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-- "The IDF on Tuesday attempted to assassinate Hamas leader Mohammed Sinwar in a strike on the European Hospital in Khan Yunis. Security officials have long believed that Mohammed Sinwar replaced his brother, Yahya Sinwar, as the new Hamas leader after his assassination in October." --...

BUT, BUT, BUT... ONLY WHITE PEOPLE CAN BE RACIST...

-- "Toronto Police have arrested and charged 34-year-old Shevon Cooke in a suspected hate-motivated assault at Finch West station last summer. Cooke directed death threats and used anti-Indian slurs towards the victim during the assault." --...

LIVE AND DON'T LEARN...

-- "U.S. President Donald Trump's administration said on Tuesday that eight federal agencies will terminate another $450 million in grants to Harvard University, on top of $2.2 billion in federal funding that it canceled last week." -- Now do Stanfo...

BRINGING THOSE OLD WORLD VALUES WITH THEM...

-- "Anestan Ganeshamoorthy, 32, of Pickering, allegedly behind the wheel of a stolen vehicle that was involved in a serious collision with a TTC bus in November is facing new charges for his role in a violent home invasion spree across Mississauga and Brampton." -- It gets better... -- "'Ganeshamoorthy...

APPARENTLY, SOME FOLKS LIVES ARE LESS IMPORTANT THAN OTHERS...

-- "There’s a new batch of refugees coming into America, but the Left and their liberal media allies hate it for a simple reason: they’re white. And now the Episcopal Church is dissolving its relationship with the federal government regarding resettling refugees." -- Let's see what South Africa's...

SMELL THE 'PROFESSIONAL' JOURNALISM...

-- "They knew. They all knew. And yet they were all perfectly fine with running him for president AGAIN." -- Oh... it gets better... -- "A rapidly aging Joe Biden couldn’t even recognize George Clooney at a Democratic fundraiser in Los Angeles during his 2024 campaign — leaving the Hollywood...

THE NEW ENTREPRENEURS...

-- "Brampton man Moiz Kunwar, 28, has been charged with fraud and is facing two lawsuits related to an alleged pre-construction home deposit scam worth hundreds of thousands of dollars." --...

DEAD WRONG...

-- "In the year the Liberals took office, 604 people were murdered across Canada. This was already a slight uptick from the year before, when murder rates hit a low not seen since the mid-1960s. Just seven years later, in 2022, homicides would hit a high of 874. In raw numbers, that’s 270 more...

IN SCARBOROUGH, THAT'S CALLED 'MONDAY'...

-- "Toronto Police are investigating after two males were stabbed at a plaza on the southwest corner of Guildwood Parkway at Livingston Road in Scarborough on Monday afternoon." --...

'MISSISSAUGA MAN'...

-- "Mississauga man Rick Junior Arson, 26, has been charged after two women were sexually assaulted and a teen was nearly abducted in separate incidents in the city’s northeast end." -- And then, there's the guys with the neck tatto...

WHILE CANADA'S FEDERAL LIBERALS REFUSE TO RELEASE NAZI FILES...

-- "The 83 boxes were sent by the Germany embassy in Tokyo to Argentina in June 1941 aboard the Japanese steamship 'Nan-a-Maru,' according to the history that the court was able to piece together, it said in a statement." --...

WHY TRUMP WAS ELECTED: REASON #3014

-- "'The principle is simple – whatever the lowest price paid for a drug in other developed countries, that is the price that Americans will pay,' Trump said at the White House. 'Some prescription drug and pharmaceutical prices will be reduced almost immediately by 50 to 80 to 90%.'" -- And then......

PRESIDENT 'PANTS ON FIRE'...

-- "And this isn’t just a one-time discrepancy. Month after month during Joe Biden’s term, the Bureau of Labor Statistics published inflated job estimates, only to revise them downward later, long after the headlines had already done their PR damage for the White House." -- The Democrats can't...

MUCH LIKE PROFESSIONAL BASKETBALL... PIMPING IS A BIT OF A MONOCULTURE

-- "Charges have been laid against Michael Smith, 31, from Brampton after police say he took control over and exploited a woman in the sex trade." -- And... -- "Toronto Police are searching for a suspect in connection with three separate east-end robbery investigations in the Chapman Avenue...

