-- "With the voting results now pointing towards a seemingly inevitable Trump victory, President Biden has graciously called to concede the election. ‘I gave it my all. I fought to the bitter end,' said President Biden. 'You've got to admit when you're beaten, and man do I love chocolate chips beaten into my ice cream. Whoa, baby.’" --And...
-- "Sources say the unburdening could lead to unprecedented levels of imagining what can be." --And, finally... stolen from BlazingCatFur.
