUSTIN WANT MY LEGAL, REGISTERED FIREARMS

-- A rich kid with the run of his Dragon uncle’s Caledon estate. A prohibited military machine gun. Incompatible Russian ammunition. Cocaine. And two best friends fooling around." --

DIVERSITY, STRENGTH... YOU KNOW THE DRILL

NO GUN... NO PROBLEM...

-- "York Regional Police have issued an arrest warrant for Zakria Mousa, 35, for attempted murder following a life-threatening stabbing of a woman with late Saturday afternoon." --

But wait... there's more...

-- "A man is in hospital after he was stabbed in the abdomen at St. Clair and Lansdowne avenues at around 5:05 p.m. on Tuesday. Officers have not released any suspect information." --

How many is a spate, anyway?

-- "Toronto police are investigating A SPATE OF CARJACKING INCIDENTS which occurred over the long weekend, including one incident which saw a suspect flag down a cab, only to allegedly threaten the driver with a knife before making off in his vehicle." --

UPDATE2: TORONTO HOMICIDE #32/2022

-- "Norbert Budai, 38, the estranged husband of a Toronto mother who died from 'severe burns' earlier this year has been formally charged with first-degree murder in connection with her death." --

PRESIDENT HOUSEPLANT AT IT AGAIN

-- "During the campaign that year, campaign advisers had 'gently reminded' Biden that he never marched during the civil rights movement. The New York Times reported in 2019. He continued to retell the story anyway." --

TIME TRAVEL WITH ME

-- "Fox News reporter Peter Doocy confronted White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre with her own past tweets denying election results Tuesday, asking her whether it was as 'extreme' to do so in 2016 as it was in 2020." --

NEVER A GUILLOTINE AROUND WHEN YOU NEED ONE

-- "In all, 86 people were killed, including 10 children and teenagers. Another 300 were injured. Among the victims, children who had been allowed to stay up late to watch the fireworks; foreign students enjoying a summer in France; and local families decimated as the truck tore through the crowds." --

THE 'GREAT RESET' IS PROCEEDING APACE

GAME OF 'EPIDERMIS & VAGINA'...

-- "Given Westminster pundits seem confident about Truss’s senior government picks, the prediction by The Times would represent a massive demographic shift for ethnic representation in the most senior positions in British political life." --

MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH

-- "One session from the 2021 conference was called 'Decolonizing Our Minds: Amplifying BIPOC Cultures to Inspire Responsible Action.'" --

PAROLED ABORIGINAL SPREE KILLER HAS 59 CRIMINAL CONVICTIONS

APPARENTLY THE FIRST FIVE DOZEN CRIMES ARE DEDUCTIBLE...

-- “It is the Board’s opinion that you will not present an undue risk to society if released on statutory release and that your release will contribute to the protection of society by facilitating your reintegration into society as a law-abiding citizen.” --

NEVER LET A CRISIS GO TO WASTE

The James Smith Cree Nation and sister First Nation communities are asking for food and monetary donations in the wake of the mass stabbing. Donations for the Cree Nation can be delivered to the Bernard Constant Community School gymnasium."

UPDATE3: TORONTO HOMICIDE #41/2022

REMEMBER 'PETERBOROUGH MAN?'...

-- "In a news release issued on Tuesday, police said that 31-year-old Yahya Diblawe, of Peterborough, has been taken into custody and charged with one count of second-degree murder and one count of attempted murder." --

THE GUNS JUSTIN CAN'T SEEM TO FREEZE

In February, Toronto Police Deputy Chief Myron Demkiw testified to a House of Commons committee that the guns on Toronto streets were not domestically sourced. 'Our problem in Toronto is handguns from the United States,' he said.

So why is Justin going after my legal, registered firearms?

LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCY OR POLITICAL TOOL?

-- "How many spree killings does it take for the RCMP to be frank, honest and timely in telling people what’s going on? Unfortunately, it’s at least three." --

NINE MEALS FROM ANARCHY, BABYCAKES!

-- "California officials declared an 'Energy Emergency Alert' on Monday as the state ran out of power supplies and was forced to activate four backup plants powered by natural gas. Rolling blackouts, thought to be a Third World phenomenon, are a possibility in California due to the state’s rush to renewable energy sources like solar and wind power, " --

GUESS WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER!

-- "With few options left, the coal miners worked with the driver to push the vehicle up the road to the mine where the traveler could recharge his car." --

JUSTIN FREEZES MY LEGAL REGISTERED GUNS... AND WHAT HAPPENS?