CHESS, THUMBS DOWN... GROWING POPPIES FOR HEROIN, ALLAH IS COOL...

-- "The Taliban government in Afghanistan has banned chess until further notice due to fears the game is a source of gambling. Officials said the game has been prohibited indefinitely until its compatibility with Islamic law can be determined." -- Nota bene... -- "Women are essentially barred...

OF COURSE, OFFICER... WE SURE WOULDN'T WANT TO EMBARRASS 'KENORA MAN'...

SO, YOU NEED TO KNOW IF THERE'S A DRUG DEALER ON YOUR STREET...TOUGH BANANAS... -- "A 64-year-old northern Ontario man is facing drug trafficking charges after a two-month investigation led to the seizure of cocaine, methamphetamine, and prescription drugs in Kenora, Ont." -- Perhaps someone should...

DARWIN AWARDS 2025...

-- "The farm recently posted a picture of a large red kangaroo named Mr. Jack, adding, 'He loves neck scratches and will take treats from your hands.'" --...

YOUR DAILY GTA MAYHEM... 'POST-NATIONAL' STATE EDITION...

-- "Peel Reginal Police are appealing for the public’s help after a woman in her twenties was randomly stabbed and suffered 'near fatal injuries' at Eglinton Avenue West and Hurontario Street Saturday evening just before 6:30 pm. The woman had just exited a public transit bus when she was followed...

A SAVAGE MEDIEVAL PLACE...

-- "Yitzchak Eliyashiv, a 45-year-old Jewish New Yorker, was murdered in the Gundogmus district of Antalya province of Turkey earlier this week, according to Turkish and Jewish media reports." -- Not that Poland is setting any shining examples... -- "Private broadcaster Polsat News reported that...

WELL, I'M SO OLD, I REMEMBER 'PRE-MAD MAX' CANADA...

-- "Montreal Police are investigating after a 16-year-old boy was shot in the upper body and a 15-year-old boy was stabbed in the lower body during an altercation on Raudot Street near d’Aragon Street in the Southwest borough Friday night. No arrests have been made, and the investigation is ongoing."...

I'M FROM THE GOVERNMENT... I'M HERE TO SAVE YOU...

-- "On March 19 of last year, ATF 'operators' conducted an early morning raid of Bryan Malinowski’s home in West Little Rock. An ATF agent WHO HAS NEVER BEEN NAMED shot Malinowski in the head with his carbine and he died of his wounds two days later. His family insists he didn’t know he was trading...

THE SCOOP ON MARX CARNAGE...

-- "According to legend, the Bermuda Triangle is a place where ships and even airplanes disappear. I don't know about that, but Bermuda is definitely a place where oligarchs like Carney make billions of dollars disappear, to evade the Canada Revenue Agency and other tax collectors." -- It gets...

WHO COULD HAVE POSSIBLY SEEN THAT COMING?

-- "The second-generation Rwandan teen, who murdered Alice da Silva Aguiar, 9, Elsie Dot Standcombe, 7, and Bebe King, 6, last year at a dance party in Southport, England, has  attacked a prison guard in a premeditated assault." -- Meanwhile... back at the ran...

I GUESS SOME THINGS, YOU KNOW, LIKE MAPS... ARE JUST SACRED...

-- "Breitbart Editor-in-Chief Alex Marlow stated, ‘This is a person who changed their gender from male to female and changed his name... and is saying we can’t change Gulf of Mexico to Gulf of America.’" --...

DON'T GET ME STARTED ON 800 MILIION DOLLARS OF SCRAPPED VENTILATORS...

I HAVEN'T HAD A FAMILY DOCTOR SINCE 2014... -- "The federal government expects to spend about $7 million this fiscal year to store and maintain four custom-made, portable hospitals that cost taxpayers more than $200 million to buy — facilities meant to bolster overwhelmed hospitals during the COVID-19...

SCRATCH A DEMOCRAT...

