18 September 2025
DIVERSITY, STRENGTH... THEY'RE STILL WORKING OUT ALL THE KINKS...

-- "Zachary Boyce, 22, of no fixed address, Jacoby Montegue, 21, of Toronto, and Jaykell Watson, 22, of Ajax, have all been charged with robbery with a firearm, disguise with intent, possession of a loaded prohibited firearm and possession of property obtained by crime." --No, you busybody... you don't get to know his name.
MAN... YOU GET CAUGHT SMUGGLING MILLIONS OF DOLLARS OF COCAINE, JUST ONE TIME...

-- "During a sentencing hearing held Tuesday in Sarnia, Chander Sidhar’s lawyer, Jimmy Malhi, who asked for nine years, pointed out his client has worked hard for 30-plus years since moving to Canada from India. The 57-year-old paid his taxes while working in grocery stores or driving a taxi or a truck and has contributed to society." --
17 September 2025
WHO LIVES IN THAT NEIGHBO... OH, RIGHT...

-- "Toronto Police have released an image of a suspect wanted in connection with an unprovoked stabbing on Weston Road north of Lawrence Avenue in the city’s Weston neighbourhood Wednesday morning." --And...
-- "Morley faces six additional firearms-related offences, including possession of a restricted firearm with ammunition. The charges have not been tested in court." --
THE USUAL, WELL... YOU KNOW... KIRPAN EDITION...

-- "Simranjeet Singh, 22, and Parteek Ehitaan, 20, are facing charges after a man was STABBED IN THE THROAT after arranging to sell his Dodge Challenger on Facebook Marketplace in Brampton. The seller was taken to a trauma centre for treatment." --
Sadly, only certain people are allowed to carry concealed weapons in Mark Carney's Canada.
CALL ME WACKY... BUT, HOW ABOUT WE JUST TRAIN MORE DOCTORS?

-- "Ontario residents could soon get prescriptions for 14 more health issues from a pharmacist, rather than a family doctor, under new regulations proposed by the province. The province would also expand the authority of optometrists, psychologists and physiotherapists, according to a government news release Wednesday." --
Just spitballin' here... but wouldn't watchmakers make great heart surgeons?
How about finish carpenters doing knee surgery?
JOHN HINCKLEY WAS APPARENTLY UNAVAILABLE FOR COMMENT...

-- "That's not the Tyler Robinson Matt Gutman of ABC News wants you to see. Gutman sees nothing more than a star-crossed lover who was defending his girlfriend (who, in reality, is his boyfriend) in an act to express his undying love." --I'm so old I remember actual journalism...
-- "The left's lapdogs in the media, like ABC, initially tried to label Robinson as a 'MAGA Republican,' a narrative that has collapsed as evidence in the case has come to light." --And there's this.
ASK AN AYATOLLAH...

-- “Allah did not create man so that he could have fun. The aim of creation was for mankind to be put to the test through hardship and prayer. An Islamic regime must be serious in every field. There are no jokes in Islam. There is no humor in Islam. There is no fun in Islam. There can be no fun and joy in whatever is serious.” --
APPARENTLY, THE ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF DEARBORNISTAN IS BACK IN THE NEWS...

-- "Dearborn Mayor Abdullah H. Hammoud responded, 'The best suggestion I have for you is to not drive on Warren Avenue or to close your eyes while you’re doing it.' He went further, accusing Barham of being 'a bigot, and you are racist, and you’re an Islamophobe.'It gets better, by which I mean worse...
-- "'Although you live here, I want you to know as mayor, you are not welcome here. And the day you move out of the city will be the day that I launch a parade celebrating the fact that you moved out of this city.'" --NOTA BENE: What did Mr Barham actually say?
-- "'It seems very provocative to have those signs up there,' Barham said. 'It's almost like ... naming a street, Hezbollah Street or Hamas Street.'" --
16 September 2025
UPDATE: TORONTO HOMICIDE #32/2025... THE MUSIC THAT SOOTHES MEN'S SOULS...

-- "Police have identified Shakur Clarke-Johnson Sargeant, 23, (aka YTN Paco), as the victim of a killing in Scarborough on Monday evening. ' I do have information that he had a rap persona,' said Det.-Sgt. Phil Campbell. Police did not provide details about the suspects " --Apparently, a 'rap persona' is not as useful as a kevlar vest.
ALWAYS THE GUYS WITH THE WAY-COOL NAMES...