ABSOLUTELY SWEET F@CK ALL...

-- "This shooting was done right in front of police officers doing enforcement on the property. It was police officers who called paramedics and tended to the victims. Even with officers in the parking lot, and just 200 metres from 12 Division, gunmen are so unafraid of justice they seem to believe they can do anything they want." --

FOOD FOR THOUGHT...

Remember how Justin Trudeau said just recently, “There is no right to self-defense in Canada?”

What will the narrative be if it turns out the aboriginal spree killers in Saskatchewan were turned away by a person with a firearm?

Conspicuously, no word yet on cause of death for the late Stabby McStabface and the cops won’t say why they think the other was injured.

So… what if this demented, homicidal duo was stopped by a ‘good guy with a gun?’

Just sayin’.

RESISTANCE IS NOT FUTILE

-- "An Iowa family who lost their daughter Ciara Gilliam to a fentanyl overdose is offering $50,000 to the person who can provide the name, address and phone number of the dealer who was responsible for selling Ciara the drugs, no questions asked." --

ONE DOWN... ONE TO GO...

SOUNDS LIKE ONE OF HIS VICTIMS GOT A PIECE OF HIM...

WELDON, Sask -- "RCMP say the body of Damien Sanderson, 31, one of two suspects (APPARENTLY BROTHERS) in a deadly stabbing rampage in Saskatchewan, was discovered outdoors in a grassy area on the James Smith Cree Nation. Police say he had visible injuries that were not self-inflicted." --

UPDATE:

There's an unconfirmed social media report, one victim didn't go down without a fight.

ASK PRIME MINISTER 'HEARTS AND MINDS'

-- "'This kind of violence has no place in our country,' says Trudeau." --

Also PM Blackface...

-- "There is no right to self defense in Canada!" --

GET ME A SOCIAL WORKER STAT!

-- "James Smith Cree Nation resident Darryl Burns and his brother, Ivor Wayne Burns, said their sister, Gloria Lydia Burns, was a first responder who was killed while trying responding to a call. Burns said his 62-year-old sister was on a crisis response team." --

Forget about the RCMP & Justin's lapdog media... here's what the killers actually look like at the moment.  

LOOK WHO THE PAROLE BOARD IS PUTTING BACK ON THE STREET

-- "His parole records recount almost two decades of crime, as well as drug and alcohol abuse, and associations with gang members, pimps and drug dealers." --

Why did they let this predator out of the cage?

NO WORD YET ON JUSTIN FREEZING ALL TOYOTA CAMRYS

-- "Durham Regional Police say 37-year-old Cory Fisher of Clarington has been charged with dangerous operation of a conveyance causing bodily harm, aggravated assault, assault with a weapon and failing to comply with probation after he ran overr another man with a vehicle following an argument." --

SO MUCH FOR THAT 'RELENTLESS MANHUNT' ARGLE-BARGLE

IT'S GABRIEL WORTMAN ALL OVER AGAIN

-- "Saskatoon police confirm that they've been searching for James Smith Cree Nation suspect Myles Sanderson since May. Sanderson had been serving a nearly five-year federal sentence for assault, robbery, mischief and uttering threats. He made parole, and then disappeared." --

THAT'S NOT WHAT THE RCMP SAID THE OTHER DAY

-- “At this point we’re still in the initial stages of the investigation and determining that information.” --

THE NATIVES ARE INDEED RESTLESS

WITCHEKAN LAKE FIRST NATION -- "Saskatchewan RCMP have issued a provincewide alert for several armed suspects on a First Nation northwest of Saskatoon after reports of a shooting. The shooting is not believed to be connected to Sunday's deadly stabbing rampage on the James Smith Cree Nation." --

THE 'GREAT RESET' IS PROCEEDING APACE

-- "Elite medical schools are deliberately recruiting woke activists, jeopardizing their mission of training physicians. Nearly three-quarters of these institutions — and 80% of the top 10 — ask applicants about their views on diversity, equity, inclusion, anti-racism and other politicized concepts. The clear goal is to find the students who will best advance divisive ideology, not provide the best care to patients." --

WE ARE ALL TORONTONIANS NOW

-- "A man was killed Sunday morning on Holland Street West in the Town of Bradford in West Gwillimbury after trying to help a young female who was involved in an altercation, South Simcoe Police say." --

ANOTHER 'REVERED CANADIAN' ARTISTE MURDERED IN HALIFAX SAYS CBC

THE MUSIC THAT SOOTHES MEN'S SOULS...