-- "'These members of Congress storming into a detention facility goes beyond bizarre political stunt and puts the safety of our law enforcement agents and the detainees at risk,' a DHS statement said. '"Members of Congress are not above the law and cannot illegally break into detention facilities.'"...

MORE 'TORONTO MAN'...

-- "Toronto Police say 23-year-old Ryan Petroff, who was wanted in connection with a hit-and-run on Toronto Metropolitan University’s campus that left five pedestrians injured last month was arrested following a 'road rage incident' in Scarborough earlier this week." -- Oh, yeah... one other small...

I SAY WE LET 'EM SLUG IT OUT...

-- "India’s governing BJP party said on Thursday that its 'Operation Sindhoor' airstrikes on Pakistan 'eliminated' Abdul Rauf Azhar, the mastermind behind American journalist Daniel Pearl’s kidnapping and beheading in 2002." -- Religion of... what the fucking wha...

ONE GIGANTIC MILGRAM EXPERIMENT...

-- "'As the estimated U.S. COVID-19 vaccine death toll breaches 600,000, we must stand in solemn solidarity and remembrance of the fallen, just as we have for those who fought and died in service to our country,' Hulscher writes on his Substack. The foundation’s founder, renowned cardiologist Dr....

I HEAR FREEZING BANK ACCOUNTS AND JAILING YOUR POLITICAL ENEMIES REALLY WORKS...

-- "Germany’s political police bureau, the Federal Office for the Protection of the Constitution, has temporarily suspended awarding itself the power to wiretap right-wing-populist Members of Parliament pending an urgent legal review filed by the targeted Alternative for Germany." --...

WE'RE WAITING FOR, WHAT... AN ACTUAL POGROM?

-- "Chaos and wild brawls broke out at Brooklyn College university on Thursday evening after anti-Israel activists tried setting up an encampment on college grounds. The chaos comes a day after over 100 anti-Israel agitators stormed the Butler Library at Columbia University." --...

'TORONTO MAN'

WHY IS ALWAYS THE GUYS WITH THE WAY-COOL NAMES? -- "Toronto man Kamar Cunningham, 43, convicted in 2020 for multiple firearm trafficking offences, has been arrested in the United States after nearly four years on the run, police say. Cunningham was the 17th most wanted fugitive in Canada." -- ...

YOU THINK THOSE VOTES BUY THEMSELVES?

-- "The annual Indigenous budget has almost tripled from 2015 to 2025, growing (in nominal dollars) from roughly $11 billion to more than $32 billion." --...

BIDEN'S DEMOCRAT CONSTITUENTS CONTINUE TO SUFFER UNDER TRUMP...

-- "MS-13 gangbanger Omar Antonio Villalta has been sentenced to 55 years in prison for the brutal killings of Justin Llivicura, Michael Lopez, Jorge Tigre, and Jefferson Villalobos in a New York park. Villalta was also involved in the murder of another man in Charlottesville, Virginia, a few months...

DIVERSITY, STRENGTH... HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU...

-- "Peel Regional Police said 42-year-old Ankur Bhatiani of Oakville coordinated the fraudulent transactions, enabling Andreea Olivia Paulet, 24, Daiana Ionela Necula, 25, Ion Cristea, 40, Ilarion Rupita, 34, Vialis-Aramis Curt, 30, and Andreea Gabriela Pisla.25, to obtain a variety of cars and SUVs.’...

HAMILTON MAN...

-- "A 24-year-old Hamilton man, Daniel Menezes, is facing more than a dozen charges for allegedly smuggling guns from the U.S. into Canada." -- Oh, look... coincidentally, there's another Hamilton-based Menezes in the news. And... -- "Kevan Smith, 34, has been charged in connection with...

AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON WASAGA BEACH...

-- "‘If you look over the bumpers on the side of the road, down in the ravine, you’ll see the big problem,’ Graetz tells CityNews during a tour of the area. ‘We currently live among all this trash that keeps piling up, and there is no end in sight.’ Tons of garbage from construction debris to...

AMERICA RISING...

-- "Robert Francis Prevost, of the United States has been elected the first American Pope in the 2,000-year history of the Catholic Church. Prevost, 69, is a Chicago-born cardinal who previously served in Peru for two decades." --...