-- "Durham Regional Police have arrested Mahiban Perinbanathan, 33, of Bradford in connection with a mid-August shooting in Pickering that sent two people to the hospital with serious injuries." --And...
-- "Peel Regional Police say they arrested Nahom Teklahaymanot, 24, outside of the Brampton residence." --
I'M SO OLD, I REMEMBER PRE-CARJACKING CANADA...

-- "Jonathon Da Silva-Smith, 30, Cammie Gibbs, 19, and Michael Mitov, 20, are facing multiple charges after a violent carjacking in Oshawa over the weekend that left a man injured and sparked a police pursuit ending in a field. Police say this marks the third violent carjacking in Durham Region in two weeks." --And... the Wild, Wild East...
-- "Wexford Collegiate School for the Arts in Scarborough is currently under lockdown after a gun was seen at the school, Toronto Police say." --
CIVIL WAR 2.0... IT'S COMING...


-- "Hit lists have begun to appear on social media, as bloodthirsty leftists indulge their fantasies about which of their designated enemies they would like to see murdered next. And the people who are openly displaying their bloodlust in this way think all the while that they occupy the moral high ground." --
TORONTO HOMICIDE #32/2025... GALLOWAY BOYS BACK AT IT?

-- "Toronto Police say one male has been killed in a shooting at Kingston and Galloway roads in Scarborough Monday night. Police have not released a suspect description." --
Keep an eye on Torontology subReddit for updates.
But, wait... there's more...
-- "Peel Regional Police say Husandeep Singh, 20, Gurdeep Shergill, 26, and Gurpreet Singh, 23, have been arrested in connection with two shooting incidents in Brampton this summer, following a multi-jurisdictional investigation that spanned three provinces." --And...
-- "Homicide detectives have been called in to investigate the death of a woman in the Farrow Avenue and Highway 2 area in Newcastle on Tuesday morning." --
15 September 2025
WHY TRUMP WAS ELECTED: REASON #5471


-- "'This morning, on my Orders, U.S. Military Forces conducted a SECOND Kinetic Strike against positively identified, extraordinarily violent drug trafficking cartels and narcoterrorists in international waters in the SOUTHCOM area of responsibility,' Trump wrote on social media." --
And guess who doesn't get to live in America anymore.
And another one here.
NEVER A GALLOWS AROUND WHEN YOU REALLY, REALLY NEED ONE...

LONDON -- "British aristocrat Constance Marten, 38, and her boyfriend Mark Gordon, 51, a convicted sex offender, were sentenced to 14 years in prison on Monday for killing their newborn daughter while on the run from authorities." --NOBODY SAW THIS COMING?
-- "Marten secretly gave birth to Victoria after the couple’s other four children were taken by courts because they were at risk of harm." --In other child-killing news...
WHY CAN'T THE RACIST COLONIAL WESTERN WORLD BE MORE LIKE AFRICA?

-- "A court in Zambia has sentenced Leonard Phiri and Mozambican Jasten Mabulesse Candunde to two years in prison for attempting to use witchcraft to kill President Hakainde Hichilema. The two men were convicted under the Witchcraft Act after being arrested in December with charms in their possession, including a live chameleon." --
I DON'T REMEMBER CONSERVATIVES CELEBRATING THE DEATH OF GEORGE FLOYD...


-- "The UK punk rappers under investigation for chanting 'death to the IDF' have sparked fresh disgust by publicly calling assassinated conservative Charlie Kirk a 'piece of shit whose pronouns are now was/were.' Bobby Vylan was also asked the sold-out crowd if there were 'any snipers in the room' before launching into the disturbing tirade." --
The duo’s next gig — at the 013 venue in Tilburg, Netherlands, on Tuesday — was canceled.
UPDATE: Bobby Vylan visa is withdrawn
Time to hold the Democrats feet to the fire...
-- "Ten solid years of this by these monsters and their handmaidens in the media. It cost a father his life, but it will cost them their future. We have crossed the Rubicon." --
THE USUAL, WELL... YOU KNOW...


