I GUESS ALCOHOL ISN'T AS HARAM AS WE THOUGHT... -- "Police in Peel Region say 38-year-old Awil Hassan Abdi is facing a total of 20 charges in connection with a series of LCBO thefts totalling more than $160,000." --
Or a little, nudge, nudge, wink, wink...
-- "A private religious studies tutor,Abdul Qadeer Syed, 50, of Brampton has been arrested after allegedly sexually assaulting a 15-year-old boy last month." --
That ol' trickle-down effect...
-- "More than 19,000 illegal immigrants have been apprehended along one northern border sector over the past year, officials said Wednesday." --