-- "Nova Scotia battle rapper Pat Stay was the victim of a fatal stabbing in downtown Halifax early Sunday. Stay was 'REVERED FOR HIS WORK IN RAP BATTLES,​' where two rappers confront each other in front of an audience using a mixture of boasts, insults and rhymes." --

Hey, Reverend Pat... how's that workin' out for ya?

NOT JUST FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES

THERE'S A REAL THREAT OUT THERE, FOLKS!

-- "In a few weeks, Nasa controllers will deliberately crash their $330m Dart robot spacecraft into an asteroid. The half-tonne probe will be travelling at more than four miles a second when it strikes its target, Dimorphos, and will be destroyed." --

MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH

-- "Lisa Cormier, a PEI school teacher has made the discovery of a lifetime in Cape Egmont after stumbling upon a fossil that could be 300 million years old." --

RELIGION OF... WHAT THE FUCKIN' WHAT!

-- "Ahmad Fathi Ameirah, 29, killed Amani Abdul-Karim al-Gazzar in Tukh Tanbisha village after she and her family rejected his proposal to get engaged to her. Al-Gazzar’s death comes after a series of crimes against Egyptian women." --

Think it couldn't happen here in Canada?  

Well, you'd be wrong.

Dead wrong.

IN OTHER 'NOBLE SAVAGES' NEWS

PRIME MINISTER TWITTER SENDS HIS 'THOUGHTS & PRAYERS'...

-- "The killings took place on an Indigenous reservation and in a nearby village in Saskatchewan. In a post on Twitter, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau called the attacks in Saskatchewan 'horrific and heartbreaking.'" --

WHEN SECONDS COUNT THE RCMP IS ONLY 13 AND A HALF HOURS AWAY

-- "RCMP officers who responded to the 2020 Nova Scotia mass shooting are being linked to the alleged mishandling of a 2017 murder case that is under federal review." --

NOT THE FIRST SPREE KILLING ON THE REZ

-- "Shawn Moostoos, 33, is charged with first-degree murder for killing two people and injuring a third in a shooting on the James Smith Cree Nation will remain in custody until his next court appearance." --

AND THERE'S THIS...

Melfort RCMP arrested John Wayne Sanderson, 44, in the James Smith Cree Nation on Tuesday in connection with the disappearance of Megan Gallagher in Saskatoon almost two years ago."

BIDEN DOUBLES DOWN... TARGETS '70 MILLION ENEMIES OF THE PEOPLE'

THE WHITEHOUSE IS FOMENTING CIVIL WAR 2.0...

-- “'MAGA Republicans do not respect the constitution,' Biden said Sunday. 'They do not believe in the rule of law, they do not believe in the rule of law, they DO NOT RECOGNIZE THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE.'” --

AS PER USUAL, THE BABYLONBEE NAILS IT

-- "In a unifying speech last night, President Joe Biden announced new measures against groups that threaten the nation's foundations. Biden explained that effective immediately, all unwanted groups will be moved to camps." --

ZUCKERBERG, BEZOS & GATES HAVE COVERED THEIR ASSES

-- "Tech billionaires are buying up luxurious bunkers and hiring military security to survive a societal collapse they helped create." --

THE COUNTRY THAT USED TO BE FRANCE

-- "Football star Paul Pogba has allegedly been blackmailed by a group for as much as 13 million euros - who accuse him of attempts to cast spells, potentially a serious accusation in France, as surveys claim as many as 40 per cent of under-35s there now believe in witchcraft. While Pogba has admitted to hiring a witch doctor in the past, he has denied casting spells on fellow players." --

APPARENTLY THE FIRST KIDNAPPING IS DEDUCTIBLE

-- "Missing Memphis teacher Eliza Fletcher was forced into a black SUV in a 'violent' manner — and a pair of sandals left at the scene helped cops locate Cleotha Abston, her alleged abductor. Abston, 38, is a previously convicted kidnapper. Abston would not tell authorities where Fletcher is." --

UPDATE:   Body found... it's over

THE GUNS JUSTIN CAN'T SEEM TO FREEZE

-- "Two men – ages 38 and 25 – were shot inside 2020 Restaurant and Lounge in the plaza, York Regional Police said. There is no information so far about possible suspects." --

But wait, there's more...

