-- "Melissa Valbrum, 32, was arrested for accidentally shooting her 15-year-old daughter in the shoulder after getting into an altercation with a group of people at a northwest Miami-Dade McDonald's. Valbrum became violent towards a woman and her cousins after she thought one of the victims was pointing at her." --And...
-- "Salty gunman Melvin Wright, Jr., 43, will spend at least nine years behind bars for shooting a stranger in the face after he refused to share his potato chips at an Ohio strip club." --
Meanwhile, back at the ranch...
-- "Ontario Provincial Police say the suspect is male, Black, 25-35 years old approximately around five feet 10 inches tall, with long braided hair (to middle of his back)." --