WELL, THE THING IS, RASHAWN... MAYBE THIS ISN'T ACTUALLY ALL ABOUT YOU...

DANTE'S MOM WAS APPARENTLY UNAVAILABLE FOR COMMENT... -- “He (Andreatta) died on the 11th, and I was charged with first-degree murder; he told me I was charged with killing a 12-year-old.  It was the worst thing of my life.  I couldn’t sleep.  I couldn’t eat food.  I was in distress."...

SWEET BABY JEBUS...

-- "Just when we think DEI might finally have been on its way out, a sensitive and diverse New York artist manages to get a gigantic statue of a sloppily dressed, obese Womyn of Color™ erected in Times Square." --...

YOUR DAILY GTA MAYHEM...

-- "Peel Regional Police say one person has been taken to hospital and two nearby schools have been placed under hold-and-secure orders after a daylight shooting in Mississauga on Thursday morning. No information has been released about possible suspects at this time." --...

DEREK CHAUVIN WAS APPARENTLY UNAVAILABLE FOR COMMENT...

-- "A jury found three former Memphis police officers, Tadarrius Bean, Demetrius Haley and Justin Smith, not guilty of all charges in the death of Tyre Nichols, including the most serious charge of second degree murder." --...

'TORONTO MAN,' YET AGAIN...

-- "'Toronto man Daniel Pertabsingh, 35,' is facing several charges after allegedly attempting to rob a store near Sheppard Avenue and Markham Road at gunpoint this week. Officers recovered a Glock 45 ACP handgun with a 3D-printed automatic switch, ammunition, a knife, and an undisclosed quantity...

MR DEEPFAKES

-- "David Do is, on the surface, unassuming and respectable. He owns a house just outside Toronto with his partner, drives a Tesla and is paid $121,000 a year as a hospital pharmacist. But he leads a double life as a key person behind the world's most notorious website for non-consensual, AI-generated...

ICE ICE BABY...

NOTHING A HALF DOZEN BELGIAN MALINOIS COULDN'T DEAL WITH... -- "Video posted on social media shows a large group shoving past a security guard at the library’s front entrance, who tried in vain to stop the mob but was quickly overcome. Once inside, they draped large signs over bookshelves...

THE DEMENTIA PRESIDENCY... YOU THOUGHT AFGHANISTAN WAS HIS ONLY BOOBOO?

-- "According to the Defense Department Office of Inspector General, 62 military personnel were injured and one Army soldier killed.   The disjointed nature of the effort also contributed to 27 watercraft suffering damage costing $31 million to repair." -- The disasterous Gaza Pier, dubbed...

WHY PEOPLE HAVE TURNED AWAY FROM THE 'DEAD TREE MEDIA'...

-- "New York Times reporter Rob Copeland filed a human resources complaint alleging that veteran business editor Ellen Pollock issued a ‘death threat’ after she allegedly threatened to ‘shoot him,’ another editor and herself during a heated dispute over a story on on Harvard University." -- TRUMP...

THERE'S LIBERAL PARTY EUTHANASIA... AND THEN THERE'S 'PLAN B'...

-- "Diane Chandler's death is one of eight Foxglove ‘supportive housing’ overdose deaths described in critical incident reports sent to B.C. Housing obtained by CBC through Freedom of Information requests.  The documents detail the housing agency's concern that the deaths might make...

I'M FROM THE GOVERNMENT, I'M HERE TO... SWEET BABY JEBUS...

-- "Thomson admitted to driving the woman home from an art exhibit, giving her $100 to pay her cell phone bill before her phone was disconnected. He said at the time of the cottage getaway he had been separated from his wife for about a year. The court previously heard Thompson is accused of touching...

I'M SO OLD, I REMEMBER 'PRE-AXE MURDER' CANADA...

OF COURSE YOU DON'T GET TO KNOW HIS NAME... -- "A 55 year-old London, Ontario man who pleaded guilty to slaying his wife with an axe – a killing witnessed by the man’s two children – was sentenced on Tuesday to life in prison with no chance of parole for 12 years. There is a publication ban that...