-- "A man was transported to hospital after being found with a gunshot wound outside a Mississauga nightclub overnight." --

FROM THE COMMENTS:

-- "How does a teenager have an enemy? You’ve barely lived and you already have enemies serious enough to kill?" --

SMELL THE 'PROFESSIONAL' JOURNALISM

-- "CNN is facing questions from critics after the network was busted altering the lighting for President Biden’s Thursday address, softening the blood-red hues to calmer shades of pink." --

DIVERSITY, STRENGTH... YOU KNOW THE DRILL

-- "Van Phu Bui, a convicted sex offender accused of putting a New York City man in a coma with a vicious sucker punch says he blacked out during the attack. Bui, a homeless Vietnamese refugee, claimed. 'I’m not a violent person. I’m not like that. I wouldn’t do it again.'" --

MEANWHILE IN OTHER THIRD WORLD RULES NEWS....

TORONTO -- "Bachu Mathew is facing seven charges following a pair of hit-and-run incidents, including failing to stop at the scene of an accident causing bodily harm, dangerous operation of a vehicle, and failing or refusing to comply with a breathalyzer request." --

MUCH LIKE PROFESSIONAL BASKETBALL... PIMPING IS...

...A BIT OF A MONOCULTURE...

-- "Gentles has been charged with Trafficking in Persons, Material Benefit resulting from trafficking in persons, Material benefit from sex services... etc, etc, etc..." --

NO GUN... NO PROBLEM...

The stabber? Well, that's none of your business...

-- "Ottawa paramedics said a woman was taken to a hospital trauma centre in stable condition after being stabbed at the busy intersection of Bank and MacLaren streets  at 3PM on Friday." --

LIBERALS IGNORE CRIMINALS... GO AFTER 'LOW HANGING' FRUIT

-- "'Legal gun owners go through rigorous processes to be vetted to own a firearm. Legitimate gun owners, whether they’re handgun or long-rifle, are probably amongst your most law-abiding citizens in the country. They’re not the problem,' said Scott Blandford, assistant professor and program coordinator for policing and public safety at Wilfrid Laurier University who served for three decades as a cop." --

NO GUN... NO PROBLEM...

-- "Justin Smith, 39, says he is lucky to be alive after a driver followed him home and ran him over in an alleged road rage incident near Kipling and Dixon roads on Aug. 26 in Etobicoke last week." --

AND THAT'S ALL YOU GET TO KNOW

-- "A man drove his car into two people on Friday evening in Old Montreal after a conflict. The suspect has been arrested." --

His name? Don't be silly.

UPDATE2: TORONTO HOMICIDE #41/2022

-- "Yahya Daud Diblawe, a 31-year-old Peterborough man is wanted for second-degree murder in connection with the murder of Gidid Mohamed at a hookah lounge in Toronto last month, police say." --

You remember ol' Gidid... right?

JUST SPITBALLIN' HERE, BUT ALL CULTURES ARE NOT EQUAL

-- "London police are calling for the tradition of the city’s annual Notting Hill carnival to end after this year’s festival saw large numbers of stabbings, assaults, and one murder." --

MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH

-- "Justin Jones, 41, has been charged in a bloodthirsty rampage at a Florida trailer park, accused of fatally bludgeoning his wife and stepson and raping a witness." --

BIDEN NUREMBERG MOMENT BACKFIRES BADLY

-- The President’s comments were in answer to a question from Fox News’ Peter Doocy who asked if Biden considered all Trump supporters to be a threat to the country less than a day after he blasted 'MAGA Republicans' in a speech Thursday." --

MEANWHILE ACTUAL CRIME SPIRALING OUT OF CONTROL

-- "Dozens of calls this year to report aggravated rapes to New Orleans police were reclassified from 'emergencies' to a less urgent status, leaving some survivors waiting hours for officers from an overstretched and understaffed department." --

THE 'GREAT RESET' IS PROCEEDING APACE

-- "'There was an expectation that because he’s Black he should have been saying and doing certain things — because in Bell’s mind he was checking this token box, and when they realized they weren’t getting the kind of Black man they wanted, that’s when he was out the door.'" --

ONE GIGANTIC MILGRAM EXPERIMENT

THERE WILL BE A GENERATIONAL IMPACT...

 

-- "The test scores indicate a learning deficit that could resonate for years and weigh on economic output. Scientists compare the shadow cast by the pandemic to the lifelong imprint left on the children of the Great Depression." --

NOT A FRED OR A BOB TO BE SEEN

-- "York regional police say they’re on the hunt for three suspects after an attempted carjacking in Markham early Thursday morning. 'A male suspect approached his vehicle with an unknown weapon, demanding the car,' police said in a release. The suspect is described as a Black male, 20 to 30 years old with a slim build. He was wearing a black T-shirt and black pants." --

Don't you worry though... Justin's got your back!