-- "Texas Tech student Camryn Giselle Booker, was arrested after she was filmed mocking Charlie Kirk’s assassination and harassing mourners at a vigil for the conservative influencer. Booker, 18, was recorded jumping around and yelling at fellow students paying tribute to Kirk, 'Fuck y’all homie dead, he got shot in the head.'" --UPDATE: Live and don't learn...
-- "It's being reported that this demon who danced on Charlie Kirk's grave has been expelled from Texas Tech." --And there's this...
-- "Left-wing columnist Karen Attiah revealed in a Substack that she was fired by the Washington Post over social media posts amid the assassination of Charlie Kirk and the Colorado school shooting." --Civil War 2.0... it's coming...
-- "'Hacks' star Hannah Einbinder is under fire for turning her Emmy acceptance speech into a crude, political soapbox in which she said, 'Fuck ICE and free Palestine.'" --Of course, in Gaza... they would toss her lesbian ass off a high building.
UPDATE: TORONTO HOMICIDE #29/2025 - FERAL GANGS EDITION...

-- "Toronto Police have arrested a 12-year-old boy and a 20-year-old man in connection with the city’s 29th homicide of the year — a disturbing case that investigators say is part of a string of violent, unprovoked attacks, in this case a 62-year-old man sleeping on bench in Nathan Phillips Square." --Get out while you still can...
-- "A male in his 40’s was stabbed near Gerrard and Sherbourne streets in downtown Toronto on Monday morning, police say." --Blasting away in... Bomanville?
-- "Durham Regional Police charged Rocco Trentadue, 23, Jarret Barbara, 22, and Dylan Heinola, 23, with a triple shooting that happened in Bowmanville, Ont. more than a year ago." --
YEAH... THAT'S WHO I'D WANT TO BE PROTECTING MY KIDS...


-- "Twisted New York school cop Tanisha Blanche has been removed from her post after cracking jokes online about Charlie Kirk’s assassination while appearing to celebrate his murder. ‘Well that white sniper was over qualified when he put that hole in your neck hunni bunni,’ read one of her posts. The Westchester County Police Department did not respond to requests for comment." --
14 September 2025
F@CK CAMERON BAILEY, HAMAS AND THE BABY-STRANGLING RAPISTS...

-- "The controversial and zig-zagging journey for the Oct. 7 rescue movie The Road Between Us: The Ultimate Rescue had another twist on Sunday when it picked up the People’s Choice award for best documentary at the Toronto Film Festival." --NOTA BENE...
-- "The Road Between Us will be mostly self-released on around 125 screens in more than 20 cities throughout North America beginning Oct. 3." --
UPDATE: TORONTO HOMICIDE #31/2025 and ???...

-- "Toronto Police say a man in his 40s has died following a shooting at a commercial plaza near Victoria Park and Sheppard avenues in North York Saturday night. Footage from the scene shows a black Audi sedan in the middle of the road with multiple bullet holes through the driver’s side window. No description of suspects has been provided." --
UPDATE: Authorities identified the victim as 43-year-old Paulin Harusha.
Could this be the same Paulin Harusha arrested for bank robbery in 2008?
That could make this one a hit.
Bonus mystery corpse...
-- "A man has been found dead near Queen Street and Wheeler Avenue early Sunday morning." --
IT'S NOT 'GUN VIOLENCE'... IT'S BLACK GANGBANGER VIOLENCE...

-- "As two suspects (both male, Black) remain at large for the shooting death of 8-year-old JahVai Roy, community members, activists, and family members came together to once again call for an end to gun violence. The rally comes just days after Toronto police announced that a 16-year-old suspect (also male, Black) has been arrested." --
Everybody knows what's going on... so let's stop pretending.
And, no... it's not a 'public health crisis... whatever that is.
13 September 2025
IF HE'S CONSIDERED SO HIGH RISK, WHY'D YOU LET HIM OUT?