FROM THE COMMENTS:

-- "Why am I thinking of the Imperial Theme from 'Star Wars?'" --

DIVIDIN' BIDEN IS AT IT AGAIN!

-- "In the highly partisan speech, Biden railed against MAGA America like there was no tomorrow — he used the words 'MAGA Republicans' 11 times in the first 12 minutes. Some of the most-used words in the speech were: violence, darkness, threat, and politics." --

QOTD:   "A terrible President and an even worse man."

And, as usual... the Bee nails it.

JUSTIN TRUDEAU'S POST-NATIONAL STATE - NO IRISH NEED APPLY

WONDER IF THERE'S A 'VAGINA' BONUS...

-- "Access to Information records say the Privy Council spent close to $178,000 searching for Black and Indigenous appointees as Deputy Ministers. Corporate talent spotters wrote that of a list of 70 only 'two individuals in the inventory are to be considered for appointment.'" --

THE USUAL, WELL... YOU KNOW

SORRY WOKIES... IT AIN'T THE GUNS THAT NEED CONTROLLING...

-- "Court documents shed more light into a downtown Indianapolis shooting that killed 26-year-old Dutch soldier Simmie Poetsema and led to charges against 22-year-old Shamar Duncan." --

MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH...

CALGARY -- "A second-degree murder charge has been laid against Filimon Asmelash Asfiha, 34, for the fatal shooting of Temesgen Tesfatsion at the Ambassador Restaurant and Bar on Aug. 21." --

CASE CLOSED

-- "Tamani Crum, 19, the woman who got decked by an NYPD detective during a fracas in Harlem shoved and slapped the cop before he slugged her in the face, according to a compilation of bodycam recordings released by the department Thursday. 'When you assault a New York City Detective in order to interfere with an arrest of a man armed with a gun there are repercussions,' the NYPD Detectives’ Endowment Association said." --

ANY TALK OF DRUGS OR ALCOHOL WOULD SPOIL THE SOPPY NARRATIVE

IT'S NOT NEWS ANYMORE... IT'S SHAKESPEARE ON STEROIDS...

--- "Police have stayed tight-lipped on details related to the crash, only saying that their investigation will 'take time' to complete." --

I care less about the decedent's sunny smiles and aspirations than the actual cause of the accident. 

Was this negligence by the local government or was the driver too pissed to see straight?

RESISTANCE IS NOT FUTILE

BEHOLD THE SAINTED 'WAGES OF WOKE'...

-- "The moral of the story here is that falsely accusing someone (or some institution) of racism can still cost you dearly even if you’re a very woke college used to stuffing the curriculum with such material. Hopefully other colleges are getting the message." --

THE WORM IS STARTING TO TURN

-- "A retired Kansas teacher won $95,000 in a lawsuit against the Geary County school district after administrators attempted to force her to deceive parents about their student's gender identity." --

I'M FROM THE GOVERNMENT, I'M HERE TO SAVE YOU

NEXT UP... MANDATORY AFTERNOON NAPS...

-- "Newfoundlanders and Labradorians are the greatest consumers of sugary beverages in the country. Starting Sept. 1, anyone who buys sugar-sweetened beverages including energy drinks, iced teas and pop will pay an extra 20 cents per litre in sales tax." --

I'M SURE IT'S NOTHING

-- "Ravil Maganov, the head of Russia’s second-largest oil producer, who criticised Moscow’s invasion of Ukraine, has died after falling out of a hospital window. He is the second top Lukoil executive to die in mysterious circumstances in recent months." --

PROMISES, PROMISES

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-- "Winnipeg mayoral candidate Rick Shone had his bicycle stolen less than 90 minutes after announcing a cycling-infrastructure plan that included plans to reduce bike theft. 'I feel so stupid," Shone said Wednesday afternoon. "I was inside for two minutes. I got distracted by a question.'" --

THE GUNS JUSTIN CAN'T SEEM TO FREEZE

-- "One of the men being sought by police in connection with an armed carjacking in Etobicoke last June has been identified as as 18-year-old Hamzah Hussein of Toronto. Police have not identified the second man." --

And just down the road...

-- "Two more suspects have been arrested in connection with the violent abduction of a Hamilton man and murder of his son that happened almost a year ago." --

ANOTHER GLADUE HEARING... THAT SOUNDS SO FAMILIAR

BRANTFORD -- "'Fentanyl has turned downtown Brantford into something out of a TV horror series,' says Ontario Court Justice Gethin Edward." --