-- "Police in Hamilton are searching for Jonathan Shane Beaver, who is considered a “high risk” to the public after he cut off his GPS ankle monitor. In 2025 Beaver was charged with break and enter, disguise with intent, and possession of a prohibited firearm." --
How exactly did the ankle bracelet make him any less dangerous?
Nota bene... Beaver, huh... that sounds like a Branford area surname.
Time travel with me...
-- "Hamilton Police have issued a warrant for attempted murder, for Jonathan Shane Beaver, who was involved in last night’s beating and stabbing at Hamilton’s Centre on Barton." --Meanwhile... back at the ranch.
THE NEWS THEY REALLY DIDN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW... APPARENTLY HE DID IT FOR LOVE...

-- "That individual, who has yet to be identified by the authorities, is now fully cooperating with the FBI on its investigation into the fatal shooting of the conservative activist. The relationship was first reported by Fox News’ Brooke Singman." --It gets better... by which I mean worse...
-- "Investigators have not released a clear motive for the slaughter, but Robinson’s social media indicates he harbored vitriol toward the conservative pundit, often accusing him of being 'full of hate.'" --
Somebody remind me... how many people did Charlie Kirk murder?
More... apparently Kirk assassin was a 'tranny chaser'
THOSE DARNED TORONTO MEN ARE AT IT AGAIN...


-- "Police identified 37-year-old Victory Ogih of Toronto, who has has been charged with assault, two counts of assault with a weapon, two counts of assault causing bodily harm, and two counts of failing to comply with a release order. Investigators believe there may be additional victims." --You mean his 'Little Jamaica' barbershop, right?
-- "Michael Nelson, 54, is accused of dealing drugs out of his Eglinton West barber shop." --
POLICE THIS FREE SPEECH... A HUNDRED CITIZENS FOR EVERY COPPER...

-- "Participants in the 'Unite the Kingdom' march carried the St. George's red-and-white flag of England and the Union Jack, the state flag of the United Kingdom, and chanted, 'We want our country back.' Police estimated the crowd at the Robinson rally at about 110,000 people." --Talk on the ground is that there are actually a million people heading for the rally.
BABY-STRANGLING RAPISTS REAP THE WHIRLWIND...

-- "Earlier, IDF Spokesperson in Arabic Avichay Adraee issued an evacuation order for Gaza City residents to move southward. More than 280,000 Gazans have already left the city, KAN reported, citing assessments by security officials." --Meanwhile... Mark Carney's pals...
-- "A Palestinian man stabbed and wounded two people in a suspected terror attack at a hotel in Kibbutz Tzuba near Jerusalem on Friday, police and medics said." --
WHEN 'THEATRE KIDS' HIT THE WORKFORCE...


-- "Did the machines break down, perhaps? Were they too busy to get to the order? Nope! Neither of those things. These employees just decided the posters were, wait for it, propaganda. As a result, they didn't print the order." --
Actually, as a result, people are calling for a nation-wide boycott of Office Depot.
Well done, large hipsters!
And another one bites the dust.
ASK A GRIEVING WIDOW...
-- "If you thought that my husband's mission was powerful before, you have no idea," she said. "You have no idea what you just have unleashed across this entire country." --
THE MOVIE CAMERON BAILEY AND TORONTO FILM FESTIVAL DIDN'T WANT YOU TO SEE...
-- "Barry Avrich’s documentary about a retired Tel Aviv general driving through great danger to save his son’s family at a kibbutz near Gaza on Oct. 7, 2023, garnered headlines when TIFF organizers first invited then disinvited the title, eventually reinstating it after a global outcry." --I'm so old, I remember when you didn't have to be patted down by cops before you could see a movie.
WHEN NETFLIX, SCRABBLE OR CHARADES NIGHT JUST WON'T DO IT ANYMORE...

-- "Twisted New Jersey father Everton Thomas shot and killed Harold Miller — and then enlisted his wife and son to chop up the victim’s body with a chainsaw, according to the Camden County Prosecutor’s Office. Miller’s body hasn’t been found." --
And don't get me started on those darned 'Michigan' men.
12 September 2025
YOU EVER WONDER... WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH GYPSIES?

-- "Toronto Police investigators said Fraga Munteanu, had been arrested and charged with theft over $5,000. Officers learned that Munteanu, 47, approached a victim at Blue Jays Way and Front Street, handed them a rose and demanded money. She then grabbed the victim’s hand, massaging and kissing it, and while doing so, stole their diamond ring." --I just want to know... who let Fraga and her gang into the country?